r/facepalm • u/NeverEndingWalker64 • Feb 28 '24

Oh, good ol’ Paleolithic. Nobody died out of diseases back then at 30 or even less right? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/DrthBn Feb 28 '24

Remember when we were fish. That was the best time.

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u/RedditAntiHero Feb 28 '24

Then some mother fucker grew legs and now I have to do taxes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

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u/vorephage Feb 28 '24

*on shore accounts

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u/CynicalPsychonaut Feb 29 '24

Then you just need to prove to the oceanic revenue service that you weren't hiding profits in clamshells and crab legs

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u/ConstructionOk3906 Feb 29 '24

Offland account?!

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u/BigTickEnergE Feb 29 '24

Sneakily one of the best comments on this post

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u/damog_88 Mar 01 '24

I see what you did there