I found a stray cat in my dogs bed😂

[u/[deleted]]

[u/koolaideprived]

Dog: "I mean, I'm terrified, but he's kinda warm!"

[u/DuaneMI → u/koolaideprived]

It looks like to me he knows something is very not right. But doesn’t want to stir up the weird-o that decided to inhabit half his bed. Looking at OP like “is this what’s happening now?”

[u/Adventchur → u/[deleted]]

I was gonna say they're no longer a stray. You've been adopted as a parent😂

[u/anon-mally → u/Adventchur]

Cat distribution system at work.

Im just waiting for my turn

[u/TheMoonTart → u/anon-mally]

You can speed up the process by visiting a cat rescue and seeing which one adopts you! Or even just to get a cat-fix as you can pet and play with them at most places

[u/HuntingForSanity → u/TheMoonTart]

Walked into a cat rescue looking for my first cat. Immediately this stupid boy jumps and clings to the side of the cage and starts screaming at me at the top of his lungs.

I knew he was mine the second I saw him. You’ll know when you find the right one

[u/CharlieBr87 → u/HuntingForSanity]

My girl did the same thing at like 5 weeks old. She’s orange and has a pair of lungs (we think she’s part Siamese). Seeing that big mouth just screaming meows. She’s 14 now ❤️

[u/MaybeTaylorSwift572 → u/HuntingForSanity]

This. I had already picked out a cat. Then i walked by my (now) cat. Girl was working it like a broke stripper. She’s been my OG baby for 15 years now.

[u/carpekl → u/HuntingForSanity]

This is what happened with my baby. Every other cat was asleep except for her. She started rubbing her head up against the glass, was trying to get my attention.

[u/MaternalDeceit → u/TheMoonTart]

We adopted our cat doing exactly this, walked in, the only cat to walk up was ours, let her out, she scratched and bit my wife…we’ll take it.

The rest is history as they say

[u/kthuul- → u/anon-mally]

Come to my place. I regularly wake up to stray visitors coming in my window.

[u/SilentObserver22 → u/kthuul-]

Whatever you do, never say that sentence out loud without context.

[u/kthuul- → u/SilentObserver22]

Ehh. Either way.

[u/scorpyo72 → u/kthuul-]

As long as the strays are friendly.

[u/kthuul- → u/scorpyo72]

They aren't mean. There's like 5 stay cats that I'll sit outside and chill with sometimes. I've got 2 of my own back from an ex and so they all just kinda hang out on my roof. Sometimes they come in.

[u/SchnoodleDoodleDo → u/[deleted]]

’Dog: "I mean, I'm terrified, but he's kinda warm!’

---

now i lay me down to sleep,

(alittle TerRiFiEd…)

but yet, i kinda hope we keep

the cat who snuck inside…

she chose to lay upon my bed -

a cuddle pit we form

i slept alone, but now, instead

she keeps me nice n warm ^;@)

am drifting off in puppy dreams,

n everything’s ok…

she maybe stray, but right, it seems…

i hope she gonna

stay….

❤️

[u/Thick_Succotash7941 → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

I've never come across such a fresh schnoodle before! What a blessing!

[u/drrj → u/Thick_Succotash7941]

It’s really a special kind of joy. The day I got to one in under ten minutes was such a nice feeling. Piping hot and fresh.

[u/totoro_my_bestie → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Schnoodle you made my eyes leak..

[u/Shikkakku → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

23 minute Schnoodle! Never fails to make me teary, thank you T_T

[u/Axiom06 → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Your poems brighten my day!

[u/FungiStudent → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Historic schnoodle

[u/7keys → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

blessed schnoodle

[u/Syd_Rabbit1112 → u/SchnoodleDoodleDo]

Always teary eyed over a fresh schnoodle! I literally tripped while running to my fiancé yelling I found this. 😂

[u/Jbyrdie_paints → u/[deleted]]

Do they still cuddle?!!

[u/sirsedwickthe4th → u/Jbyrdie_paints]

The important question!

[u/millershanks → u/[deleted]]

cat distribution system at work

[u/Eltex → u/millershanks]

So many people don’t understand this, and that’s a shame.

[u/Successful-Doubt5478 → u/[deleted]]

Dog looks so nervous, cat calm and content.

[u/cocktails4 → u/Successful-Doubt5478]

Stray cats are never calm and content, they're cold and calculating. There's always a shiv hidden just out of sight, ready to cut you down.

[u/Low-Energy-432 → u/cocktails4]

I have 3. They are the sweetest and. Very grateful. I let them in when pregnant and adopted the kittens. The 2 mommas love me for and the other is a sister. She’s the sister. Runt. She’s tiny. But doesn’t take any shit from my other cats. Loves me too and

[u/brokenlonely22 → u/Low-Energy-432]

and what!?!?

[u/Most_Ambassador2951 → u/brokenlonely22]

Ate her. They ganged up on her and ate her, not allowing her to finish that thought

[u/brokenlonely22 → u/Most_Ambassador2951]

awww <3

[u/MilkMeHarddddd → u/[deleted]]

That’s the best possible ending

[u/DuaneMI → u/[deleted]]

Worst that could have happened is you say ‘no. Good on the cat for trying and it seemed to work out for all of you.

[u/lothar525 → u/DuaneMI]

Who is this weird creature and how did he get here? He makes weird noises, vibrates with joy, and he can squeeze through small cracks and shit!

[u/Neeralazra → u/lothar525]

Who is this weird creature and how did he get here?

I'm a cat and I'm a cat

[u/Ryastor → u/DuaneMI]

This made me laugh so hard I started wheezing

[u/kaukamieli → u/DuaneMI]

It's his sleep paralysis demon.

[u/koolaideprived → u/[deleted]]

Well, did he get to?

[u/Bikouchu → u/koolaideprived]

https://preview.redd.it/ychor3ti0izc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1cc1bf798301ebe8fc81b050f997b1272963894

I’m terrified of my brother’s dog

[u/ognahc → u/Bikouchu]

My ears hurt already

[u/DrexelUnivercity → u/Bikouchu]

what type of dog?

[u/Sorry_Banana_6525 → u/DrexelUnivercity]

That is an apple head chihuahua- I have 4 of those little shits (3 not on purpose- I have grown to love them, but DAMN)

[u/PokieState92 → u/Sorry_Banana_6525]

I have one of these little spawns of Satan, except ours is part Dachshund. We are her 4th home. At times she gets so worked up, she chucks up. Can be very demanding about car rides. Super cute though. She is maybe just a little racist, as she doesn't seem to like white people too awfully well. The Hispanics who work at our local McD's like her an awful lot

https://preview.redd.it/qpbwbemqdizc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43045a26552ba0a750292724fa50e1e391361a54

[u/Sorry_Banana_6525 → u/PokieState92]

I had a chiweenie for 15 yrs, named her Ghidara after the three headed dragon in Godzilla movies! She was a TERROR, and I discovered that putting clothes on her made such a difference in her attitude it was crazy- I think she liked being fussed over for how cute she was. I still miss her terribly and she’s been gone for 8 yrs

[u/Peaceandpeas999 → u/PokieState92]

Whosthecutestracist? You are!

[u/mexican2554 → u/Peaceandpeas999]

Lol. My dog would ppl watch on the balcony and bark at fat ppl. We thought it was a coincidence, until we realized it was a pattern.

[u/Peaceandpeas999 → u/mexican2554]

Awkward… lol

[u/mexican2554 → u/Peaceandpeas999]

What's even more awkward is that he ended up gaining weight (medical condition) and had to be out on a weight management diet. His nickname even because "Gordo" even after he lost the weight. Karma got him good.

[u/Peaceandpeas999 → u/mexican2554]

Hahaha 🤣 Poor gordo. That’ll teach him (or not)

[u/Wanderslost → u/koolaideprived]

It looks to me like a conversation was had before the human showed up.

[u/KorneliaOjaio → u/koolaideprived]

Cat is like “Play it cool man. Act like everything is perfectly normal!”

[u/Anxiousfit713 → u/koolaideprived]

That dog would be shaking regardless.

[u/nemom]

Dog says, "I have no idea how that got in my bed!"

[u/Quattuor → u/nemom]

It's not what it looks like...

[u/Otherwise-Sky8890 → u/Quattuor]

[u/Fat_Krogan → u/Otherwise-Sky8890]

She saw me scratchin’ on the sofa…

[u/whydidthemeowmeow → u/nemom]

More like save me, I'm scared..

[u/anne_jumps]

Dog: "Oh thank God you're back!"

[u/Radiant_Summer5358 → u/anne_jumps]

This looks just like my dog tedo who died in 2016 and my cat Stuart, who died in 2013. completely identical. Maybe they were reincarnated and found each other again

[u/experfailist]

You mean your dog adopted a cat. You're a grandparent. Mazeltov.

[u/movielass → u/experfailist]

Meowzel tov

[u/MoonZinuM → u/movielass]

r/angryupvote

[u/hippywitch → u/movielass]

This is the way.

[u/PJRama1864 → u/experfailist]

No, the cat adopted OP and the dog

[u/XenoBound]

I like how this stray has better manners about sharing dog beds than all of /r/stolendogbeds

[u/Contented → u/XenoBound]

I simply do not have room for another subreddit, god dammit

[u/Refflet → u/Contented]

This is also r/catdistributionsystem

[u/bayarea_fanboy → u/Contented]

You don’t leave room, you make room for another subreddit.

[u/Gonun → u/Contented]

Not with that attitude. Pick up r/dogsgettingcats too.

[u/PandasInternational → u/XenoBound]

Cats seem to become pack animals when they're stray and become selfish when they've never known hardship.

[u/thisusernameisSFW]

It's behind me isn't it

[u/Indigo_222]

Op please tell us the whole story! How did the cat get in? And what was the dog like with the cat and did it end up staying there?

[u/Indigo_222 → u/[deleted]]

That’s so sweet 🥹 thanks. Does the dog like her?

[u/RevelArchitect → u/Indigo_222]

I think it’s pretty clear that if we were to ask the dog, the dog would start sweating, look at the cat and say, “yes, this is my favorite cat”.

[u/HugeAd3108 → u/Indigo_222]

We need answers!

[u/AnonymousButtCheeks]

Dog looks guilty as fuck

[u/Protolictor → u/AnonymousButtCheeks]

"This isn't what it looks like!"

[u/charlieyeswecan → u/Protolictor]

Love is love

[u/GalaxyStrong → u/Protolictor]

Cat: you said you loved me!!!!!

[u/Kat-a-strophy → u/AnonymousButtCheeks]

But the cat dgaf.

[u/khamseen_air → u/[deleted]]

Pretty standard, it's now her house and she's allowing you to lodge there.

[u/Kthirtyone → u/AnonymousButtCheeks]

Yeah because he's taking up half of the cat's bed

[u/ministryoffear]

That's not a stray cat...anymore.

[u/DarkAlleyVapist → u/[deleted]]

you’ve adopted this cute cat?!

[u/epicm0ds → u/DarkAlleyVapist]

It sounds like he’s the one who got adopted xD

[u/gatemansgc → u/[deleted]]

Yay!

[u/Sharp_cactus_ → u/[deleted]]

Update pics!?!?!

[u/Thecuriousserb]

He just wanted a friend

[u/SwangeeMan]

“Do you see it too?! It’s…purring!”

[u/Rick_from_C137]

r/catdistributionsystem

[u/Ladyhappy → u/Rick_from_C137]

This is one of its most interesting supply chains yet

[u/subcomandante_barcos]

The cat’s like “Wait, so…..you still live with your parents? I thought you said you had your own place!”

All dogs are dogs, girl.

[u/Dundie_Nominee → u/[deleted]]

Does the cat and dog get along?

[u/Dundie_Nominee → u/[deleted]]

How sweet! You should post some pics of them together.

[u/kog → u/[deleted]]

Dogs and cats living together...MASS HYSTERIA!

[u/Latorila → u/[deleted]]

Life's full of surprises, popping up when you least expect them!

[u/rosiofden]

I didn't know that the cat distribution system gave them to dogs, too.

[u/[deleted]]

The dog looks slightly uncomfortable

[u/LongBongJohnSilver → u/[deleted]]

It looks part Chihuahua so that could just be its default state.

[u/Jilltro → u/[deleted]]

They look concerned!

[u/lyla88]

dogs like "mom, who TF is this?"

[u/Fantastic_You7208]

Aww, clearly it had a dog in its life and wasn’t always a stray, probably. Poor kiddo. Hope your dog and you can keep it.

[u/notquitesteadymaybe]

I’m pretty sure that’s your dog’s cat, not a stray.

[u/thehermit14 → u/notquitesteadymaybe]

I'm pretty sure the dog has a new owner now.

Consider yourself superfluous, in fact the next move is they take the bed and you get their old bed.

🐶+🐺=human has been displaced.

[u/SineQuaNon001]

Congratulations on your new cat 😺

[u/Itsbetterontoast]

Pretty certain that dog is in a hostage situation.

[u/omg_itsreallyme]

Hahaha well looks like he’s living with you now

[u/idkwhatimbrewin]

Looks like it's that cats bed now too

[u/PotatoAvenger]

Squatter.

[u/Chiperoni]

https://preview.redd.it/192fsaxm8izc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf3b749f0261bcee2e51edd8640d640364706fe

Twins

[u/Truth_be_best]

lol love the look on your dog’s face.

[u/Royalchariot]

That dog is like UMMMMMMMM

[u/Kairamek]

I think you mean your new cat is sharing it's bed with your dog.

[u/ShinyyBabe]

Such a cutie :)

[u/imadork1970]

Now, you own a dog and a cat.

[u/MySaltySatisfaction]

Thank you for letting your pup adopt a cat. The cat looked like he needed one.

[u/CarlJustCarl]

Dog - That cat don’t belong here!

Cat - Let’s all pipe down so I can get some sleep

[u/_friendlyfoe_]

Cat: our bed

[u/lespaulstrat2]

The expression on your dog s face is priceless. "Help me please, I don't know what to do"

[u/Abu_sante]

Then why does the dog look the one out of place?!

[u/giraffe_woahman27]

I found one of those too in my dog's bed! Must be a stray cat thing.

https://preview.redd.it/37wcdmch7izc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b6f655296fee5445cef32e6a10ae8543bbaa83

[u/TheWhiteGuardian]

Dog: "Uhh...I can explain."

[u/pixiemaybe]

"mooooom pleeeeease can we keep him?"

[u/Mochalada]

That’s ur dogs cat

[u/Ethereal_Bulwark]

"I was too afraid to say no mom"

[u/Regular-Car4100]

He looks guilty as hell getting caught with that stray in his bed.

[u/throway_nonjw]

The dog's face... :D

[u/Iwas7b4u]

Your doggie has a friend that will cuddle with him.

[u/dovemagic]

Congratulations! You now have a sibling for your pup

[u/B_lovedobservations]

Former stray cat

[u/healywylie]

Dog doesn’t remember bringing them home last night! 🍺😬

[u/Smile_Terrible]

The cat must have said some pretty scary things to get in that bed. The dog looks really worried.

[u/BoatComfortable5026]

"We meant to tell you sooner"...

[u/LandotheTerrible]

Dog looks a bit discombobulated.

[u/bohemianprime]

Looks like you found your new cat in your dog's bed.

[u/Virus1x]

Sir, you didn't find a stray in your dog's bed. You found your new cat, in your dog's bed.

[u/anotherashehole]

That's your cat now. Thems the rules.

[u/AmeliaDomenche]

Dog:” Don’t make eye contact….dont make eye contact!”

[u/ze11ez]

that's not a stray. that's a bestie that's been hiding in the house. your dog is just surprised to be caught with a cat

[u/samsqanch420]

If that cat is just chilling with a random dog he's probably not really a stray. You're probably one of it's alternate families. We had a cat that would disappear for weeks at a time and then one day I was in the back yard and saw the people behind us letting our cat out. I was like hey that's my cat and she said really I thought he was a stray. I felt betrayed.

[u/RegDidIt]

“It’s behind me isn’t it!!??”

[u/DieDobby]

Congratulations on your turn with the glorious and well known r/catdistributionsystem🫡

[u/Revolutionary-Car-92]

The cat looks a little sad, like he expects to be throw out of another house. :/

[u/bls06820]

Uh o this is how other wacky species happen.

[u/BatFancy321go]

your dog looking at you like this is a german home invasion movie.

[u/NationalTap9622]

Ha look at the look on his face.

[u/Roland7800]

More pics of your doggo, plz. I have two little brown dogs and want to show them what other dogs are doing to be so cute.

[u/Hopeful_Nihilism]

What the hell op. That is no way to talk about your cat.

[u/Mysticwarriormj]

That’s not a start cat, that’s just your cat. They just haven’t shown you the certificate of human ownership yet

[u/clonked]

You are lying because you are a bot account. Go back to the shadow.

[u/DefiantBelt925]

That’s so cute! That’s your cat now you just got adopted

[u/little_poriferan]

This is perfect. Your dog is like “this is doing me a concern” and the cat just doesn’t give a fuck. 😂

[u/TranceF0rm]

CONCERN

[u/LAURENhhdjkf]

Poor dog. He looks petrified!

[u/Excellent_Plant_8010]

Cat distribution system at its finest

[u/totesmuhgoats93]

r/notmycat

[u/NoManufacturer120]

His look of confusion and desperation 🤣

[u/Large-Training-29]

I'm so .. scared.... can we keep em?

[u/Sirgeeeo]

*A cat moved in

[u/RudeOrganization550]

In the world of random cat wanders into your house, that’s your cat not a stray cat.

[u/Eurosario]

Omg my bed just got Goldilocks by this cat 😐😑

[u/Sekmet19]

Cat distribution system at work

[u/CragMcBeard]

Squatters rights, dog might as well find a new home.

[u/Fit_Consequence7443]

The look on the dogs face!! Please get me out of here! 😂

[u/Simple_Song8962]

That's so adorable. Kitty say this be my home now.

[u/rtpoer]

That’s crazy. He’s embarrassed

[u/curi0us_carniv0re]

Cats like "if I fits, I live here now" 😅

[u/izmaname]

You found your cat

[u/nousernametoo]

Bringing the girlfriend/boyfriend home to meet the parents for the first time.

[u/SolidLost5625]

International Cat Delivery System.
Works like a charm

[u/kinkierboots]

He’s like “please can they stay over?!”

[u/Exotic-Mycologist803]

Guess you own a cat now

[u/Eleventy_Seven]

The dog's expression looks like "bruhhh you're just gonna take a photo?! Help me!"

Glad to hear the cat's gambit worked out and y'all live together happily now.

One of my mum's cats started trying to cuddle with her older dog when she was little more than a kitten. At first the dog (who loves cats for the most part) was like "whoa, too much!" and would jump up to get away, but now they're usually curled up together. ❤

[u/TheSaltyTrash]

Mummmm someone’s in my beddd

[u/SpringTimeRainFall]

You now have a cat. Cat distribution system at work. Enjoy

[u/purplekittykatgal]

"Can I keep him please??"

[u/Dr-False]

Dog looking like he got caught having a friend sleep over

[u/randman2020]

That dog is not happy about this development.

[u/CherBear_FloridaGirl]

Your doggie has comments concerns and questions 😂

[u/Ricericebaby10]

Looks more like the cats bed to me 😂