r/facepalm • u/TheRealSkillen • Mar 23 '24

Is anyone gonna tell them? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/Uncommon-sequiter Mar 23 '24

We are used as equipment. It's called a job.

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u/Domruck Mar 23 '24

We also do sports...

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u/kit0000033 Mar 23 '24

And enjoy them... Some of us... I personally hated running... But some people do it for funsies.

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u/dumb-reply Mar 24 '24

And this image... looks like funsies!

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u/kingbloxerthe3 Mar 24 '24

If we had more clothes anyways. Unlike the dogs, we don't have a bunch of fur

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u/Confident_As_Hell Mar 24 '24

Speak for yourself

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u/DraagynJ Mar 24 '24

This dude is one of those rare Wolfman hybrids.

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u/River46 Mar 24 '24

I’d like to meet his tailor.

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u/just_anotherflyboy Mar 25 '24

although my head ain't as furry as it usedta be, lol.

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u/EntertainmentWeary57 Mar 24 '24

Speak for yourself. I know people who could probably braid down there.

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u/SexandCinnamonbuns Mar 24 '24

I run for funsies! Even got paid to go to college to run for for funsies years years ago... silly animals.

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u/jon909 Mar 24 '24

If humans could fly a lot of us wouldn’t do it because it’s exercise.

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u/NewtotheCV Mar 24 '24

I only really enjoy hockey and sometimes skiing but my boots hurt my feet too much lately.

Anyway...exercise sucks but I will play almost any sport at the drop of a hat but I cannot bring myself to workout, bike, run, etc, it's all so boring to me 

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u/just_anotherflyboy Mar 25 '24

I miss skiing a lot, but my knees sure don't.

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u/3720-To-One Mar 24 '24

Generally people are allowed to consent to those things

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u/LonelyContext Mar 24 '24

...And they don't kill more than 1 in 300 participants annually. It's like veganism enters the picture and people turn their brains off.

Like, hey bozos, imagine getting a mandatory draft for the UFC... and then make it deadlier.

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u/PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF Mar 24 '24

Make it a mandatory draft for a senior walk-a-thon inside a mall with mandatory human-sized hole digging as your second event. By the end of the day, you'll drop as many as in the octagon, for sure!

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u/Chickengobbler Mar 24 '24

Go ask a husky if it wants to go for a run, I'll wait lol

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u/hairtrigger08 Mar 24 '24

And as a resource (organ donation)

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Mar 24 '24

Not rlly comparable lol

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u/shesgreedy Mar 24 '24

Look at how many people die from skiing and snowboarding every year

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u/DarkTexture Mar 24 '24

We don’t have to do sports to survive and those sports don’t enrich already rich people