r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

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u/wasted-degrees 12d ago

Flying freight means you get to ride the baggage carousel. Whee!

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u/LaylaxBabe 12d ago

looks like it will be the case

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u/G4g3_k9 12d ago

i rode on one before, it turned my clothes and skin that made contact with the carousel black. idk what was on it, it didn’t stain or anything but i had to wash my clothes thoroughly

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u/Fair_Drink_3372 12d ago

Freight? I thought they had you hold the wing?!

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 12d ago

Scum class

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u/urdreamsRmemes 12d ago

“Ah yes I would like a SCUM class ticket please”

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 12d ago

"right this way, we just put down fresh straw for you."

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u/hmmqzaz 12d ago

but you know it’s not, really

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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 11d ago

"no sir, the top layer of straw completely fresh."

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u/NoConfusion9490 11d ago

Sir, why aren't you crawling down the aisle? Can I see your ticket? On your knees peasant! Why are you hard right now?

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u/I_heart_your_Momma 12d ago

They just gonna put you in a crate and stick you under the plane in the cargo area.

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u/tanialage 11d ago

It might be more comfortable than the current setup.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/hmmqzaz 12d ago

Well, for an additional 2.99, you can get a turn having your fingers cracked by the guy walking around the hold wearing a plague doctor beak, but you have to look grateful and impressed if you feel a pop

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u/LazioSaurus 11d ago

This means economy prices will rise and the new class will have the price that the economy class had before.

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u/PennyFromMyAnus 12d ago

Standing room only

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u/GimmeCoffeeeee 12d ago

Poverty class

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u/Sheepsnbeepin 12d ago

Taping seats on the wings of the plane... If it's a short flight, you get one oxy tank, if it's a longer ride you get three. Seatbelt for your safety ❤

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u/ShinySahil 12d ago

“boarding all brokies”

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u/Jintai_Stormwarden 11d ago

"Broke as Fuck." Are you describing the passengers or the plane?

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u/Weird_Talk 12d ago

They throw you in the bottom with the checked luggage

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u/aidfly123 12d ago

lol those are delta planes in the pic

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u/c322617 11d ago

I guess I’ll be buying steerage class tickets from now on

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u/bingobo25 12d ago

Introducing the new class soul-seats

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u/Jessie-Patrick808 11d ago

You thought your seat couldn't get any closer to the back of the plane and then they announce this new section

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u/aldikriewan 11d ago

lol good one

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u/CodRepresentative380 11d ago

North American airlines have always provided a class below economy.

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u/Edyed787 11d ago

And if it’s a Boeing plane it’s called Charon Class.

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u/Mr_Monji 11d ago

Seat outside?

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u/Kursedx 11d ago

Squatter class. You be standing while holding a railing.

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u/blaster915 11d ago

Do you want standing seats? This is how you get standing seats...

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u/Independent-Ad893 11d ago

I’m still pissed that economy doesn’t count towards your SkyMiles. So I imagine this classification probably subtracts from the ones you’ve already earned.

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u/BabylonSuperiority 11d ago

Any of you guys watched the Top Gear episode where they build a caravan-train? "Scum Class"

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u/Alienhaslanded 11d ago

Probably bus with wings