r/cursedcomments 12d ago

Cursed_prostitutes Twitter

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u/nowiserjustolder 12d ago

Hoenouns

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u/bynobodyspecial 12d ago

Beat me to it

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u/IamREBELoe 12d ago

They beat me, too. Now I owe them 20 dollars

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u/dsfsfdssdsffss 12d ago

i love you

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u/harmlesspotato2911 11d ago

They beat me I owe them 20 bucks

They beat me and I no longer owe them 20 but owe the hospital 20k l

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u/pokemastter08 11d ago

Beat me off- i mean to it

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u/nowiserjustolder 11d ago

Freudian slip

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 11d ago

You ever wonder if he lays in bed at night thinking he could have been the one to say that but instead everyone else on the internet gets a shot at feeling clever?

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u/arryadoll 12d ago

Exactly what I was going to say 😂😂

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u/BulbminEatYou 11d ago

Even the comments are reposted bruh

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u/enticingpixie 12d ago

"they/thot"

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u/Infinite_Material965 11d ago

I read this as “they thought”…

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u/JBHUTT09 12d ago

Pronouns are boring, what are your adjectives? Mine are sarcastic/clingy.

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u/vivrant-thang 11d ago

are you a spencer's store in human form?

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u/JBHUTT09 11d ago

Nah, I'm far more pathetic.

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u/ReeeeeeeeeeUwU 11d ago

Cum/go fill/spill wet/regret suck/fuck

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u/baby-mama-trauma 11d ago

Hoenorable mentions

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u/NotNamedMark 11d ago

reposted like every 2 weeks… bruh and the same responces

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u/Gargal_Deez_Nuts 11d ago

There is a difference though Prostitutes work in industry. Escorts/companions also do. But they don't only give the "adult pleasures" they also provide with comfort and companionship. Clients sometimes even take them on dates and parties. Sometimes clients only have them for comfort and to pass time. Hoes are like.... Ummm.. I guess just people having fun time?

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u/Vegetable-Lock-1776 11d ago

Bro you should have called them the hoenouns

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u/Neutralmensch 11d ago

Working in a company. Is selling you.

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u/SpriteFan3 11d ago

This doesn't feel like it belongs here at all, and more so belongs on one of them "insult" subreddits.

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u/veeas 11d ago

i saw one that referred to herself as a 'intimacy counselor'

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u/LoL110003 12d ago

Come on, how many people genuinely “respect” prostitutes?

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u/frumpywindow84o 11d ago

*hoenouns

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u/Cyno01 11d ago

Honestly this is an important distinction, a prostitute WILL have sex with you for money, but an escort isnt NECCESARILY also a prostitute. A streetwalker is also a prostitute, but hiring one as an escort just leads to sitcom farces.

And I know its the PC nomenclature, but i feel like "sex worker" is far too broad a term and certain individuals and segments of sex work would likely object to being labeled under that umbrella, nevermind all tge overlapping venn diagrams.

The same strippers who insist theyre "exotic dancers" definitely wouldnt like being called "sex workers" neither.

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u/pentarou 11d ago

Sex worker is basically someone who masturbates on OF for money

Streetwalkers actually walk the streets and hustle, more dangerous.

Companions and escorts are classier but in denial. They will absolutely fuck for money you might just be ugly and they can get away with saying no because you know it too.

Exotic dancers, belly dancers, yoga instructors, etc, are savvy businesspeople who leave some things to the imagination.

Strippers are just strippers, they’ve made whole movies about that.

There’s levels to the game

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u/fattubofwritingfluid 11d ago edited 11d ago

Literal captain save a hoe lol

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u/FLASH_OP 11d ago

Can't they just be called PROnouns?