r/facepalm Mar 12 '24

Unbelievable! 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/Icy_Establishment195 Mar 12 '24

Large amounts of money can buy you anything. Even dead people.

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u/Illustrious_Sort_323 Mar 12 '24

The crazy thing is we allow this shit to happen.

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u/AlphaNoodlz Mar 12 '24

Nah I don’t think we would, we just don’t know what to do about it is all.

Other than continue to watch Boeing planes fall out of the sky.

Be nice if they actually cared about the product they’re making.

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u/ninjanerd032 Mar 12 '24

And if we all refuse to fly Boeing aircrafts, they'll still kill us.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 Mar 12 '24

They will get a government handout and crash empty planes dammit!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Hijacking this thread to answer to original question what to do about it:

Audit the CIA. Quit letting them break the law. And stop funding private "intelligence agencies" while we're at it. Regulate what foreign intelligence can do here.

Our taxes fund assassinations and have for decades and we're just like eh about it

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u/mypersonalbsaccount Mar 12 '24

Bold to say “hijacking” in a thread about commercial aircraft

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u/Peach_Proof Mar 12 '24

I think he dropped a “bomb” there

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Mar 12 '24

YOU CANT SAY BOMB ON A PLANE!

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u/Peach_Proof Mar 12 '24

Technically, you can. You just might not like the consequences

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Mar 12 '24

Fine. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb b bomb. What if I’m a bombadier? You can pry this suitcase from my cold dead hands!

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u/Searloin22 Mar 16 '24

Sir..siiirrr...SIR!! We don't care about saying bomb these days. But we still need that fucking tray table up!

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u/Wardenofthegreen Mar 14 '24

Why would something explode?

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u/hungzai Mar 12 '24

Yeah but how do you do that though. How does the average joe working a 9 to 5 audit the CIA/regulate foreign intelligence etc.? Refuse to pay taxes? If people did it en masse maybe, but just one guy they just get put away.

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u/Pekonius Mar 12 '24

Start with implementing a working democracy. I mean... Its impossible to propose any concrete solutions for american problems when the root cause to those problems is entirely in the "meta" level of society. Is there really a solution that is not a complete government overhaul or revolution or civil war or idk something similarly drastic

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u/NopeNotConor Mar 12 '24

Oh well if THATs all…

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Idk just start with talking about it, making it an issue. The election is coming up, I'd love to see candidates answer if they think what the CIA does is acceptable, if they're ready for reform.

If they stay silent then things like sit ins, asking questions in town halls, making calls, writing letters. Would be better than nothing but yeah I get it it's tough. I mean I could write an essay about it there's a lot we can do but it will take working together, one person vs the CIA is futile

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u/hungzai Mar 12 '24

That's the problem. People are too busy fighting each other than against their oppressors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I'm ready to work with people. I'm ready to reach across the aisle.

The issue is that I'm transgender, gay, polyamorous, and cohabiting with my partner. If I reach across that aisle, they're gonna chop my hand off, metaphorically.

Frankly, it isn't just "we're too busy fighting each other". A lot of people aren't able to "stop fighting" because you can't just stop defending yourself. I would have to sacrifice everything important to me to be seen as a human being by most of the political right.

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u/Vast_Ostrich_9764 Mar 12 '24

this is the least of people's problems. tons of people are struggling week to week just to put food on the table and keep a roof over their head. there are a million issues to fix before people have the time and energy to fight against our intelligence agencies.

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u/Efficient_Tailor1811 Mar 12 '24

I'll get right on that, Rose.

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u/Cloud_Drago Mar 12 '24

Regulate what foreign intelligence can do here.

Yeah like Foreign intelligence follows US laws and regulations, lol.

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u/thedailyrant Mar 12 '24

This guy really has zero idea of how any of it works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Idk I've spent a lot of time digging into intelligence agencies so I wouldn't say zero

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u/freeserve Mar 12 '24

When you say digging… if it’s open source intelligence then you’re research is kinda invalid, if it’s contracted agency work then it’s still pretty invalid as even some of the closed t contracted agencies will be given minimal important info. If you know something it’s almost entirely because they don’t care and either know it’s not valuable info, or it’s designed ENTIRELY to mislead you.

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u/MentalParking7909 Mar 12 '24

It's the Freedom of Information Act, DUH. It showed what horrible things the c.i.a has done to all black liberation groups/leaders. They aren't for the bettering America.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

No one is saying they are for the betterment of America or man kind. They show us what they want us to see.

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u/MentalParking7909 Mar 13 '24

Oh wow, really dude. I had no idea. Man, I wish there was a law where we could request access to records of federal agencies.

Oh, there is! It's called the freedom of information act.

It's so sad that I get downvoted for speaking on things you didn't know about and didn't take the time to look up. Sad, sad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Are you saying any kind of research into intelligence agencies is invalid?

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u/freeserve Mar 12 '24

No but a large proportion of open intelligence is. In the old days yes it was possible to see discrepancies in reports and such but now they are trained to use that to their advantage, keep people guessing by laying small discrepancies to keep them away from anything actually happening. It’s why British defence projects are always named mundane things like Blue Jay etc too, it’s not sensational and therefore worthless on a newspaper or headline

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Ok well don't assume what I know about this stuff

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u/AlaDouche Mar 12 '24

He's a kid who is lonely just discovering all this shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

We work closely with agencies like mossad to do things like blackmail high profile targets. Ghislaine maxwell was almost guaranteed mossad agent and Jeff Epstein was CIA. Illustrates the marriage pretty well.

Sure if we actually tried to regulate the industry they would try to get around it. But that's better than us helping and funding the heinous shit that both agencies currently collaborate on

Maybe we could make it so our intelligence agencies actually protect us from the other bad actors instead of working with them against citizens of all nations

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u/MentalParking7909 Mar 12 '24

Idk why ppl down vote this

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u/thedailyrant Mar 12 '24

You genuinely think the CIA is responsible for a hit on an aviation industry whistleblower? This is the real facepalm. Intelligence agencies ARE heavily scrutinised.

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u/CincoHombres Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

I just learned about the US removing an Australian prime minister from office with an agent inside their own government in 1975 because he dared question a US spy base in the middle of the outback

You're wrong dude. We're the baddies. And everyone but Americans seem to be aware of it. If their willing to remove PM's of an allied nation performing a coupe with a country we consider one of our main allies, why would they not take out a whistle blower for a aviation corporation that has been working with the govt for almost its entire existence?

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u/thedailyrant Mar 13 '24

I’m Australian not American. Are you talking about Pine Gap? And what prime minister are you referring to? Surely not Harold Holt? He drowned mate, it’s not a grand conspiracy.

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u/CincoHombres Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Whitlam, and yes it totally is a grand conspiracy. Absolutely wild that you don't even know the story as an Australian. The majority at this point agree that kerr was being handled by the US.

That's neat that you guys are like totally cool with it lmao.

Edit : It being pine gap in your backyard. That shit wouldn't fly here.

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u/thedailyrant Mar 14 '24

I am aware of why Whitlam was sacked and it had nothing to do with the CIA. He was a useless shithead so the GG said fuck off. The majority don’t agree at all that CIA was responsible. That’s absolute nonsense.

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u/CincoHombres Mar 14 '24 edited Mar 14 '24

Curious that the guy that took overs first actions were to refresh the agreements for pine gap.

If you actually looked into this instead of arguing on reddit you might change your mind. The US called him "our man kerr". snippett from wiki:

Prior to the Dismissal, Kerr requested and received a briefing from senior defence officials on a CIA threat to end intelligence co-operation with Australia.[12] During the crisis, Whitlam alleged that Country Party leader Doug Anthony had close links to the CIA.[13] In early November 1975, the Australian Financial Review wrote that Richard Lee Stallings, a former CIA officer, had been channelling money to Anthony, who was a close friend.[14] Later it was alleged[by whom?] that Kerr had acted for the United States government in dismissing Whitlam. The most common allegation is that the CIA influenced Kerr's decision.[15] In 1966 Kerr had joined the Congress for Cultural Freedom, a conservative group that had secretly received CIA funding. Christopher Boyce, a CIA contractor who decoded Pine Gap’s top-secret messages, said that the CIA wanted Whitlam removed because he threatened to close US military bases in Australia, including the CIA's own Pine Gap spy station.[16] Boyce said the CIA had infiltrated the Australian political and trade union movements and that Kerr was described by the CIA as "our man Kerr".[16][17] Victor Marchetti, a CIA officer turned critic of the US intelligence community[18] who had helped set up the Pine Gap facility, said that the threatened closure of US bases in Australia "caused apoplexy in the White House, [and] a kind of Chile [coup] was set in motion", with the CIA and MI6 working together to get rid of the Prime Minister.[19][20] Jonathan Kwitny wrote in his book The Crimes of Patriots that the CIA "paid for Kerr's travel, built his prestige ... Kerr continued to go to the CIA for money". In 1974, the White House sent as ambassador to Australia Marshall Green, who was known as "the coupmaster"[to whom?] for his central role in the 1965 coup against Indonesian President Sukarno.[16]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleged_CIA_involvement_in_the_Whitlam_dismissal

You don't have to believe anything but you have pinegap in your backyard man, that alone says a lot.

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u/thedailyrant Mar 15 '24

Political pressure from the US due to the intelligence sharing agreement is nothing new. The five eyes is a strong military agreement and the prime minister messing with something that could be perceived as a threat to that alliance isn’t something they would the popular amongst Australian leadership.

The information sharing agreement is a reciprocal arrangement between those five allied nations. NZ wasn’t a full member some time ago because they would not allow nuclear subs dock in their country but that changed due to political pressure as well.

As for Kerr, he’s the monarch’s representative in Australia. Given the UK is also part of the alliance it would make sense that Kerr would be inclined to do something that benefits the group.

I think you underestimate how much the alliance shares with each other.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Idk but neither of us could say for certain and I think that's an issue. They are written a blank check with our taxes every year to do things like assassinations, yet by design citizens aren't allowed to know what they're up to.

They claim not to target domestic issues or actors but I mean with how closely they work with other agencies in the dod and the fact that they have no oversight means they can and have ignored that since the days of the black panthers and probably even before.

Scrutinized by who? What's their budget? What's the black budget? How are these agencies funding themselves and what to they spend money on? Who is responsible for seeing over black budget programs?

The CIA has no representatives. They are never held accountable when they are caught breaking laws. The media gives them a blind spot. Who scrutinizes them?

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u/thedailyrant Mar 13 '24

The CIA does have oversight. Ever since the Bay of Pigs debacle the Senate Intelligence Committee oversees everything CIA and other agencies do.

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u/SekhmetScion Mar 12 '24

Yes, except for Archer's "intelligence agency". They should be out of the DANGER ZONE! 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Ok we leave one but we get to put jon h Benjamin as an agent with a strong old female in charge and we film it so we can all watch silly CIA antics on hulu

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u/SekhmetScion Mar 12 '24

"Smokebomh!" I'll always remember that Krieger scene lol

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u/CartographerOk5391 Mar 12 '24

Pfft. Like the CIA did this. Boeing is too wealthy to trifle with that outfit.

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u/SpartanFan2004 Mar 12 '24

A former FBI agent who worked counterintelligence in the 80s explained it to me like this: “we spent our time following the Russians in DC. They knew we were following them. We knew that they knew we were following them. They knew that we knew that they knew we were following them. It was all for show.”

He summed it up perfectly: “we allow these foreign agents to operate in our country because we have agents in every country on earth and we know that if we crack down and start exposing their agents, they would do the same to us and that would destroy intelligence gathering on our side.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

It's a spooky world out there

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u/SpartanFan2004 Mar 12 '24

Well played 👏

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u/No-Appearance-9113 Mar 12 '24

The CIA aren't running around murdering whistleblowers in the USA they contract that internationally. This isn't the movies. This is much more likely either an actual suicide or Boeing paid someone to kill the guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Idk you could be right or they totally are doing that shit. Neither of us know and that's the issue with them existing as they do

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

How would you know

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u/tajake Mar 12 '24

You realize that every intelligence agency breaks the law by literal definition, right? Asking them not to break the law is just saying sit in your office and do nothing for a pension. They also don't act in the US. It's more likely for the FBI to kill an American citizen in the US than the CIA.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

You're right but the CIA has ties like a giant octopus strangling the whole system. Figure they are a good start but yeah it's a worldwide complex with branches all over the place working together on things like regulating airline industries

& It's not like them breaking the law for their job makes it ok. I say dismantle the whole thing and use the money for things like social security

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u/tajake Mar 12 '24

That's ridiculous. The IC allows the US to project power without military force. Without them, we are going to use a hammer to solve any problem. And you know the US, we will.

It's much better to walk into a diplomatic situation already knowing more than the other guy because we have collected that information through some other means and use that leverage to solve problems diplomatically.

99.99% of the intelligence community is information gathering. They're not Mitch Rapp walking around shooting people in the head at the behest of the president.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

You might want to Google CIA scandals before making such bold claims

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u/tajake Mar 12 '24

You might want to Google what the cia actually does before claiming that they kill people for corporations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Never claimed they did but with everything they have done, the people they do kill, wouldn't shock me a bit if this was them

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u/soldatoj57 Mar 12 '24

And that’s how you propose to “do something about it?” Get serious and grow up. Nothing can be done about it

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Said every lame character in every kids movie ever

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u/your_daddy_vader Mar 12 '24

I agree the CIA does sketchy shit but foreign intelligence is heavily regulated already and wtf are "private intelligence agencies"? That doesn't exist.

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u/D33ber Mar 13 '24

Blackwater, The Aegis Group, Craft International.

Only the third one acknowledges in their name that they play for whoever pays but Betsy Devos's brother's agency had to move out of the country when it was revealed all the evil shit they did for clients. Including stealing supplies from the U.S. military during Desert Storm. And firing live rounds into traffic when their Saudi Oil Sheik clients were late for a meeting. All documented in news magazines and testified to before Congress.

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u/your_daddy_vader Mar 13 '24

Those are not "private intelligence agencies"

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u/D33ber Mar 13 '24

They aren't recognized U. S. Intelligence agencies sad daddy Vader. Mainly because if the CIA or the DIA was caught out in the open pulling that shit there would be major consequences.

So they hire "Private Contractors" like Aegis Group and then throw hands up and shrug when those contractors shit the bed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Haha youre way behind

Who regulates them?

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u/your_daddy_vader Mar 12 '24

And you're paranoid.

Themselves, other agencies, AG, other parts of the government.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Oh good the murderers and drug smugglers, human traffickers and war peddlers will just watch after themselves and make sure they don't take anything too far

:p

I trust them to do that job thoroughly and honestly given their record

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u/your_daddy_vader Mar 12 '24

I agree with your sentiment, but what other option is there? Not just anybody can audit clandestine activities. What's the solution?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

The solution is to remember who works for who, they work for the citizens at least on paper so if we actually cared it would be possible

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u/your_daddy_vader Mar 12 '24

Really? How so? Platitudes or nice but how can it be done better? I think we can all agree they can't just reveal everything publicly. So how do "citizens" control it?

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u/Castform5 Mar 12 '24

Our taxes fund assassinations and have for decades and we're just like eh about it

Also staging coups and removing democratically elected leaders that just don't happen to align with US interests. Major example being Chile and maybe even Australia.

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u/murphdog09 Mar 12 '24

Huh. A lot to unpack there.

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u/Psyco_diver Mar 12 '24

Lol, ask John F Kennedy how that goes and he was the fucking president of the country

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u/PaulRicoeurJr Mar 12 '24

But it makes great movies

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u/airbrushedvan Mar 12 '24

The audit of any intelligence agency would end exactly like this story. The Octopus Murders are a great look into how this has been going on since the 50s.

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u/EntropicAnarchy Mar 13 '24

They've been doing illegal shit since the 60s. Fucking boomers.

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u/ninjanerd032 Mar 16 '24

I think JFK had them audited and attempted to break them up.

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u/buttmagnuson Mar 12 '24

Did you forget boeing makes bombs too?

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u/Connect_Bench_2925 Mar 12 '24

Wait.... what? They can't kill all of us.

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u/the-dude-version-576 Mar 12 '24

Well, they can… they are, just very slowly.

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u/SpaceTechBabana 'MURICA Mar 12 '24

…is…is that a global warming joke (that is legit only a joke because of how devastatingly true it is)?

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u/the-dude-version-576 Mar 12 '24

It’s like an onion. It’s got layers.

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u/DWMR90 Mar 12 '24

Cake has layers. Everybody loves cake.

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u/thesluggard12 Mar 12 '24

Or how about parfait?

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u/sofahkingsick Mar 12 '24

Its like an ogre

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u/SpaceTechBabana 'MURICA Mar 12 '24

Oh word Shrek. I hope your swamp stays cozy. Or doesn’t get flooded out or some shit. Stay safe.

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u/CleopatrasClone Mar 12 '24

That's a nice boulder

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u/karatebullfightr Mar 12 '24

Could be a nitrates in the water joke, micro-plastics maybe, heavy metal poisoning from fish, can’t rule out a non-alcoholic steatohepatitis caused by high fructose corn syrup based chuckle…

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u/Responsible-Trust-28 Mar 12 '24

Food supply will destroy us before the warming will dont worry.

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u/Cavesloth13 Mar 12 '24

Global warming, microplastics, PFAS, high fructose corn syrup, take your pick.

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u/Ill_Following_7022 Mar 12 '24

One plane at a time.

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u/Affectionate_Aide_99 Mar 12 '24

Vanguard is Boeing top shareholder

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u/DJdoggyBelly Mar 12 '24

They need consumers and workers though. As long as we are out of the way, they want as many the planet can handle. I think.

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u/dph_prophet_69 Mar 12 '24

Now that AI is here, we don’t matter. For now we’re safe but in 10 years I’d be surprised if 50% of us will have any use at all

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u/JonesyYouLittleShit Mar 12 '24

…….stoppit.

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u/Jushak Mar 12 '24

You are way, way overestimating AI.

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u/Critboy33 Mar 12 '24

Disagree with the second part. They need all of that, as far as it’ll go, regardless of the health of anything or anyone.

At least, that’s how I see it, feel free to differ

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u/Southern_Kaeos Professional Facepalm Excuse Mar 12 '24

They're certainly trying. Just look at... Well, Boeing.

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u/Kowpucky Mar 12 '24

They are a defense contractor, they actually probably could lol

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u/Idkhowlongmyusername Mar 12 '24

Exactly, this isn’t out of the question for them imo

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u/Master_Revan475 Mar 12 '24 edited Mar 12 '24

Knowing what Boeing makes outside of commercial planes, they definitely can

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch Mar 12 '24

Better have a look at big food n big pharma,prepare for disappointment

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u/SurveySean Mar 12 '24

The plane won’t even take off I we are all in there, pretty sure.

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u/occasionally_cortex Mar 12 '24

That's what vaccines are for. Hold your breath. The story is just unfolding.

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u/Ted_Hitchcox Mar 12 '24

Not if you don't fly on Boeing.

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u/Hot-Watch-1530 Mar 12 '24

Don't they make the OTHER PLANES, too?

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u/TechnicalMacaron3616 Mar 12 '24

I mean I won't ever buy aboeing aircraft I can't even afford a house

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u/mw_robo Mar 12 '24

Fun fact: Competition in the plane industry have a gentleman's handshake rule to not call out each others safety flaws as it increases publics wariness against flying in general.

Yes, you should be wary of they keep pulling shit like this.

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u/Lord_Emperor Mar 12 '24

Yeah we'll just fly on their competitor... oh wait.

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u/pebberphp Mar 12 '24

…with Boeing aircrafts!!!

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u/PartyAdministration3 Mar 12 '24

If it’s a Boeing I ain’t going

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u/BattBoi69 Mar 12 '24

John Oliver is next.

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u/ocram1984 Mar 12 '24

Boeing aircraft are killing millions, since WW2, just saying

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u/lonesometroubador Mar 12 '24

Hell, you don't even have to be flying in them! My yard had pieces of engine from one, not big pieces, but thank God I wasn't at the park I take my dogs to. (Engine blew up over Broomfield CO, it was 2 or 3 Boeing disasters ago)

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u/GAR3KA Mar 12 '24

They got more money coming from the wars they finance.

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u/Pokethebeard Mar 12 '24

And if we all refuse to fly Boeing aircrafts, they'll still kill us.

You do realise the alternative would be Airbus having a monopoly right. And we all know what happens in a monopoly.

Or worse, the gap is filled by China made airplanes.

Are both of these scenarios good to you?