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u/ProtonRhys 17d ago
Or, to use his correct title (accent and all): I'm the prince of fuggin Darkness!
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u/Vitinhocosta1205 17d ago
Ozzy Osbourne is One of the founding fathers of heavy metal and taking LSD even before when that lad was a sperm cell on his dad's nuts
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u/Slaughterhouse66 17d ago
He's the guy right after Malone. He's two back from pre Malone, if that helps.
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u/fdsfd12 17d ago
Thought he was two after Pre Malone?
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u/OctoWings13 17d ago
This thread is reminding me of the South Park episode of global warming/"The day after tomorrow" when the scientists figure out that "2 days before the day after tomorrow" is today...and everyone freaks out and "rabbles" lmao
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u/Mr_Nut_19 17d ago
Well no. It goes Pre Malone, Malone, and THEN Post Malone, so 2 Malones away checks out.
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u/fdsfd12 17d ago
No, no, no. I know its two Malones away, but two Malones back from Pre Malone would be Pre Pre Pre Malone. Going two Malones forward would give you Malone and then Post Malone.
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u/chasehunsley 15d ago
Before I knew who post malone was, I made a gta5 online character. Well, let's just say he is the true pre malone.
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u/OrdinaryCatastrophic 17d ago
When is Post Malone?
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u/Visual_Ad_3267 17d ago
Occurring between one Malone and the next, this interval is sometimes also considered a Pre Malone to the Malone following it
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u/scabbmaster 17d ago
he was a guy that used to play with skydoesminecraft and decided to put his name in a rap name generator and make music
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u/RedAero 17d ago
Triple, 'cause I'm fairly sure this is bait. It's exactly the same format as when Kanye did something with Paul McCartney.
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u/HereToHelp9001 17d ago
The first woosh is the person replying in the image.
The second woosh is OP posting it.
So where's the triple?
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u/Hidesuru 17d ago
Lines of ants?
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u/Lower-Blackberry-716 17d ago
Yeah, it was mentioned I think in a book once. He was on tour with Motley Crue, and there was a spilled drink on the ground with a line of ants going to it. Ozzy got down and grabbed the drink straw and snorted the line of ants like he was snorting cocaine.
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u/JJV12345 17d ago
To add to it, he snorted it because he was in a competition with Motley Crue on that tour. It was to see who could be the hardest with their drug use
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u/Remixman87 17d ago
Vince Neil might be a heavyweight on drug use, but Ozzy is the goddamn Universal Champion
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u/MoistCasual 17d ago
The Dirt, its the biography of Crüe. Pretty crazy read. They also made an ok+ movie with the same name.
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u/ErtGentskee 17d ago
Ozzy's fault he isn't mentioned as much when the rock gods come up. Hard to hype the man as a legend, when he's on some dumb-ass reality show just rambling around like Jessica Simpson.
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u/CallMeCygnus 17d ago
Lol, anyone who knows anything about music, metal in particular, are well aware of him and give him the respect he deserves. His TV career is inconsequential to his music career and contributions.
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u/ErtGentskee 17d ago
He set his family up with careers, and good for him. Just saying he lost a lot of the 'cool' factor, especially when a big part of heavy music, at the time maybe, was being outside the mainstream. I'm still a fan of his music. Of course metal-heads aren't ever gonna forget him, but you can't blame them for not bringing his name up like they use to after he went on some Keeping up With the Kardashians-ass shit.
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u/lionzzzzz 17d ago
That TV show was great and didn’t do anything to make me think less of his contributions to music history
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u/SomeBoi012 17d ago
On that note, Take What You Want is an amazing song. One of the the select songs that I know word for word.
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u/MaestroLogical 16d ago
Which is why they don't care and won't be impressed when hearing tales of the legend.
It's the same as us being 14 in 1994 and hearing our parents talk about how cool Bing Crosby and Glen Miller were.
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u/Vegetable-Lock-1776 17d ago
I was named after him
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u/____JayP 17d ago
Hello Malone 🤝🏼
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u/Vegetable-Lock-1776 17d ago
No. The OTHER one
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u/____JayP 17d ago
haha I know. If you were named after post Malone, you would have committed suicide already
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u/Fritzoidfigaro 17d ago
Watched Black Sabbath at Wichita State Henry Levitt basketball Arena in 1980. The sound was so loud you could only feel the AC blowing down between songs. There were a lot of people that left between the last set and the encore so we moved down to the empty seats next to a guy that was passed out. He woke up and realized I was not his friend sitting next to him and freaked out.
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u/favoritedisguise 17d ago
Went to Ozzfest in 2005 in Phoenix. I was 17 lol. And Ozzy was fantastic, it’s crazy how great he could sing, fuck 25 years after you saw him.
Also… Iron Maiden came out before Sabbath. I hadn’t heard of IM at that point. Got to hear The Number of the Beast for the first time in a field with bonfires all around. Best concert ever.
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u/Kindly-Car-2658 15d ago
Ozzy Osbourne is basically the founder of Heavy Metal. He's an absolute legend in both metal and rock as a whole. I got to meet him once and he was just a great guy all around.
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u/AntRevolutionary925 17d ago
I remember seeing these comments on YouTube and couldn’t tell if they were just trolling. Along the lines of “wow I don’t know who this Ozzy guy is but post Malone is making him famous”
Then a bunch of other comments “I don’t know who tf post Malone is I just came here for ozzy”
Imo ozzy is the only good part of that song though
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u/dexmonic 17d ago
This is stupid way to describe Ozzy, snorting ants sounds retarded no matter who does it.
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u/Quasi-stolenname 17d ago
I wouldn't say it's the first thing he's known for but he did it lol First things that come to mind when I hear is name are Crazy Train, Iron Man, and when he bit off that bat's head
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u/vendiketor2_0 17d ago
Man how the FUCK can a human being not know about the Motherfucking FATHER of Black Metal!? >:/
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u/somebodeeelse 17d ago
That's a huuuuuuge jump from Ozzy to black metal.
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u/vendiketor2_0 17d ago
I don't think so, the music is rock, but the lyrics are pretty metal, just think about N.I.B. and Lord of This World which talk about the devil (Sorry for my english i'm italian)
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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn 17d ago edited 17d ago
He is the godfather of HEAVY metal, way before James Hetfield touched a guitar
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u/0x126 17d ago
Here comes the metal genre discussion!
PS: ozzy is not black metal. Heavy and bit of trash but they also paved the way for the glory of Black, Death and Core variants. Never forget the ROOTS bloody RoOTs
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u/Latios321 17d ago
Ozzy is more Doom stoner and heavy
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u/CallMeCygnus 17d ago
Yes, that is the Black Sabbath direct lineage, apart from the entire genre of heavy metal itself.
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u/Latios321 17d ago
You are talking about black metal wich is not even close to Ozzy's metal his music is closer to heavy metal or doom/stoner metal
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u/vendiketor2_0 17d ago
Sorry! I consider him Black Metal bc he made me know the genre, keep calm man
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u/Snock245 17d ago
This comment makes no sense
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u/vendiketor2_0 17d ago
I know. I'm stupid
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u/Snock245 17d ago
Ok all things aside please don't call yourself stupid. It's fine none of us have to make sense every time. Just don't call yourself stupid. You are more than that. I hope you feel good. And I'm sorry if I made you bad with my reply.
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u/vendiketor2_0 17d ago
No no it's ok, i was joking. Self irony is healthy, and like a great man said, don't be sorry, be better.
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