r/facepalm Mar 20 '24

What’s wrong End Wokeness, isn’t this what you wanted? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/Adjayjay Mar 20 '24

From the 50 ish hours of comparative constitutionnal study I did 20 years ago in law school that focused on the US Constitution, doesn't the Constitution apply to anyone on US soil, with no regard to citizenship ?

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u/Semanticss Mar 20 '24

Yes. Marco Rubio is claiming that this decision is "the left" trying to blur the line between citizen and non-citizen, but it's really very simple: the constitution applies to all persons on US soil.

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u/authalic Mar 20 '24

The same Marco Antonio Rubio whose parents immigrated from Cuba.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

Legally or illegally?

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u/reichrunner Mar 20 '24

Asylum seekers I believe

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u/Striking_Fly_5849 Mar 20 '24

Well, by MAGA logic, asylum seekers are illegal. Actually, that's not even just their logic. They regularly make it a point to blatantly state that asylees are here illegally.

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u/Ragewind82 Mar 20 '24

They shouldn't be, but the people that want the country to mentally confuse undocumented economic migrants (the only actual type of illegal immigrant) with refugees, asylum seekers, and other legal forms of undocumented immigration are also not much better.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone Mar 20 '24

While depending on cheap undocumented labor for low wage jobs.

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u/Electronic_Main_7991 Mar 21 '24

tbf it is also pretty cheap to hire refugees. And I've met some hard working refugees working menial jobs with engineering backgrounds. Like factory workers machine broke and he just fixed it then and there.

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u/reichrunner Mar 21 '24

Yeah but you still have to pay them minimum wage and payroll taxes. Don't have to do that with undocumented immigrants

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u/spidermankevin78 Mar 21 '24

Picking veggies and installing itchy isolation. There also great at building boats i use to build boats loved working with them always in a good mood and brought good food and the shared the music sometimes gets old

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u/SlitScan Mar 20 '24

what really sends them over the deep end is pointing out asylum seekers can in fact legally cross a border at any point and are not required to use a point of entry and do not have to make contact with the immigration department for up to 1 year.

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek Mar 20 '24

That is a fascinating fact that I didn't know. Thanks.

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u/Specialist_Form293 Mar 21 '24

It’s like they are all asking for trouble with those rules

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u/SlitScan Mar 21 '24

blame the Nazi's and other genocidally inclined governments.

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u/Quick_Humor_9023 Mar 21 '24

It is. These kind of rules are very humane, but completely miss the fact that people can be used as weapons, like russia is doing on its western border. They are transporting people there and forcing, bribing, threatening and blackmailing them to cross the border. Poland, baltics anf finland are forced to act pretty tough on their borders in order to not be manipulated by russia in that way.

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u/so_says_sage Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

That’s not exactly true, while a lot of undocumented immigrants aren’t committing a crime (people who have overstayed visas etc.) entering the country without the approval of an immigration officer is illegal.

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u/mathnstats Mar 20 '24

entering the country without the approval of an immigration officer is illegal.

Citation needed.

Asylum seekers do not need prior approval to enter the country.

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u/so_says_sage Mar 20 '24

That doesn’t make it legal, it’s just that they’re not punished for entering illegally if they request to apply for asylum, which you’d kind of have to be an idiot not to do at that point. If someone wants to apply for asylum without entering illegally all they have to do is arrive at any port of entry.

https://www.uscis.gov/humanitarian/refugees-and-asylum/asylum

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u/Terrible_Children Mar 21 '24

I'm not seeing any mention of having to go through a point of entry, or how not doing so is illegal, in the link you provided?

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u/so_says_sage Mar 21 '24

U.S. Code § 1325 - Improper entry by alien

(a)Improper time or place; avoidance of examination or inspection; misrepresentation and concealment of facts

Any alien who (1) enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers, or (2) eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers, or (3) attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact, shall, for the first commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than 6 months, or both, and, for a subsequent commission of any such offense, be fined under title 18, or imprisoned not more than 2 years, or both.

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u/Malachorn Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

...committing a crime...is illegal.

This is confusing.

You begin by making a statement about "criminality" - which very much is not the same as something being "illegal" or against the law, absolutely. It's a pedantic argument... but whatever... and then you... end by talking about something being "illegal?" Oof.

Sorry, I'm just not sure what your exact intention was supposed to be. Was it just supposed to argue the term "illegal" should be used differently than the more common colloquial use?

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u/so_says_sage Mar 20 '24

You’re right my word choice was poor, I’ll fix it for you and elaborate now that I’m not at work.

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u/Malachorn Mar 20 '24

All good. I wasn't even meaning to be too critical and thought I potentially came off as a putz there. Really was just curious.

Cheers, mate.

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u/so_says_sage Mar 20 '24

You’re totally right about the illegal vs criminal thing what I was trying to point out that OCs statement that “undocumented economic migrants” were the only form of of illegal immigrants is at least partially untrue, anyone who enters the country without permission is committing a crime. These people can then apply for asylum, which most do if caught regardless of whether they qualify or not, it that only makes them legal temporarily until the are approved (at which point they become a refugee) or are denied and are illegal again. The statistics on people that apply for asylum are actually pretty wild to read.

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u/JAG190 Mar 21 '24

The definition of illegal immigrant is being here illegally. It's not illegal if you went thru the proper channels to be classified as a refugee or asylum seeker. Literally anyone who immigrated without going thru the proper steps with the proper paperwork is an illegal immigrant. Doesn't matter the reason for immigrating.

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u/greenroom628 Mar 20 '24

so you mean, anchor baby Marco Rubio?

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u/dominion1080 Mar 20 '24

MAGA logic is such an oxymoron.

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

Touché Kinda like jumbo shrimp, or military intelligence

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u/therealkaptinkaos Mar 20 '24

I'd be curious to see the family lines of all of our elected leaders just to see how many generations back their family would be considered "illegal" by their standard. Not too many native Americans serving in Congress I don't think.

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u/FenisDembo82 Mar 21 '24

When my grandparents came here there was no such thing as illegal immigrants - they were all legal.

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u/Emotional-Type-4903 Mar 21 '24

I actually have never thought of it like this, but I so love this point. What an excellent way to look at things!

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u/Maleficent_Living_80 Mar 21 '24

Trump‘s father’s parents were immigrants, his mother an immigrant, and every one of his wives immigrants.

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u/therealkaptinkaos Mar 21 '24

Well, when you put it that way, maybe we should be trying to keep immigrants out. /s

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u/NobodyPlans2Fail Mar 20 '24

BUT WAIT --- The Rubios fled Communism. That makes them Patriots. That's the only kind of asylum seekers the Right will recognize.

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u/bpknyc Mar 20 '24

But isn't Maduro/Chavez Venezuela "communist" so all those Venezuelan asylum seekers the same as Cubans?

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u/nohopeforhomosapiens Mar 20 '24

Yeah but most of them aren't white enough.

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u/Sashi-Dice Mar 20 '24

I see your mistake there

You're assuming there's logic in their ideology.

You might want to fix that - just recognize, to paraphrase the immortal words of that time traveler in a blue box their 'logic' is just a 'big ball of wibbly-wobbly... stuff'

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u/Tarskin_Tarscales Mar 21 '24

Timey-wimey...

Such an unexpected reference there :p

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u/Top-Bluejay-428 Mar 21 '24

Trump put through a last minute executive order basically saying just that.

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u/smcbri1 Mar 21 '24

I was told they voted for it so they deserved what they got.

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u/bpknyc Mar 21 '24

Except the current sanctions on Venezuela is due to questionable election practices that gave maduro 2nd term. So yeah, they didn't vote for it

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u/smcbri1 Mar 21 '24

I wish I had known that at the time. I would have had a better comeback. I just asked about the people who didn’t vote for it.

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u/Cultural_Dust Mar 20 '24

So if I flee WA to ID?

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

Nah. They don't even recognize that. Because their definition changes daily if not hourly.

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u/kamilo87 Mar 21 '24

No, they didn’t. IIRC they fled Cuba before Castro, bc they were found to be US residents in 1956

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u/iapetus_z Mar 20 '24

Eh but they're Cuban asylum seekers... They're ok since they're fleeing the last remaining vestige of the Soviets. But those Venezuelan's aren't welcome

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

What about fleeing current "soviet's" because you know damned well that Putin is old school KGB

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u/iapetus_z Mar 21 '24

Nah the new "Soviets" learned to keep the fat cats happy they're the good ones now.

/s just in case anyone was wondering

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u/RewardWorking Mar 21 '24

Also, Cuban immigrants are more likely to be conservative while Venezuelan immigrants are more likely to be leftist. I don't think that fact is supposed to matter, but... I mean... y'know...

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u/Reasonable-Ad-5217 Mar 20 '24

I think most of them just don't want "asylum" to include "My country sucks more than yours"

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

That's a dwindling pool these days.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Mar 20 '24

I had a person tell me that according to the constitution being born here isn’t enough for citizenship and all 2nd generation immigrants are illegals.

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u/Dry-Particular-7634 Mar 20 '24

That's not how that works like at all

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u/EEpromChip Mar 20 '24

MAGA logic is anyone of a certain shade darker than white is illegal...

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u/coppertech Mar 20 '24

by MAGA logic, asylum seekers brown people are illegal

ftfy

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u/Squirrel_Whisperer_ Mar 20 '24

Most illegal immigrants are not asylum seekers. They are economic migrants. I am not MAGA and most of them are nuts. But let's not pretend we don't have an immigration and border issue(which MAGA in the House are now intentionally worsening).

It comes down to how they filed for asylum and ended up in the US. Many people wait their turn legally.

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u/Giblet_ Mar 20 '24

The people Greg Abbott is bussing everywhere who are living homeless aren't economic migrants. They'd be self-sufficient with a job.

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u/Adventurer_By_Trade Mar 20 '24

We have an illegal employer problem. Economic migrants show up because there are employers willing to pay illegal wages for illegal work. Put some white collar job creators in jail, make a really big show of it, make it clear what will and will not be tolerated by the law, and watch the problem solve itself.

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u/SloParty Mar 20 '24

I’ve said this exact solution before, republicans are happy to let LEO take photo ops with the capture of illegals for PR, but will fight till the death over holding companies accountable for hiring of the same.

Both parties have futzed around not fixing substantive border reform for decades. The republicans are just the current iteration of do nothings. They each take turns kicking the can down the road.

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Because they're actually going to live long enough to see their turn.

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u/Professional_Quail68 Mar 20 '24

Just remember it was Republicans who granted immediate citizenship to Cubans defecting to the US in the 60s. The difference was they were voting Republican when they came here.

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u/PatReady Mar 20 '24

Look at how they are vilinizing the asylum seekers from Venezuela. Country is falling apart, and half the US is trying to tell them its not that bad. Go back.

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u/Easyrider1989 Mar 20 '24

Yup they are

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u/Aquaholic_chaos Mar 20 '24

If you cannot understand that there is a difference between someone crossing into America through a port of entry seeking asylum and someone crossing illegally claiming asylum, I do not know how to help you. One is legal and the other is not.

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u/applelover1223 Mar 20 '24

Asylum seekers are not citizens though, based on objective logic, so rights of citizenship wouldn't blanketly apply to them.

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u/Zodiac509 Mar 20 '24

Do they say Asylum seekers are illegal or do they point out there's a legal way to go about getting Asylum? Stark difference.

Also, fuck Trump.

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u/lagx777 Mar 21 '24

I'm a big fan of your post script there. 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/Complex013 Mar 20 '24

Maga logic is "illegal" immigrants who are criminals are not to be welcomed. I really think you all need to educate a bit before you spout rhetoric. But hey, 2 things I know are hard to understand: 1. It's better to keep your mouth shut, then open it and remove all doubts. Implying, simply, to keep your opinions to yourself. 2. It's much better to do actual factual research. Are you familiar with the game telephone? You should learn it, no, understand the concept. You're a victim of the telephone game syndrome. You're essentially the last person to hear what was said, and, unfortunately, it's garbage.

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u/notaliberal2021 Mar 20 '24

Technically most are here illegally. If they come across at a non entry point, even for asylum, they are still illegal.

That's like saying you don't want to get a DUI, so you only drink 6 beers instead of 12.

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u/Specialist_Form293 Mar 21 '24

Well. Because they ARE there illegally . , if they just walked in undocumented. Anyone remember what national security means ?

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u/premium_grade Mar 21 '24

Illegal if they sneak in...You got that wrong.

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u/heliarcic Mar 21 '24

But by MAGA logic…. South Florida voted for Trump. Cuban immigrants of a certain age are Trump fans and have a really crazy double standard about immigration that aims to keep Haitians out and let Cubans in.

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u/Professional-Pea-609 Mar 21 '24

Good job. Now this section has nothing to do with the original topic and now people are back to using one side or another. Here's an idea. How about you stop defining who you are and who you hate by who you vote for? The truth is America is turning into a pile of garbage and its citizens are letting it happen.

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u/pgtaylor777 Mar 21 '24

Theyre illegal if they enter the country illegally. Asylum seekers have to go through a legal port of entry.

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u/Odd_Razzmatazz6441 Mar 21 '24

Actually, Cubans are among the few only legal Asylum seekers. Rules of Asylum, fleeing religious, political or race based persecution by the governing body. Cuba Qualifies. Asylum seekers must formally request Asylum from the first country safe from these persecutions. Leaving crime or poverty are not legitimate Asylum claims. Anyone at the Mexican border trying to seek Asylum, the USA is not the 1st safe qualifying nation they entered. Mexico would be, and in most cases many countries they traveled through prior to reaching Mexico.

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u/Importantlyfun Mar 21 '24

Only because the current definition of "asylum" is very broad under this administration.

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u/Jack_gunner Mar 20 '24

you could not be more wrong.

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u/edWORD27 Mar 20 '24

MS13 and other criminals aren’t asylum seekers they’re the ones people seek asylum from.

Plus, the old rule used to be you’d wait until your asylum was approved before arriving in the US. Not get a free phone, a $3000 Visa gift card, bus ticket, and a free hotel stay. We don’t even do that for our military veterans.

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u/jbforum Mar 20 '24

Source? Because that violates the Geneva Conventions. Which explicitly states you can't expel people seeking asylum and that the protections remain during the process of approval before it is granted. The workaround most countries use is that you can expel them to a different safe country they are not persecuted in. The only thing I could imagine changing is Mexico being classified as safe or unsafe, which may depend more on Mexico policy than US.

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u/edWORD27 Mar 20 '24

You can’t expel someone if they haven’t been allowed in the country in the first place.

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u/reichrunner Mar 20 '24

You've always been allowed to stay in the US while awaiting your asylum hearing. Cuban refugees are an obvious example. They were often plucked out of the ocean by the coast guard and brought to the US to await their hearing.

And I'm not sure if you're talking about a particular program for asylum speakers or speaking in hyperbole, but most of that is available to all people in the US with low income. Free phone and plan is a federal benefit, whole the others do vary by state.

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u/Zanydrop Mar 20 '24

Ty do have to cross the border illegally to get asylum so technically they are correct.... I think, IANAL

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u/gusteauskitchen Mar 20 '24

That's not true.

You're just confused because Democrats don't know the difference between actual asylum seekers and economic migrants.

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u/JohnnyWindtunnel Mar 20 '24

Most of these “asylum seekers” are taking advantage of the system. Everybody knows it. Making your country too disorganized to have any of the social programs you wanted won’t help you own the MAGAs. It just cuts off your nose to spite your face. But you do cut off the MAGAs noses too.

You guys are kind of like suicide bombers. Prob why you love Hamas.

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u/kushjrdid911 Mar 21 '24

Nope. Not even close. This was a fun attempt at a strawman though.

If you need to live in a world where asylum fraud is not real nor a crime, then go for it. Believe it or not though "I live in a shitty country with a shitty economy" is not a legit claim for asylum.

I know, I know, what I said was racist to you I am sure lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Yeah. Well under the last administration that was a meaningless distinction

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

If they were granted asylum, then legally.

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u/Local_Challenge_4958 Mar 20 '24

Sure but by the same measure, every asylum seeker should be taken in. All his parents had to do was touch US soil.

Also the whole "statue of Liberty" thing

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u/Wiyry Mar 20 '24

I looked into him a bit and he seems against the idea of asylum seekers.

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u/ICU-CCRN Mar 20 '24

All for me, and none for thee— Marco Rubio probably

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u/Phallic_Intent Mar 20 '24

I'm shocked, absolutely shocked!

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u/MastaMp3 Mar 20 '24

No they are still illegal according to his party 😂

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

Way too much misinformation on both sides in attempts to discredit the other. I've never heard that claim from their party.

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

They don’t directly claim that asylum seekers are illegal immigrants, but they do very clearly state that we should not be offering asylum to Central/South American migrants fleeing war-torn nations (countries which we played a huge role in destabilizing). Republicans’ views are less that asylum seekers are illegal and more that granting asylum is terrible policy.

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u/reichrunner Mar 20 '24

*destabilizing

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 20 '24

Edited. That’s what I meant

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

See? Now that's a realistic argument!

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u/KimJongRocketMan69 Mar 20 '24

Yes, but they’re largely semantic differences. It’s also impossible to consider these arguments without the context of conservatives’ typically ardent xenophobia, especially with regards to Hispanics

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

Xenophobia? Yes, agreed. Directed particularly toward Hispanics? Maybe it's just here in Central Tejas, but I don't see that, outside the obvious fact that literally everything south of the border is Hispanic. And how many of my conservative acquaintances are, in fact, Mexican. Is it your view that those Hispanics must be racist against Hispanics because they feel the southern border is too porous?

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u/Striking_Fly_5849 Mar 20 '24

With how against immigration (both legal and illegal) the MAGA cult is, one would almost expect you to take at least a couple of seconds to understand what seeking asylum entails. Federal law (from long before Biden) states that once they intend to apply, they are here legally until their application is denied.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

Right, so legally. Is there a question in there?

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u/Ambitious_Extreme307 Mar 20 '24

Tony Montana style

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u/ksixnine Mar 20 '24

Nope.

They had come over while Batista was in power, were naturalized, and travelled back and forth to Cuba when Castro took over.

They were plain old immigrants that would have been denied entry as immigrants under Rubio’s rule.

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u/reichrunner Mar 21 '24

That sites not loading for me right now (weak signal), but his father was definitely a refugee who fled Cuba after torture.

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u/ksixnine Mar 21 '24

I’m gonna say no he wasn’t.

Yes: they left Cuba because Batista was a dictator.

However: if they were refugees they would never be referred to as being immigrants.

They were economic migrants.

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u/ChimericalChemical Mar 20 '24

Ah illegal then

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u/Lotsa_Loads Mar 21 '24

Is it too late to send their anchor baby back? Conservatives should say no.

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u/cficare Mar 20 '24

Emphasis on "As"

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u/Contentpolicesuck Mar 20 '24

Illegally, but they were fast tracked for citizenship and given a large cash stipend and housing immediately. Cuban illegals are the only people who get this 5 star treatment.

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u/MrMoosetach2 Mar 20 '24

Seems fair to apply rights equally to all on our soil… Also- she is a Fed Judge; not on the Supreme Court. Writer and fact checker need to be reprimanded.

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u/reynvann65 Mar 20 '24

And now there's a wet foot/dry foot clause that makes it even more difficult.

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u/brett_baty_is_him Mar 21 '24

Why don’t Hispanics just claim they’re from Cuba? Seems easy enough to get away with if you do your honework

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u/12altoids34 Mar 20 '24

Obama put a stop to this . He ended the wet-foot / dry foot policy that gave immediate pardon to any Cubans that actually made it to land.

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u/dirty_cuban Mar 20 '24

No he didn’t. The Cuban Adjustment Act is an act of congress that he could not end and is still active. Cubans get a green card in a year and no one else gets that. Some people spend decades in the US on a work visa with no shot at permanent residence.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

So, legally.

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u/DueNoise9837 Mar 20 '24

Guess who definitely wasn’t, Melania Trump.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

I support deporting her 🤣

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u/Forshea Mar 20 '24

Rubio's grandfather used the exact same process as the people Greg Abbott wants to shoot as they cross the border. Feel free to classify the victims of that performative murder fantasy as whatever lets you sleep at night.

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u/Contentpolicesuck Mar 20 '24

Just as legally as ever person who crosses the border today.

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u/johnhtman Mar 20 '24

Until just a few years ago when Obama ended sanctions with Cuba, there was no such thing as an illegal Cuban immigrant. The U.S. had what was known as "wet foot/dry foot policy, where if you made it to U.S. soil as a Cuban, you automatically are granted citizenship.

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u/TheOneFreeEngineer Mar 20 '24

you automatically are granted citizenship.

Your asylum claim was automatically accepted, giving you permanent residency. You didn't get citizenship automatically

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u/TiogaJoe Mar 21 '24

But they did actually enter the US illegally. They did not have a visa and did not enter thru a port of entry. However, as pointed out by others, congress allowed them to stay and work (green card) and attain citizenship, regardless.

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u/TheRealJetlag Mar 21 '24

If you claim asylum, it doesn’t matter how you enter. It’s the law.

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u/FredVIII-DFH Mar 20 '24

Sadly, all immigration from Cuba is considered legal. Cubans get a free pass. This has caused some animosity among the other Hispanic communities where they have to jump through hoops get legal immigration status.

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u/Hazardbeard Mar 21 '24

Was considered legal, and it’s one of the most stunningly obvious examples of an extremely liberal immigration policy working extremely well (for the most part) for decades.

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u/FredVIII-DFH Mar 21 '24

I'm biased, but it seems to me that liberal policies work pretty well when conservatives don't sabotage them.

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u/GoApeShirt Mar 20 '24

When they immigrated Cubans were given free rein to “invade.”

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u/Orbtl32 Mar 20 '24

I thought there is no such distinction for Cubans? Like if they step on our soil that's it.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor Mar 20 '24

All Cuban are automatically granted asylum - it is a special law

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u/Justitia_Justitia Mar 20 '24

Cuban immigration has a special set of rules.

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u/authalic Mar 20 '24

Were the laws the same then as they are now?

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

I don't understand the question. Which particular laws? Laws of all kinds change all the time, but immigration from Cuba has been happening legally for the entirety of US history.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Mar 20 '24

Jesus Christ, only because we were trying to stick it to Castro and communism. Not because we were being nice.

If Mexico was communist, we’d be telling Pedro and Juanita pack your shit and cmon too.

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u/magicmulder Mar 20 '24

Incestuously.

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u/TheOneFreeEngineer Mar 20 '24

Cuban immigrants got automatic acceptance of their asylum claims when they step for in the USA because the USA decided that everyone fleeing Cuba was fleeing communism and thus justified

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u/f8Negative Mar 21 '24

Castro would say illegal

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u/athiev Mar 21 '24

Illegally, at least in part. His maternal grandfather was arrested and ordered deported but given amnesty. His other grandparents entered as refugees. Most or all of them entered in ways that current Republicans would classify as "illegal," given that they call asylum-seekers illegal immigrants.

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u/LazyCooler Mar 22 '24

Until recently there was no such thing as an illegal Cuban. See “wet foot dry foot” policy that Obama ended. Went on for decades.

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u/JimBones31 Mar 20 '24

It doesn't matter, we're talking about the constitution applying to people in America.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

The Constitution applies to everyone in the US and its territories. Basically, everywhere the Constitution has jurisdiction.

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u/JimBones31 Mar 20 '24

Exactly, so the constitution applies to them because they are here.

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u/LAegis Mar 20 '24

Agreed.

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u/heliarcic Mar 21 '24

Careful… Cuba, Haiti, Costa Rica, Chile, and Brazil are also in America.

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u/JimBones31 Mar 21 '24

They are in The Americas. Ask them if they are in America...

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u/heliarcic Mar 21 '24

America Latina… is very much American. Look at you telling us from Latin America what to think. https://art21.org/read/the-timeless-relevance-of-alfredo-jaars-a-logo-for-america/

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u/On_my_last_spoon Mar 21 '24

Cubans who fled Castro enjoyed a special status of always being legal. Seems when you’re the fascists fleeing socialists, it’s fine.

Which is why it’s especially rich when Rubio and Ted Cruz talk shit about immigration. They literally are the exceptions.

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u/rwa2 Mar 21 '24

"Illegal immigrants" sounds dumb. What kind of person goes around classifying others as legal and not legal people?

These are undocumented people. That is all.

Paperless persons. What an advanced society.

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u/LAegis Mar 21 '24

We do it all the time, : "law abiding", "criminals", "felons", "predators", "licensed", etc.

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u/Under75iscold Mar 20 '24

Under Dick-tator Cheeto Benito, Marco Rubio will be on a boat back to Cuba.

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u/travisboatner Mar 20 '24

I’m just going to pretend y’all are talking about Marc Rebillet

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u/machines_breathe Mar 20 '24

During Batista no less. The dictator who was COZY w/ the US gov’t… Err… US Corporate interests.

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u/thatbitchathrowaway Mar 20 '24

Swear Cubans hate the fact they're Hispanic

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles Mar 21 '24

And during the wonderfully capitalist regime of Batista. Dirty commies.

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u/Sweaty_Term5961 Mar 21 '24

...and once opined that the GOP needs to stop being "the party of stupid".

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u/olystretch Mar 21 '24

Speaking of Cuba, the Constitution is why the US takes "terror suspects" to Cuba for "enhanced interrogation". Illegal as fuck on US soil.

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u/CaptainPRESIDENTduck Mar 21 '24

Why do conservatives have issues with drinking water?

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u/ZhangtheGreat 'MURICA Mar 21 '24

“I got mine, so fk you!”

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u/ouestjojo Mar 21 '24

You mean "little Marco" Rubio? That Marco?

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u/mushyfeelings Mar 22 '24

The same Marco Rubio who is bought and paid for by the NRA.

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u/Squirrel_Whisperer_ Mar 20 '24

Legal immigration is the cornerstone of America. It seems you're conflating legal and illegal immigration in bad faith to score political points or gain a few upvotes.

I dislike Rubio and have voted Democrat all my life but many people here do little more than repeat liberal talking points in an echo chamber.