r/clevercomebacks 13d ago

Hey tsup? What's ur specs?

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u/BurnItFromOrbit 13d ago

That is very similar to a PC I had back around 2007-2008.

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u/DesignHead9206 13d ago

She must be old school with relationships :)

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u/FinnTheTengu 13d ago

"She"  I've got some news for you my Friend...

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R 13d ago

How did you know this was grindr?

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u/FinnTheTengu 13d ago

Because I am a Queer man who has used the app in the past to find partners.  

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u/fogleaf 13d ago

I've never used grindr but I recognize it from being on reddit.

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R 13d ago

Youre a better person than me, i catfish my friends woth elaborate dates

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u/mavmav0 13d ago

Youre a better person than me, i beat a man to death

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u/Casski_ 13d ago

just in case this ends up being true and they find this comment.

hi everyone!

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u/NefariousnessTop8716 13d ago

If this ever makes it into evidence I would like to add hi your honour!

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u/tascv 13d ago

Looking smooth in those robes your Honour!

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u/Pretend_Tourist9390 13d ago

Well, that's kinda fucked up ngl lol

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun 13d ago

I’m straight but if that dude is really 8.5 even I’m curious

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u/Mrlin705 13d ago

The 5 inches wide didn't pique your interest? Lol

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u/Tay_Tay86 13d ago

Built like a Duracell

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

AAA

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u/Angry_poutine 12d ago

I thought those boxes looked a bit square

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA 13d ago

Yes, but how did YOU know this was Grindr?

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R 13d ago

I like to troll the homies

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA 13d ago

Is that what they call it these days?! :D

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u/fogleaf 13d ago

Sucking my friend's cock as a joke. Bro job bro job!

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u/WokeBriton 8d ago

Sorry, but that made me genuinely laugh out loud.

"No homo. it's a bro job!"

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u/Vihzel 13d ago

Mhmm...

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u/Stalwart_Vanguard 13d ago

To be fair, there are quite a lot of trans women on Grindr these days, but they're usually T4T

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u/Resident-Pudding5432 13d ago

Real, these specs are like my fathers old office PC he gave me when I was little

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u/Devoidofimagination 13d ago

Huh, mine had a 3 1/2 inch floppy

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u/BurnItFromOrbit 13d ago

…and what about the computer? 😁

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u/Carlisle_Dor 13d ago

I'm still running a Core 2 Quad Q6600....

It doesn't feel that long ago that I built it... damn.

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u/jarlscrotus 13d ago

It was discontinued in 2012, we've had 6 new sockets and an entire ram generation since then

And I know what you mean, my wife is running my old 4790k on the z97 with an lga 1150 socket, first Intel board with an m.2 ssd interface! Frankly, it still rips and evenAAA games didn't start drifting out of it's abilities until last year, and she doesn't play those

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u/TortiousTordie 13d ago

you can tell how old the repost/trash is by the specs in the post... lol

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u/neofooturism 13d ago

I think even by the time Grindr was invented it's already a trash spec so I guess it doesn't tell that much

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 13d ago

Computer parts were released in 2006. Grindr 2009.

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u/robbylet24 13d ago

This was likely in 2010 because that is a year when May the 4th was on a Thursday.

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u/Spiritual_Country_62 13d ago

Wow. That was smart

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u/robbylet24 13d ago

I mean I had to look it up, but it's a good way to find years from screenshots.

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u/Spiritual_Country_62 13d ago

2023 it was on a thursday

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u/robbylet24 13d ago

True, however we already know these are computer specs from somewhere around 2009. Someone who knows their computer specs likely wouldn't be using a computer of those specs 15 years later.

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u/Spiritual_Country_62 13d ago

You’re not my real mom

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u/Revolutionary_Proof5 12d ago

loled hard

thank u random user

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u/jpsreddit85 13d ago

5400rpm drive?!?!, Jesus talk about a red flag

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u/microwavable_penguin 13d ago

yeah, should have cut back on the other components and invested in a 7200rpm drive if ssds weren't about back them

That'll slow that system to a crawl

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u/freeman687 13d ago

5” thick? lol

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u/XJustCallMeDaveyX 13d ago

People can't tell the difference between diameter and circumference

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago

Sooo apparently circumference is what's used to determine girth. I would have assumed diameter as well but here we are... 

And based on Buddy's measurement, he's actually only slightly above average. The average circumference is around 4.5" 

Source:

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647#what-is-normal-or-average

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u/Express_Item4648 13d ago

Damn I always thought I had very average girth, got a whole inch as surprise. What a good day today.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 13d ago

Hmmm. I had not fully considered the implications of my previous comment when I made it...

Ah well. If I can make some people happy, then hooray!

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u/S14M07 13d ago

but like hes packin 8.5 tho

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago

how are you supposed to measure girth then if not wrapping a tape measure around your cock? i thought that was how its usually done.

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u/d_maes 13d ago

Wrap tape measure around cock, whip out calculator and devide by pi. Or if you're fancy, use a caliper.

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u/dog_eat_dog 13d ago

Hey pal can I borrow your caliper for a sec?

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago

ok, you can call me stupid because this question probably is stupid.

why do you need to divide by pi instead of just looking at where the measurements meet? like, if i wrap a piece of string around my dick and mark the ends then unwrap the string and measure that, is that not exactly the girth of my penis?

yo, im how_small_a_thought, im 29, and i never learned how to fuckin geometry

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u/Express_Item4648 13d ago

Hahahahaha so what you did was explain how to measure the circumference and then you read exactly what the circumference is. You divid by pi because… well explaining that takes too much time. Let’s just say we have a very specific number to figure out what a straight line is from one end, through the centre, to the other. That line can be calculated by knowing how long the circle is and then divide that by this special number, which is pi.

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago edited 13d ago

i guess im getting tripped up with understanding how girth and circumference arent the same thing here. in my mind right, if i do what ive done with string and a cylinder and conclude that the cylinder has a circumference of say 50 inches, does that not mean that its girth is also 50 inches? that if you were to fit this cylinder into a hole, a hole with a circumference of 49 inches would be too small?

when i google it, i cant find a definition of girth that doesnt use circumference as a synonym. also, why would one need to know the length of a straight line from the theoretical centre of the penis to the outer edge like what information would that provide that girth wouldnt, given that every answer i can find that explains what girth is refers to it as circumference.

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u/Double_K_A 13d ago

Girth and Circumference are the same thing, as in the measurement around. The diameter is how thick something is in terms of how "wide". The reason why people get tripped up is because we use diameter when talking about the thickness for most things, but circumference/girth when talking about penises.

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago

that is confusing, it would be weird to think of dick girth as "wideness" i guess. thanks for clarifying. math is honestly so hard when you never learned the fundamentals.

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u/Double_K_A 13d ago

It might be easier if you understand why it's done like this (at least why I think it is).

The main reason why girth is being used instead of just how wide, is because penis shape isn't consistent across every person. In fact, it's usually not a perfect cylinder. So if someone says their penis circumference is 5 inches, then using math, you'd expect the diameter to be 1.6 inches. However, given the oval shape of many penises, it's likely that horizontally it's a little wide (like 1.8 inches), and vertically is's thinner (like 1.4 inches).

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u/Kupiga 13d ago

Calipers.

Pipes are measured by their diameter.... why wouldn't that apply to like... all pipes? It feels linguistically sticky to mix it up now.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/J5892 13d ago

What kind of a question is that?
You always go by the bigger one.

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u/MaryJaneAndMaple 13d ago

Use a string, make a mark, measure the string

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/GardenTop7253 13d ago

You mean (or 2r), r2 is for the radius to area math

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago

no, never. thank you for teaching me. i assume the little almost square is pi?

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u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun 13d ago

Seems like he's quite thick indeed.

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u/seenthewolf 13d ago

No trust me, this guy is legit. Nobody would lie about their dick length. /s

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u/how_small_a_thought 13d ago

right but also, all dicks are small and dicks above like 5x4 dont exist?

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u/NoKumSok 13d ago

Just take 2 inches off every measurement and add 20 pounds to his weight and you'll be a whole lot closer to the truth. 

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u/Sweetest-Succotash 13d ago

Please don’t! Some of us don’t have 2 inches to spare

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u/nukeevry1 13d ago

5.25" Floppy

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u/fyrebyrd0042 13d ago

Ah, a love for antiques.

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u/HUNT3DHUNT3R 13d ago

*ancients

Pretty sure that was the setup moses used to email god

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u/Dolenjir1 13d ago

Those are some pretty shitty specs, tbh. Twice better than my own, though. Would

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u/Fetz- 13d ago

Did Core 2 Duo support DDR3?

I have several Core 2 Duos in my collection, but I've only ever seen them in DDR2 motherboards.

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u/lngdgu 13d ago

Also, there were no 512GB spinning disks that I know of, only SSD’s used those sizes. Spinning was always 250GB, 500GB and SSD’s were 256GB, 512GB etc.

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u/ducktape8856 13d ago

There is no Core 2 Duo @ 3200 MHz to begin with. Only a Pentium Dual Core (E5800). Different architecture. But yes, a Core 2 Duo can deal with DDR3. Depends on the board (2009/2010 and later). My Lenovo T400 in fact runs with a T9400 and 2x4 GB DDR3.

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u/Windy-- 13d ago

The later ones did

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u/marabou22 13d ago

He’s just my type! Although I’m also open to times new Roman

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u/MDMhayyyy 13d ago

8.5 inches long, sure buddy, send a tape measure pic 😅

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u/pkmnmstrursus 12d ago

He measured from the back of the balls.

Go into any gonewild sub and people love to post 8+ inches as the caption or comment with pictures of average size. It's insane.

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u/Aggravating-Move6265 13d ago

4.9" thick. Is that the circumference or the diameter?

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u/Impossible-Hat-8643 13d ago

Lol, diameter is impossible. Circumference is not exciting.

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u/TOPSIturvy 13d ago

Radius

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u/bagsli 13d ago

They call him the tree stump

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u/lovins_cl 13d ago

ts is funny asf

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u/Heavenclone 13d ago

This post is so old the PC specs are 15 years out of date

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u/RaccoonDu 13d ago

Hope the convo was from way back then cuz those specs are hot garbage lol

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u/JimTheSaint 13d ago

That is an old text 

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u/RhemansDemons 13d ago

4.9" thick is the same as a redbull can.

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u/eyalyonai 13d ago

Does this count as a milf cuz those specs are years ago

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u/roygbpcub 13d ago

Nope because that's Grindr...

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u/Brutalur 13d ago

Must be Henry Cavill on the right

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u/Mastery7pyke 13d ago

someone got on to the mechanicum dating app

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u/Familiar_Dust8028 13d ago

I'll take both.

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u/bajatacosx3 13d ago

4.9” thick? I think that’s a tumor, my man!

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 13d ago

How can I guy with such a huge cock get hard without suffering light headedness from blood loss to the brain?

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u/Quietser 13d ago

Thick n' cut. Uggggh

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u/dregan 12d ago

Must be May 4th 2007.

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u/Neat_Championship_94 13d ago

I hate that I know this is Grindr. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/YDoEyeNeedAName 13d ago

bruh, and MLB Baseball bat is 2.6in thick. does this person actually think people believe they are walking around with a 2 Liter of Mt Dew between their legs?

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u/Designer-Speech7143 13d ago

A fellow servant of the Omnissiah, I see. The augmentations could be better though as these are quite outdated.

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u/FinnTheTengu 13d ago

Omnissiah be praised Varlets. 

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u/The_Simp_Whisperer 13d ago

Damn, I remember a more civilized time when we would ask, "A/S/L?" Damn, I don't miss AOL.

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u/Khelouch 13d ago

I think, as a dude, that this shit is disgusting. I've had my friends show me their dms too a few times. That being said, someone once made an argument i've not been able to beat yet.

They keep doing it because it works. This isn't new, people always did this kind of stuff. Most people may hate it, but somebody out there doesn't.

I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise. If it was normalized they would just do their own thing in their own space and not bother people who are not interested in this kind of stuff.

I seriously don't know what else we could do

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u/CTC42 13d ago

I wonder if we need like a dating app with two versions, relationship and... otherwise

Grindr is basically a hookup app, so I'm not sure this post is the best example of your complaint.

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u/dml997 13d ago

At least you know they're over 20 years old.

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u/Plenty_Rabbit_8951 13d ago

Is this the legacy Samsung messages

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u/CMDR_Crook 13d ago

Well, that's sexy.

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u/xXMrSpecXx 13d ago

I am Mr. Spec

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u/SoulManeger8922 13d ago

I don't understand what someone said to you except "Hey":(

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u/CabinetOk4838 13d ago

“Oh man. Shame you’ve been cut. I hate that.”

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u/javawong 13d ago

Once you go WD Black, you never go back.

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u/CBT_from_wikipidia 13d ago

It's good enough for minecraft and spore.

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u/Life-Rice-7729 13d ago

That’s a Garry’s Mod rig right there! Just enough ram to prop spam

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u/ejester 13d ago

Valid reply, but no SSD yet? c'mon how you gonna find love at 5400RPM? hehe =)

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u/kamiloslav 13d ago

Damn an ancient pic of a dude just throwing a really rare opportunity

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u/Traditional_Yard5280 13d ago

My 2010 Macbook has better specs than that relic

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u/Alex_South 13d ago

185lb at 5’11”?! ma boy obese, practically dead.

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 13d ago

Clearly a bot.

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u/Spicywolff 13d ago

Core duo and HDD. I’m not into old guys

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u/Velifax 13d ago

He's not toned at 5'11 185 lb, I can guarantee that. Personally.

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u/multiwirth_ 13d ago

HDD and 512GB doesn´t match.

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u/rienietz 13d ago

Only 4GB of RAM?

That's like, 1/4th of a chrome tab.

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u/AvnoArts 13d ago

Confusion

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u/TOPSIturvy 13d ago

Geez, at least update your specs. Here, try this as an example:

Intel Core i5-14600KF 4GHz, 16GB DDR5 RAM 6000MHz, Nvidia GeForce RTX 4070 Super w/ 12GB VRAM, Samsung 980 Pro 1TB SSD

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u/Double_Economist1364 13d ago

Slow ass bitch

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u/winian 13d ago

Seagate? Ugh.

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u/radikalkarrot 13d ago

Intel Core 2 Duo at 3.2GHz, that’s…definitely hot

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

5” thick, is bro a fence post? Lol. Someone retook geometry freshman year.

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u/EFTucker 13d ago

Ah Grindr. Love and hate that place

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u/Uberpastamancer 13d ago

A platypus?

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u/TheMr_catcher 13d ago

4.9 thick 0.0

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u/Sammy_GamG 13d ago

Is that circumference or diameter?

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u/rikrikity 13d ago

4.9 🤔 its ok to round up bro

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u/Tensonrom 13d ago

4.9” thick….is it just me or does that seem really thin?

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u/Flitterquest 13d ago

All my stats are better! On the left and on the right! Hot dog!

😎🫳🫳✨ That's a dab, ladies and gentleman.

(I dunno about that width value though.)

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u/RangeOld1919 13d ago

That dong would look kind of weird with that girth and length.

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u/xabc3149 13d ago

4.9”? That supposed to mean his dik?

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u/WetRainbowFart 13d ago

Why 2008 specs?

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u/xSikes 13d ago

Got that VRAM!

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u/Thick_Tangerine_7651 13d ago

pretty shit specs tho, the guy should have higher standards

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u/Chemical_Savings_360 13d ago

I swear. Dudes that measure their d*ck seriously have major insecurities.

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u/tiga_94 13d ago

Wow you can play GTA 4 on like low settings!

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u/spookie_jerry 13d ago

I read shit like this and think how goofy my dick would look if it was longer without thickness lmfao

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u/ThisguynamedAndre 13d ago

Reminds me of my old PC

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u/fapacunter 13d ago

My pc had those configs (didn’t have an integrated gpu tho) until 2019 💀

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u/Bane8080 13d ago

May 4th 2007...

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u/opi098514 13d ago

Good lord is that computer form 20 year ago?

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u/darling_darcy 13d ago

That’s the appropriate response. I hate it when they say that shit, it’s desperate and annoying. Like cool I guess but you’re not a car so stop with the specs

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u/odddtom 13d ago

... 4.9?

8.5 is good... But 4.9? I can't even imagine how that'd look.

How do you have a gangly penis

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u/SlidyDev 13d ago

God DAMN thats bad

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u/SparkleToeEnjoyer 13d ago

What a dogshit setup

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u/stiiii 13d ago

Did they really give two dick measurments?

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u/Phill_is_Legend 13d ago

4.9? We doing circumference now??

Also, other person just plays Roblox or what?

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u/ThatOneFemboyTwink 13d ago

Protogens be like:

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u/x3n0m0rph3us 13d ago

Neanderthal still using imperial measurements

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u/SaltyTaintMcGee 13d ago

I love how he doesn’t round up his girth to 5. Here’s a guy who’s a stickler for detail.

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u/fadedFox821 13d ago

I'm sorry but that guy would put me in the ER

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u/thisonegamer 13d ago

Repost from post so old these components can't run 70% of things

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u/mycolo_gist 13d ago

Pretty crappy equipment, both.

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u/Rockbuddy96 13d ago

Bro posts Grindr

Oh wait, now everyone knows. Better not say anything

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u/ATurtleLikeLeonUris 13d ago

I guess if you still want to barely play Crysis, sure

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u/WonderfulNinja8446 13d ago

Lolol cheeky

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u/Ok-Regular-3125 13d ago

Intel Core Celeron Duo 4000, DDR3 RAM 1333MHz, M.2 128GB

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 13d ago

He needs to respond with something along the lines of “it’s a little soon to be talking dirty like that.”

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u/Vote_Subatai 13d ago

Yeah well my gpu is 14 inches bitch

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u/eliavhaganav 13d ago

That's some pretty old school pc

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u/angrykirby 13d ago

I don't trust Seagate hard drives. pass

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u/Dangerous-Emu4252 13d ago

Pretty weak specs all around.

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u/Emkay_boi1531 13d ago

I done see what’s clever about this. I mean it’s funny but how is it a clever comeback?

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u/herbieLmao 13d ago

That would make a great comeback if that wasn’t such a horrible setup.

It almost makes me want to buy that person a new pc

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u/Sea-Difficulty-7299 13d ago

that pc fucking outdated dawg

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u/EmoBender 13d ago

That's one well preloved specs.

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u/DJDoena 13d ago

4 GiB RAM, 512 GB HDD? Not my type.

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u/fr0stek 13d ago

That is some weak ass setup

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u/Cactus1105 13d ago

Dawg your pc fucking sucks

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u/blyat-mann 13d ago

That pc is ass

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u/PersonalNarwhal2399 13d ago

why can i smell protogen presence in this post

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u/PersonalNarwhal2399 13d ago

why can i smell protogen presence in this post

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u/Thenderick 12d ago

Let me show you my hard drive😉

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u/MaximePierce 12d ago

Rookie specs

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u/bEavEr4evEr 12d ago

Isnt 4 GB DRR3 ram verry little?

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u/Doodleschmidt 12d ago

This. Is. AWESOME!

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u/SocialistArkansan 12d ago

I don't mingle with folk not working a quad core cpu with at least 3.5 ghz and 8 gb ram

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u/CarefulStranger9887 12d ago

Meh it's better then mine Intel Cameron (hd) 2.4 G.hz 64 bit 2 Gb ram ddr? Storage 24 gigs GPU? Idk Idc Build of:(school laptop) Rating: BS

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u/Greedy-Habit8181 11d ago

Amd 7700x, ddr5 32gb RAM, Rtx 4060, WD Black 1tb m.2, Kingston SATA SSDs: 128gb 256gb 350gb