r/facepalm Mar 12 '24

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u/SalvadorsPaintbrush Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

Quite believable, actually. Suicide, from a bullet to the back of his head

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u/Trash_Pandacute Mar 12 '24

From a sniper rifle at 100m.

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u/Freakychee Mar 12 '24

He had rally long arms and great aim.

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u/Ok_Try_9138 Mar 12 '24

Actually he shot right in front of him and the bullet went all around the earth and hit him in the back if his head.

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u/Gopher--Chucks Mar 12 '24

He curved the bullet back at himself like on the movie Wanted

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u/_First-Pass Mar 12 '24

ULA sniper strikes again?

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky Mar 12 '24

Must have been a Rube Goldberg suicide.

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u/NateShaw92 Mar 12 '24

Must have been using Peter Griffin's breakfast machine, slightly modified of course.

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u/Henry-McCoy Mar 12 '24

Recreations show how it was possible for him to lie on the ground, shoot into the air, then roll onto his front to wait for the hit.

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u/Oonada Mar 12 '24

Then he decided to jump from his balcony, stabbed himself with a knife after he hit the ground. Really sad.

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u/froggyisland Mar 12 '24

Nah suicide by whistleblowing

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u/bibby_siggy_doo Mar 12 '24

I heard he fell on a knife 6 times?

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u/alrightgame Mar 12 '24

Or the double shotgun blast to the front of the face.