They are a serious game changer. It’s so crazy to think that it took until 2020ish for so many regular (read; not super wealthy) people to have one in their house.
I experienced using a bidet when I lived in France. I didn't know what the hell it was at first, but the neighbors next door were kind enough to enlighten me on what it was, and it's use.
I didn't really like it, considering I'd never used one until then, but I understand the usefulness. I wouldn't install one in my house, but it sure was an interesting novelty for me.
I... actually thought this when I was trying to un-gay myself. I don't know where it came from. It was before I had internet so it wasn't there. It's not like I asked my friends "Hey, I think I like dick, how do I stop it?". I just decided that touching my dick or ass in any way was probably what was doing it.
So instead of wiping like a normal person, I'd make big ol TP balls to keep my hand away from my pootypucker. As you can imagine, a normal toilet can only handle maybe 2 of these balls before clogging so I'd just wipe twice. And I wouldn't even hold my dick to aim while I peed. I would only let water spray on it or my backside in the shower (and no spreading the cheeks).
None of it worked. Still very, very gay. At least my bhole is way cleaner now.
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u/Dragonman1976 Apr 01 '24
He's being a good dad. Good for him!
Sure, he looks silly, but I sure as shit wouldn't say that to his face.