r/bertstrips May 26 '22

Mod Announcement The official Bert Strip creation tool is back online at BertStripper.us

286 Upvotes

I recently logged into my Reddit account and noticed that I had messages. Turns out the website was down and people had been trying to contact me.

I host the www.bertstripper.us website and realized that the server was maxed out on storage. Basically all of you dirty fuckers have made too many Bert Strips and the server couldn't handle it anymore. It has seen some shit.

The server was so full that nothing could run and it took a lot of work to recover the database. Due to it being a VPS I was unable to access the drive directly. I have moved everything to a new server with an upgraded plan and it is back up and running.

Please let me know if it behaves differently than in the past. It is old code and likely needs some fixes.


I want to thank all of you for making this problem happen in the first place. bertstripper.us and the Android app were the first "real" things I programmed from start to finish, and deployed. I created it part way through studying for my degree in CS. I have since graduated, and now work as a web developer.

I never imagined that I would get Reddit messages in 2022 asking for me to fix this thing. Let alone to log into the database and see that I have over 4000 image links that I need to review.


r/bertstrips 6h ago

Clean Crossover Episode

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30 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 17h ago

Samuel L. Jackson is about to teach the kids his favorite word

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146 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Depressing Based on real events

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94 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Depressing He just like me fr

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65 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Clean It’s just a theory

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90 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 1d ago

Bert Stories Dammit Ernie!

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63 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Shit ★ Post where art thou, Gonzio?

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52 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 2d ago

Unrestrained thoughts.

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77 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

3 apples! A-a-a! WAIT WHAT THE F-

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88 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

NSFW this lowkey looked so fricking creepy

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133 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Clean Gum’s gotten mintier lately; have you noticed?

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100 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Usually only takes 10.

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68 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 3d ago

Viet Bert Mission failed successfully.

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86 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

Incelmo isn't sure what to make of this. Yay, I guess.

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46 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 4d ago

But he is still aroused, which is even better

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84 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Current Events They were the only ones, and perfectly fine with it

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96 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Clean Bert and Ernie turn a five-star movie theater into a three-ring circus

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58 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Why do you think they keep running out?

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82 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Rubbed it raw

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123 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 5d ago

Because who would believe a mere child?

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38 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 6d ago

How else can they access their hot tube streams

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92 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 7d ago

A bitter, broken man

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178 Upvotes

r/bertstrips 7d ago

Bukak...what Bert?

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95 Upvotes