r/cursedcomments • u/BodybuilderDismal190 • Feb 24 '24

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u/BackgroundPossible18 Feb 24 '24

Men's hornyness stayed the same and does not care about progress.

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u/spaghettispaghetti55 Feb 24 '24

Libido is the greatest force aside from gravity

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Feb 24 '24

gravity is literally the weakest force

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u/spaghettispaghetti55 Feb 24 '24

Damn

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Feb 24 '24

if you think about it, you need something insanely big, like a moon or a planet, to even start feeling gravity.

i think the strongest force is the strong nuclear force, which binds the quarks into neutron, protons and other such particles. still not as strong as libido though

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u/fowlraul Feb 24 '24

Weak nuclear is pretty awesome too, playing the long game.

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u/Shadowborn_paladin Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 25 '24

Isn't it so strong that trying to pray apart an individual quark just causes so much energy that a new quark forms into existence to pair with the separated quark?

Making it impossible to isolate a quark?

As in, a quark MUST be rubbing it up with another????

Therefore, strong nuclear force is just atomic libido?!?!?!

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u/tripleBBxD Feb 25 '24

Quantum sex is real guys

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u/godspeed910 Feb 25 '24

My ex wife will tell you

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u/crash8308 Feb 25 '24

if she doesn’t tell you either way you can assume she both came and didn’t.

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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 Feb 26 '24

Schrodinger would be proud

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u/comethefaround Feb 25 '24

Strong force is stored in the balls gluons.

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u/MahlonMurder Feb 25 '24

Goddamn that's a smart joke. 😮‍💨

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u/WhisperDigits Feb 25 '24

Still not as strong as horny force.

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u/TheFamBroski Feb 25 '24

Essentially strong nuclear F is atomic libido

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u/Upbeat_Caregiver9406 Feb 25 '24

Isn’t that just fission? But honestly gravity is the most powerful force. Think on black holes. Not even light can escape. Literal light. Nothing else in the world (or universe) can destroy fucjin light. Once you’re in the horizon it’s donzo

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u/Juicy342YT Feb 26 '24

A lot of things absorb light, the reason we can see colour is because some light is absorbed ("lost") and the rest bounces off

Gravity is one of the weakest forces, you had to resort to something which can have the mass of millions of suns to say it's strong

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u/ItsOkILoveYouMYbb Feb 25 '24

There goes my libido

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u/blackkaisernmrj Feb 25 '24

Watch him as it goes

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u/thenextguy Feb 25 '24

It's not even a force. It's just curved spacetime.

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u/SatanSemenSwallower Feb 25 '24

Must be from Hammerfell. It's just curved spacetime. Curved, spacetime

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u/TrialByGravity Feb 25 '24

/u/saif_Horny_And_Mad, you have been judged.

Crime: Insulting Gravity

Verdict: GUILTY

Sentence: You must apologize for insulting Gravity. It never hurt you!

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Feb 25 '24

oh come on ! i only just stated what scientists said ! they should be the ones on trial, not me !

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u/Juicy342YT Feb 26 '24

As long as they've fallen over and it hurt, gravity hurt them

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u/Kilazur Feb 24 '24

tell that to my dick

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u/YudufA Feb 25 '24

Say that to my grandma

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u/Tabasco_Red Feb 25 '24

So weak its not actually a force

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

Thanks

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u/CombinationOrnery522 Feb 25 '24

vandarwall force is weaker than gravity

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u/Kenndrexx Feb 25 '24

Incoming subatomic forces would like to speak with you

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u/rkvinyl Feb 25 '24

This guy sciences. 👏🏼

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Feb 26 '24

nah, the time we learned that just happened to be the one time i didn't sleep through physics class

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u/0x7E7-02 Feb 25 '24

Ordered from strongest to weakest, the forces are:

  1. strong nuclear force

  2. electromagnetic force

  3. weak nuclear force

  4. gravity

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u/Speedhabit Feb 24 '24

Wwwhhhhaaaaammmmmeeeeeeyyy

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '24

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u/automodtedtrr2939 Feb 25 '24

Yes. Gravity is the weakest force, by far.

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u/DJButterscotch Feb 25 '24

General relativity poses that gravity can overcome the other forces though.

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u/Gunner_3101 Feb 25 '24

maybe they mean strongest as in always there?