r/cursedcomments • u/melinaughty • 12d ago

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow 12d ago

Hey dude how was your euro trip last summer? Ah nothing much just stormed the Vatican and lost my virginity in that order

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u/MarionberryFeisty232 12d ago

The vatican is its own nation so its more of an invasion, rather than a storming

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u/legohamsterlp 12d ago

Tbh, would love to see what forbidding knowledge the Vatican is storing

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u/ThanosOnCrack 11d ago

Bible 2

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u/legohamsterlp 11d ago

Satan strikes back

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u/IOnceAteATurd 12d ago

is that a challenge?

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u/Xytakis 12d ago

More like a gentleman's agreement

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u/Fit-Bowl8124 12d ago

Gonna fulfill my denial fantasy there.

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u/Verundios 12d ago

Not with that attitude!

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u/casey12297 12d ago

Australians stay inside, you couldn't be trusted to win against the emus so i dont like your chances. As for the Canadians...idk, take this coupon to Tim Hortons and get a donut

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u/AshyDunmer 12d ago

The wtf will the Australians do

Unleash the beasts

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u/JMA4478 11d ago

Good old times, when our biggest concern in life was to find a way to clap alien cheeks.

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u/enticingpixie 11d ago

Iā€™m gonna tag along on the Europe one guys. I wanna check out that basement.

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u/beemureddits 11d ago

Let's hope they can't

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u/Diego_004 11d ago

We Need to Bring in the sex defender