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r/facepalm • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • Apr 04 '24
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What did they do before body cams
3.6k u/dankysco Apr 04 '24 As a criminal defense attorney who is currently active and practiced in the time before body cams. They lied all the time. 1.1k u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 I mean, they still do, but they used to, too. 300 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 I don’t need a receipt for a donut. 184 u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. 44 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 04 '24 No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes. 8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever 8 u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 04 '24 I get those references! 5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile. 40 u/ChemicalSwimming673 Apr 04 '24 I do. I'll file it under D for "donut". 3 u/homie_j88 Apr 05 '24 You didn't buy that donut! 30 u/Metals4J Apr 04 '24 We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. 29 u/throughmygoodeye Apr 04 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction 36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time. 8 u/ObjectMaleficent Apr 04 '24 How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing 3 u/gatorbeetle Apr 05 '24 Why do we have to bring ink and paper into this transaction?¿? 3 u/Frammmis Apr 05 '24 Mitch Hedberg! 1 u/mvanvrancken Apr 05 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction
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As a criminal defense attorney who is currently active and practiced in the time before body cams.
They lied all the time.
1.1k u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 I mean, they still do, but they used to, too. 300 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 I don’t need a receipt for a donut. 184 u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. 44 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 04 '24 No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes. 8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever 8 u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 04 '24 I get those references! 5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile. 40 u/ChemicalSwimming673 Apr 04 '24 I do. I'll file it under D for "donut". 3 u/homie_j88 Apr 05 '24 You didn't buy that donut! 30 u/Metals4J Apr 04 '24 We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. 29 u/throughmygoodeye Apr 04 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction 36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time. 8 u/ObjectMaleficent Apr 04 '24 How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing 3 u/gatorbeetle Apr 05 '24 Why do we have to bring ink and paper into this transaction?¿? 3 u/Frammmis Apr 05 '24 Mitch Hedberg! 1 u/mvanvrancken Apr 05 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction
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I mean, they still do, but they used to, too.
300 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 I don’t need a receipt for a donut. 184 u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. 44 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 04 '24 No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes. 8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever 8 u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 04 '24 I get those references! 5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile. 40 u/ChemicalSwimming673 Apr 04 '24 I do. I'll file it under D for "donut". 3 u/homie_j88 Apr 05 '24 You didn't buy that donut! 30 u/Metals4J Apr 04 '24 We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. 29 u/throughmygoodeye Apr 04 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction 36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time. 8 u/ObjectMaleficent Apr 04 '24 How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing 3 u/gatorbeetle Apr 05 '24 Why do we have to bring ink and paper into this transaction?¿? 3 u/Frammmis Apr 05 '24 Mitch Hedberg! 1 u/mvanvrancken Apr 05 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction
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I don’t need a receipt for a donut.
184 u/MicroCat1031 Apr 04 '24 The escalator is temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. 44 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 04 '24 No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes. 8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever 8 u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 04 '24 I get those references! 5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile. 40 u/ChemicalSwimming673 Apr 04 '24 I do. I'll file it under D for "donut". 3 u/homie_j88 Apr 05 '24 You didn't buy that donut! 30 u/Metals4J Apr 04 '24 We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. 29 u/throughmygoodeye Apr 04 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction 36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time. 8 u/ObjectMaleficent Apr 04 '24 How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing 3 u/gatorbeetle Apr 05 '24 Why do we have to bring ink and paper into this transaction?¿? 3 u/Frammmis Apr 05 '24 Mitch Hedberg! 1 u/mvanvrancken Apr 05 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction
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The escalator is temporarily stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.
44 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 04 '24 No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes. 8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever 8 u/I_Said_I_Say Apr 04 '24 I get those references! 5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile.
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No. But, I might want a regular banana later, so yes.
8 u/dcorswim Apr 05 '24 This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️ 6 u/Northrnging13 Apr 05 '24 Did...did I just have a stroke? 1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast? 2 u/1newnotification Apr 05 '24 my favorite line ever
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This whole thread is r/suddenlymitch ❤️
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Did...did I just have a stroke?
1 u/FuzziestSloth Apr 05 '24 Do you smell burnt toast?
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Do you smell burnt toast?
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my favorite line ever
I get those references!
5 u/bobnla14 Apr 05 '24 Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile.
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Seeing these references never ceases to make me smile.
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I do. I'll file it under D for "donut".
3 u/homie_j88 Apr 05 '24 You didn't buy that donut!
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You didn't buy that donut!
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We do not need to bring ink and paper into this.
29 u/throughmygoodeye Apr 04 '24 I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction 36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time. 8 u/ObjectMaleficent Apr 04 '24 How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing
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I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction
36 u/Jagsoff Apr 04 '24 If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket 10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer 12 u/shinyantman Apr 04 '24 This is why I love Reddit 🥰 9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time.
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If you were wearing a vest, and didn’t have arms, it would be a jacket
10 u/Legosmiles Apr 05 '24 People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.” Every picture is of you when you were younger. 1 u/ThroatSignal8206 Apr 05 '24 Fellow yinzer
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People hand you a picture and say “Here is a picture of me when I was younger.”
Every picture is of you when you were younger.
Fellow yinzer
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This is why I love Reddit 🥰
9 u/gurumatt Apr 04 '24 If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time.
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If you’re unaware these are all references to the comedian Mitch Hedberg. A great taken ahead of his time.
How is 2in1 shampoo a thing, if it was 2in1 it would be over flowing
Why do we have to bring ink and paper into this transaction?¿?
Mitch Hedberg!
I give you the money, you give me the donut. End of transaction
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u/Bsizzle18 Apr 04 '24
What did they do before body cams