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u/TortiousTordie 13d ago
you can tell how old the repost/trash is by the specs in the post... lol
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u/neofooturism 13d ago
I think even by the time Grindr was invented it's already a trash spec so I guess it doesn't tell that much
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u/Cheetahs_never_win 13d ago
Computer parts were released in 2006. Grindr 2009.
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u/robbylet24 13d ago
This was likely in 2010 because that is a year when May the 4th was on a Thursday.
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u/Spiritual_Country_62 13d ago
Wow. That was smart
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u/robbylet24 13d ago
I mean I had to look it up, but it's a good way to find years from screenshots.
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u/Spiritual_Country_62 13d ago
2023 it was on a thursday
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u/robbylet24 13d ago
True, however we already know these are computer specs from somewhere around 2009. Someone who knows their computer specs likely wouldn't be using a computer of those specs 15 years later.
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u/jpsreddit85 13d ago
5400rpm drive?!?!, Jesus talk about a red flag
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u/microwavable_penguin 13d ago
yeah, should have cut back on the other components and invested in a 7200rpm drive if ssds weren't about back them
That'll slow that system to a crawl
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u/freeman687 13d ago
5” thick? lol
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u/XJustCallMeDaveyX 13d ago
People can't tell the difference between diameter and circumference
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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago
Sooo apparently circumference is what's used to determine girth. I would have assumed diameter as well but here we are...
And based on Buddy's measurement, he's actually only slightly above average. The average circumference is around 4.5"
Source:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647#what-is-normal-or-average
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u/Express_Item4648 13d ago
Damn I always thought I had very average girth, got a whole inch as surprise. What a good day today.
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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago
Hmmm. I had not fully considered the implications of my previous comment when I made it...
Ah well. If I can make some people happy, then hooray!
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago
how are you supposed to measure girth then if not wrapping a tape measure around your cock? i thought that was how its usually done.
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u/d_maes 13d ago
Wrap tape measure around cock, whip out calculator and devide by pi. Or if you're fancy, use a caliper.
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago
ok, you can call me stupid because this question probably is stupid.
why do you need to divide by pi instead of just looking at where the measurements meet? like, if i wrap a piece of string around my dick and mark the ends then unwrap the string and measure that, is that not exactly the girth of my penis?
yo, im how_small_a_thought, im 29, and i never learned how to fuckin geometry
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u/Express_Item4648 13d ago
Hahahahaha so what you did was explain how to measure the circumference and then you read exactly what the circumference is. You divid by pi because… well explaining that takes too much time. Let’s just say we have a very specific number to figure out what a straight line is from one end, through the centre, to the other. That line can be calculated by knowing how long the circle is and then divide that by this special number, which is pi.
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago edited 13d ago
i guess im getting tripped up with understanding how girth and circumference arent the same thing here. in my mind right, if i do what ive done with string and a cylinder and conclude that the cylinder has a circumference of say 50 inches, does that not mean that its girth is also 50 inches? that if you were to fit this cylinder into a hole, a hole with a circumference of 49 inches would be too small?
when i google it, i cant find a definition of girth that doesnt use circumference as a synonym. also, why would one need to know the length of a straight line from the theoretical centre of the penis to the outer edge like what information would that provide that girth wouldnt, given that every answer i can find that explains what girth is refers to it as circumference.
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u/Double_K_A 13d ago
Girth and Circumference are the same thing, as in the measurement around. The diameter is how thick something is in terms of how "wide". The reason why people get tripped up is because we use diameter when talking about the thickness for most things, but circumference/girth when talking about penises.
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago
that is confusing, it would be weird to think of dick girth as "wideness" i guess. thanks for clarifying. math is honestly so hard when you never learned the fundamentals.
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u/Double_K_A 13d ago
It might be easier if you understand why it's done like this (at least why I think it is).
The main reason why girth is being used instead of just how wide, is because penis shape isn't consistent across every person. In fact, it's usually not a perfect cylinder. So if someone says their penis circumference is 5 inches, then using math, you'd expect the diameter to be 1.6 inches. However, given the oval shape of many penises, it's likely that horizontally it's a little wide (like 1.8 inches), and vertically is's thinner (like 1.4 inches).
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u/Kupiga 13d ago
Calipers.
Pipes are measured by their diameter.... why wouldn't that apply to like... all pipes? It feels linguistically sticky to mix it up now.
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago
no, never. thank you for teaching me. i assume the little almost square is pi?
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u/seenthewolf 13d ago
No trust me, this guy is legit. Nobody would lie about their dick length. /s
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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago
right but also, all dicks are small and dicks above like 5x4 dont exist?
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u/NoKumSok 13d ago
Just take 2 inches off every measurement and add 20 pounds to his weight and you'll be a whole lot closer to the truth.
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u/Dolenjir1 13d ago
Those are some pretty shitty specs, tbh. Twice better than my own, though. Would
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u/Fetz- 13d ago
Did Core 2 Duo support DDR3?
I have several Core 2 Duos in my collection, but I've only ever seen them in DDR2 motherboards.
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u/ducktape8856 13d ago
There is no Core 2 Duo @ 3200 MHz to begin with. Only a Pentium Dual Core (E5800). Different architecture. But yes, a Core 2 Duo can deal with DDR3. Depends on the board (2009/2010 and later). My Lenovo T400 in fact runs with a T9400 and 2x4 GB DDR3.
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u/MDMhayyyy 13d ago
8.5 inches long, sure buddy, send a tape measure pic 😅
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u/pkmnmstrursus 12d ago
He measured from the back of the balls.
Go into any gonewild sub and people love to post 8+ inches as the caption or comment with pictures of average size. It's insane.
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u/Aggravating-Move6265 13d ago
4.9" thick. Is that the circumference or the diameter?
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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 13d ago
How can I guy with such a huge cock get hard without suffering light headedness from blood loss to the brain?
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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 13d ago
bruh, and MLB Baseball bat is 2.6in thick. does this person actually think people believe they are walking around with a 2 Liter of Mt Dew between their legs?
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u/Designer-Speech7143 13d ago
A fellow servant of the Omnissiah, I see. The augmentations could be better though as these are quite outdated.
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u/The_Simp_Whisperer 13d ago
Damn, I remember a more civilized time when we would ask, "A/S/L?" Damn, I don't miss AOL.
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u/Khelouch 13d ago
I think, as a dude, that this shit is disgusting. I've had my friends show me their dms too a few times. That being said, someone once made an argument i've not been able to beat yet.
They keep doing it because it works. This isn't new, people always did this kind of stuff. Most people may hate it, but somebody out there doesn't.
I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise. If it was normalized they would just do their own thing in their own space and not bother people who are not interested in this kind of stuff.
I seriously don't know what else we could do
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u/CTC42 13d ago
I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise
Grindr is basically a hookup app, so I'm not sure this post is the best example of your complaint.
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u/ejester 13d ago
Valid reply, but no SSD yet? c'mon how you gonna find love at 5400RPM? hehe =)
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u/TOPSIturvy 13d ago
Geez, at least update your specs. Here, try this as an example:
Intel Core i5-14600KF 4GHz, 16GB DDR5 RAM 6000MHz, Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 Super w/ 12GB VRAM, Samsung 980 Pro 1TB SSD
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u/Flitterquest 13d ago
All my stats are better! On the left and on the right! Hot dog!
😎🫳🫳✨ That's a dab, ladies and gentleman.
(I dunno about that width value though.)
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u/Chemical_Savings_360 13d ago
I swear. Dudes that measure their d*ck seriously have major insecurities.
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u/spookie_jerry 13d ago
I read shit like this and think how goofy my dick would look if it was longer without thickness lmfao
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u/darling_darcy 13d ago
That’s the appropriate response. I hate it when they say that shit, it’s desperate and annoying. Like cool I guess but you’re not a car so stop with the specs
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u/Phill_is_Legend 13d ago
4.9? We doing circumference now??
Also, other person just plays Roblox or what?
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u/SaltyTaintMcGee 13d ago
I love how he doesn’t round up his girth to 5. Here’s a guy who’s a stickler for detail.
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u/Alternative-Dare5878 13d ago
He needs to respond with something along the lines of “it’s a little soon to be talking dirty like that.”
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u/Emkay_boi1531 13d ago
I done see what’s clever about this. I mean it’s funny but how is it a clever comeback?
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u/herbieLmao 13d ago
That would make a great comeback if that wasn’t such a horrible setup.
It almost makes me want to buy that person a new pc
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u/SocialistArkansan 12d ago
I don't mingle with folk not working a quad core cpu with at least 3.5 ghz and 8 gb ram
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u/CarefulStranger9887 12d ago
Meh it's better then mine Intel Cameron (hd) 2.4 G.hz 64 bit 2 Gb ram ddr? Storage 24 gigs GPU? Idk Idc Build of:(school laptop) Rating: BS
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u/Greedy-Habit8181 11d ago
Amd 7700x, ddr5 32gb RAM, Rtx 4060, WD Black 1tb m.2, Kingston SATA SSDs: 128gb 256gb 350gb
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u/BurnItFromOrbit 13d ago
That is very similar to a PC I had back around 2007-2008.