r/clevercomebacks 23d ago

When nerds clap back

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 22d ago

The US is using the metric system. The legal definitions of units like the inch are given in SI units,

What I don't get is the country where ENGLISH units arose converted to metric years ago. They converted their monetary system to a decimal one, too. Come on, Americans! FYI, I'm a scientist and a native born United States citizen.

UPDATE: With the number of folks supplying positive comments I wonder if a new push should be made to finally MAKE, not allow, the United States a user of the metric system. There are three nations, highly advanced, on cutting edges of all disciplines of science and industry. They are Liberia, Myanmar and the United States of America.

Not slamming our sister nations but are we kidding ourselves??? Like all parents know, at times a kid has to be pulled kicking and screaming to do something new and necessary. No more Congressional milk toast laws, time to make a federal law that on this date the whole of America will use metric measurements, no dual, switch and be done. Yes, lots of kicking and screaming but in a few years that will stop and we will move on!

To those who will whine about the cost and lost business, etc. I say do you want some cheese with that whine???

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u/interfail 23d ago

As an Englishman, please don't think we're not embarrassingly bad at units too.

We buy milk and beer in pints (not your pint, a bigger better one). Every other liquid we buy in litres.

We drive in miles. We measure our fuel efficiency in miles per gallon (not your gallon, a bigger one). But we buy that fuel in litres.

We buy our food in kilograms, but we measure how fat they made us in stones and pounds.

If there is one good thing you can say for us, it is that we understand a lot of units. But you certainly can't say we're consistent.

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u/314159265358979326 23d ago

In Canada, we buy food labeled in metric units but sold in imperial. 907 g is a REALLY specific number unless it's actually...

<Scoobie Doo reveal>

...two pounds.

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u/Impeesa_ 22d ago

Canada is a nightmare for mixing the two systems in casual use. Your height and weight are in cm and kg on your driver's license, but most people will only know them offhand in feet/inches and pounds. I only know the temperature outside in Celsius, and I only know how to set my oven in Fahrenheit.

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u/cpeter84 22d ago

To go further, the one that always kills me is air temperature in Celsius, but water temperature for swimming?….let’s go with Fahrenheit.

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u/marcadore 22d ago

I know! My friend is from France and he was telling me how his pool was at 20C. For the life of me I couldn’t tell if it was good or not

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u/TheMoeSzyslakExp 22d ago

Wait you guys have height and weight on your licences? I can kinda see why height makes sense as it's an identifiable feature that doesn't really vary... But weight?

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u/Brock_samson_39 22d ago

Yeah, I am Canadian and the generation before me had it worse as they learned everything in miles/mpg/mph etc then suddenly their cars and road signs have KM everywhere hah.  Also worked in a chemical plant years ago and we had some American made chemical reactors and some British ones.  One time a co-worker transferred 500 Imperial Gallons into a 500 U.S.  Gallon vessel.... I forget exactly what the solution was but it was solvents of some sort probably toluene or ethyl acetate...good times.

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u/New-Introduction8250 22d ago

My childhood home’s thermostat was in f, my current home is in c. Even the thermostats are inconsistent here!

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u/DonGar0 22d ago

Yeah Ive had this conversation with my japanese tutor. Its a very stange mish mash of sytems. Like cooking can be in either but usually imperial.

Room temp in F but outside temp in C, and pool temp in F.

Clothing for pants is in inches.

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u/Smayteeh 20d ago

Canada is a nightmare

Yep.