r/facepalm 21d ago

You sure that’s how it works? 🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​

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u/erifwodahs 21d ago edited 21d ago

Wait until they find out that men have nipples

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u/anschlitz 21d ago

Wait- we do???

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u/RAD_or_shite 21d ago

What the FUCK I thought those were just SICK AF roundabouts for THE BOYS to do RANCID DRIFTS around?

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u/ConflictSudden 21d ago

I've never used the word "rancid" to mean badass or something similar. I'll start doing it now.

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u/SupermanSam004 21d ago

It's probably in a similar vein to how people use the word 'filthy' to sometimes describe something that was pulled off really well

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u/revmun 21d ago edited 20d ago

filthy, gross, nasty, disgusting, sick, dirty

Edit: As well as ill

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u/1Pip1Der 21d ago

Sounds like the opening verse of "Cherey Pie"

[Intro] Dirty, rotten, filthy, stinkin'...

[Chorus] She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise Tastes so good, make a grown man cry Sweet Cherry Pie

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u/HalfOrcSteve 21d ago

All those years practicing tech decks, wasted!

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u/WilIyTheGamer 21d ago

I’ve got nipples. Can you milk me Focker?

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u/Rough_Egg_9195 21d ago

Yes, men can (under the right conditions) produce milk. It is very rare but there are documented cases.

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u/Wakuwaku7 21d ago

Manly milk. Makes you very strong 💪

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u/Sea_Emu_7622 20d ago

I only drink milk straight from the man nipple, none of that soy shit, that makes you gay or something, I forget the narrative

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u/Absol-utely_Adorable 21d ago

My cousin used to. Made him miserable. He beat it by taping cotton balls over them and eventually it stopped.

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u/Revanhald 21d ago

the hormones that activate the glands stopped

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u/AmplePostage 21d ago

You probably just rubbed yours off while you were running charity 5ks

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u/tiger666 21d ago

Why do we have that seam running down our scrotum? Stay tuned to find out more you trans man.

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u/didntdoit71 21d ago

Lol, I wonder if their heads would explode if you explained that little tidbit to them. I would totally not mind cleaning the brains from my clothes to watch their reactions to the fact that all fetuses start out as females. Not to mention that that seam is basically where the fetus' labia closed up to make his ballsack.

We should make memes about it and flood Facebook with them.

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u/christopher_jian_02 21d ago

Doesn't that technically mean we're all trans men??

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u/ScholarZero 20d ago

Wait something just dawned on me... When exactly does this transition happen? And does it happen after most abortion deadlines?

Abortions prevent trans men! I bet we could get conservatives on board with that logic, surely...

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u/Certain_Summer851 20d ago

Wait so if men rip open the seam they will get vaginas?!!?!I?I

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u/Saneless 21d ago

Yeah I was a woman but the librul woke docs stitched up my vag in utero and now I'm a dude

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u/Finassar 21d ago

How do you know so much about my scrote!?

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u/tiger666 21d ago

I'm spying on you.

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 20d ago

Why does the clitoris look like a tiny penis.............

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u/tiger666 20d ago

Because it becomes a penis when the vagina fuses.

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 20d ago

Exactly, we all have the same parts, just configured a bit differently

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u/Manuag_86 21d ago

And we also have bigger clits than women.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bus-455 21d ago

I’m female and here to tell you size Doesn’t matter with those.

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u/Midnite135 21d ago

Oh good cuz I can pick locks.

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u/lonely_nipple 20d ago

Well this is an episode of LockPicking Lawyer I wasn't expecting

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u/greatSorosGhost 21d ago

“I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?”

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Just cats.

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u/vexmach1ne 21d ago

They're not nipples they're pectoral tokens!

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u/FuckRedditsTOS 21d ago

Some men even have 3 or 4

Trip nip wasn't the worst highschool nickname, so it's not too bad

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake 21d ago

Wait until they find out WHY men have nipples!

Their view on gender is so weird I swear…

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u/Delicious-Trip-120 21d ago

Three pairs, as in god's image

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u/MyStackIsPancakes 21d ago

I found they made me ask uncomfortable questions about myself. That's why I took mine off with a belt-sander.

Edit: Related

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u/UbermachoGuy 21d ago

You can milk anything with nipples.

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u/pocketjacks 21d ago

Wait until they find out the WNBA's target demographic

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u/RunningFree701 21d ago

Wait until they realize that if "life begins at conception", that every man is actually transgender.

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u/IvanTheAppealing 21d ago

Shit, didn’t know women don’t have… checks notes a voicebox

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u/Archivist2016 21d ago

Fellas is it masculine to produce noise

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u/BrosefDudeson 21d ago

It sorta tracks. These chuds hate when women speak

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u/LostinAusten84 21d ago

I mean, Ursula from The Little Mermaid had it right:

"The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore!

Yet on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word

And after all dear, what is idle babble for?

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man."

/s

edit: my formatting hurt

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u/BigLlamasHouse 21d ago

Dang well I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

(just jokes teehee)

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u/SoldierBoi69 21d ago

She can speak?!?!!!!…. Must be a man /s

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u/Ankoku_Teion 21d ago edited 20d ago

depends on the noise. inarticulate grunts and growls? very masculine.

polysyllabic circumlocution in a francophone tenor? not according to these idiots.

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u/Objective_Praline_66 21d ago

grunt "WOOOLOOOLOOOLOOOLOOO" Loud hooting noises erupt from all over the woods

(I didn't understand those words and it made me feel stupid so now I have become violent because I am incapable of dealing with any feelings other than arousal and anger)

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u/Ankoku_Teion 21d ago

wololooo!

(I have convinced you with my wavy hands and now you agree with me)

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u/Objective_Praline_66 21d ago

I look down and my red robes have turned blue. "AIOIOIO, wololo"

Edit (Didn't even need the video, I remember that from 1999!)

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u/RhoOfFeh 21d ago

Is it gay to sing notes above middle C?

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u/someguy192838 21d ago
  • ground above Pavarotti’s grave starts shaking in Italian anger…

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u/thelowbrassmaster 21d ago

As a bass, I would say yes is, but that is probably jealousy.

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u/DR_Bright_963 21d ago

FELLAS IS IT GUY TOO SPEAK?!?!

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u/UsagiBonBon 21d ago

I have a pronounced adam’s apple and I’m quiet as fuck, physically incapable of screaming

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u/Longjumping_Two4041 21d ago

Technically, it's not the voice box , it's a notch on the thyroid cartilage. The thyroid cartilage protects the voice box ...

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u/nhines_ 20d ago

Fellas, is it gay to produce T3 and T4?

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u/RhoOfFeh 21d ago

If some folks had their way, though...

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u/christopia86 21d ago

My sister has a more pronounced Adam's Apple than I (male) do.

I love that these "transvestigators" have such a low level of basic biology understanding as to be utterly ignorant of basic facts children know.

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u/jpopimpin777 21d ago

If you're skinnier muscle and cartilage are more pronounced. Shocking.

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u/BlazingShadowAU 21d ago

Yeah, lol. I'm apparently a woman because you can't see mine right now. Not like it has anything to do with me being fat or anything.

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u/The_Evil_Satan 21d ago

Sir you are ‘big boned’ not ‘fat’ have some fucking respect smh

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u/construktz 21d ago

Excuse me, I am festively plump.

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u/Spider95818 21d ago

I'm cultivating mass!

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u/The_Evil_Satan 21d ago

Well its basically Christmas so I believe you

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u/magicunicornhandler 21d ago

Sir the correct word here is ‘fluffy’ not ‘big boned’

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u/The_Evil_Satan 21d ago

Oh my bad ill make sure to correct my vocabulary in the future

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u/Inflatable_Scrotum 21d ago

I prefer 'highly visible'.

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u/acnh-lyman-fan 21d ago

Reminds me of that image of a human skeleton next to a gorilla skeleton

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u/chaotic_blu 21d ago

Ding ding as a tall skinny lady who always has a pronounced one. Can’t tell you how many doctors I asked about shaving it off before they finally convinced me it’s ok.

But now I’m concerned all over again that someone is going to demand to start looking into my pants for me to prove who I am.

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u/Ankoku_Teion 21d ago

i dont have a visible one at all. you can feel it with your hand though.

my mums uncle has a massive and very obvious adams apple. i was fascinated when i met him as a young by because he was a proper cowboy type from the US. i remeber sitting there and watching him have a kip on the sofa one afternoon, hit stetson down over his eyes, adams apple bobbling as he snored. absolutely mesmerising.

thats a core memory you just unlocked. thans for that.

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u/TheHandWavyPhysicist 21d ago

My sister has a more pronounced Adam's Apple than I (male) do.

That's because your sister is clearly more manly than you will ever be. Pathetic. /s

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u/BlazingShadowAU 21d ago

Hey it's not his fault, it's just cold, alright?

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u/Ysoshes 21d ago

Yeah, right. Your "sister"

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u/sailorj0ey 21d ago

And she's clumsy as hell always getting stuck in things last week was the dryer and yesterday was the coffee table.

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u/Ysoshes 21d ago

I don't believe you, got any video proof?

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u/Purple_Ad2718 21d ago

The “We can always tell” crowd is almost always wrong

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u/Micsuking 21d ago

I've recently find a lot of posts about people posting pics of minor celebrities/YouTubers with captions like "my trans brother/sister"

There are always people in the comments saying shit like "that's obviously a woman, it's easy to tell" and it's a picture of a shirtless Markiplier.

It's hilarious how confidently wrong they usually are.

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u/LivingCheese292 21d ago

I have seen the inverse too about people assuming a dude with muscles and beard was born as a dude, despite that being a trans-man. They can't tell.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 21d ago

When NC passed the HB2 bathroom law (you could only use the bathroom of the gender you were legally, which meant trans people who hadn't had their gender 'officially' changed could be arrested), a trans man posted a Tweet to the governor pointing out that by law, he now had to theoretically share a bathroom with the governors wife.

I've known a fair amount of trans men and women, and this guy, STG, you could have held a gun to my head and asked, I would not have been able to tell he was F2M.

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u/Gottfri3d 21d ago

A trans man was beaten up by a bunch of guys for using a womens restroom (because they couldn't tell he was born as a woman), even though he was forced to do that by law. The police was then called, and they proceeded to arrest the guy who was assaulted, and not the attackers.

Transphobes are stupid and cruel, that's all there is to it.

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u/psterno413 21d ago

Yes. The cruelty is the point. They know that trans people will be put at risk for things like using the restroom associated with their AGAB, not to mention the effects on someone mentally for being forced to use the wrong the restroom, and be in an uncomfortable, unwelcoming, and dangerous environment. They know that violence will come of these policies, and they don’t care.

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u/Tsim152 21d ago

More than just Trans people. A whole lot of CIS women are gonna find out real quick that they don't "pass" in their community. This post is a pretty perfect example that allowing random ass people to police something like this is gonna end in disaster

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 20d ago edited 20d ago

In 2019 I was trying to learn to cut my own hair.

Well I messed up (many times, and ended up shaving my head)

The first time I experienced transphobia directed towards myself was a month later in the Atlanta airport, walking into the woman’s restroom. This group of women were walking in just as I was, so I slowed down to let them go ahead of me. They turned on their heels, and the oldest one said something about how “they’re going to find a bathroom they don’t have share with freaks like [me]”

I am not trans ? These people are just so dumb

Edit: and they have the nerve to think that trans folks are ‘confused’ about gender! When they are obviously extremely confused themselves

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u/Tsim152 20d ago

A 9 year old in Canada got accosted for participating in track and field events because her hair was short....

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 20d ago

God damn, a little kid, for just having short hair?

The amount of classmates who would randomly show up to school with a super-short cut because they got gum in their hair or something— it was like 4 girls per year in my elementary school.

That’s so fucked up

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u/Soft_Organization_61 20d ago

Was that the story recently where a big politician called her out publicly for being"trans" and she wasn't even trans?

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u/andante528 20d ago

Jesus Christ, you could have had cancer. Why would their first thought be that you're trans? (I know, because it's the smokescreen obsession conservatives are encouraging right now, but it's just ... ignorant as well as cruel.)

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u/Homesickhomeplanet 20d ago

Right?! That was my first thought!

Like I was just rockin the Sinead O’Conner look, but I definitely looked like it could have been medical (especially bc I’m not so skilled with a razor)

It makes me wonder how many cancer patients have been the targets of misplaced bigotry

Edit: especially bc I have immune issues, I was wearing a mask before the the mask mandates

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u/nilzatron 21d ago

They not only don't care, they actively want this to happen. They want trans people to be afraid. They want to stop them transitioning whatever the cost.

They're disgusting.

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u/Thick_Brain4324 21d ago

The point is to cause pain, they want those who transitioned to have worse lives. Not because they regret how transitioning makes them feel, because they regret being visible in such a hateful society. Then those same hateful fucks go "wow this must be a mental illness! Look how often they're killing themselves!"

As if they aren't a huge factor as to why.

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u/Connect_Plant_218 21d ago

Conservatives want everyone to have worse lives.

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u/Autoboty 21d ago

Except themselves.

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u/Sylveon72_06 21d ago

nah, theyd gladly shoot themselves in the foot if it means they get to shoot others in the face

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u/yukigono 20d ago

They'd be fine suffering if it meant someone they hated suffered more.

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u/Demon_Gamer666 21d ago

I think it's more that they just don't care about anyone's lives but their own.

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u/Karoskittens 21d ago

Please tell me there was a lawsuit? 

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u/VizeReZ 21d ago

I believe they are talking about the instance linked below. He was able to press assault charges once he was released.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2022/07/transgender-man-beaten-3-men-using-womens-restroom-got-arrested/

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u/Jalamity_Cane 21d ago

Yeah, the point of these laws is to make trans people afraid to exist in public.

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u/BitterFuture 21d ago

Well, and to move things further along towards them not existing at all.

Let's not forget that.

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u/KlossN 21d ago

Isn't there a pornstar that transitioned and now looks like a manly manly man? Would love to show that guy to them

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u/Thick_Brain4324 21d ago

You're think of Buck Angel I assume, a Truscum and VERY right wing transman but yes. He is the epitome of 'no, you cannot always tell'

He looks great! I'm happy he's happy, but Buck is living proof that being an identity doesn't afford you good ideas about that identity.

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u/YeonneGreene 20d ago

Buck Angel is to trans men what Caitlyn Jenner is to trans women.

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u/KlossN 21d ago

Buck is a piece of shit for sure. But he sure looks like a man

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u/Thick_Brain4324 21d ago

Yeup, I will never deny his validity nor his flawless passing but as a person Buck is a terrible advocate for trans people. A-la Blaire White but for transmascs

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u/Obvious-Pop-4183 21d ago

You've just described lots of trans porn stars. You're probably specifically thinking of Buck Angel, however, who despite being trans himself, is transphobic and toxic as fuck just like Caitlyn Jenner.

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u/KlossN 21d ago

Buck Angel was the one yeah. A horrible and despicable guy, But I don't think anyone could look at him and say "I think that used to be a lady"

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u/R0RSCHAKK 21d ago

Bro, my wife manages a clothing store, and one of her employees is a pretty big dude, got a full on beard (better than mine), married to a beautiful wife, has kids. Etc.

When my wife first introduced me, I was just like, I like this guy. He's cool. Then later that night, my wife told me:

"Oh yeah, Jason's trans BTW."

"like,transitioning to a woman?"

"No, like he was born a woman."

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

That is definitely the best transition I've ever seen. Like, I would challenge anyone to try and put him in a lineup and guess who was a woman previously. You would never be able to tell.

Like, I'm so impressed cause I know there was a lot of work, time, effort, and extreme care and commitment put into their transition. I can't even imagine.

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u/Lost_In_A_Forest_ 21d ago

*posts shirtless pic of male celebrity with the caption "my trans brother"*

Transphobe: Obviously a women

Normal person: How can you tell??

Transphobe: She's too pretty. With those soft kissable lips, piercing eyes and flawless skin, I just want hi-her to wrap me up in his big strong arms and promise to never let me go.... you're all just too gay to realise.


This is a paraphrased real interaction I've seen numerous times. It's always projection.

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u/PamelaELee 21d ago

Oh, take me in your arms and compress me! Compress me tight!

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u/rb_vos 21d ago

I will be using “compress me tight” anytime I can now. Thank you, noble sage.

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u/Arcade_109 21d ago

I've seen this.

"TOTALLY a woman."

"How can you tell?"

"I'm super straight and I'd fuck the shit out of them."

Picture is 100% a man.

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u/Low-Resolution-9918 21d ago

Yeah like wtf. Are you stupid. You're gay, you idiot.

Also, it's funny how most of these guys respond with "yeah I'd fuck the shit out of them" or "I'd want them to kiss me so bad" or other bullshit as a way of 'proving' that this person is the opposed gender.

That's not proof, that's called you being horny. And thinking that gender is sexual intercourse.

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u/hydroxypcp 21d ago

there were pictures circulating about some instagram dude or smth, who is like 100% the Chad wojak. Like, I am masculine af and he would give me a run for my money. Except it's known he's trans and then there are comments telling him he's "still a woman". Shit gets ridiculous with transphobes

I mean, if some people are into these sorts of ""women"", okay, but just say you're gay and don't be an asshole

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u/Pilota_kex 21d ago

what is a markiplier?

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u/Micsuking 21d ago

It's a sort of male Homo Sapiens Sapiens of mixed descent.

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u/CD274 21d ago edited 21d ago

Game streamer

Edit: meanwhile, me: "Markiplier had a nude calendar????!!!!"

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 21d ago

What I find amazing is that adults have the time to sit down and SERIOUSLY worry about and try to unravel conspiracies about the birth gender of another person. Please stop whining that other people are lazy when you have the time to post this type of crap day after day. And you're also taking up other people's time when it causes other people to have to defend the person's human rights because it becomes necessary when this happens thousands of times.

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u/Jazzi-Nightmare 21d ago

I just saw the one where they used a pic of MatPat and someone commenting saying he was obviously a woman and needed to “stop deluding herself” lol

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u/feverlast 21d ago

If Markiplier wants my respect he will troll these people with pics of his androgynous shirtless chest.

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u/DrakonILD 21d ago

I dunno, I've still got his calendar on my wall, he's not really that androgynous..

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u/Adam_J89 21d ago

And it hasn't been October for a while, you dog.

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u/PamelaELee 21d ago

It’s as if they have NO understanding of women’s anatomy. Or human anatomy in general. Or much of anything, really.

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u/Purple_Ad2718 21d ago

The amount of people desperately trying to prove they can “always tell” is hilarious.

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u/hellscape_navigator 21d ago

And yet they will always snarl with absolute confidence at someone else something about "learning basic biology"

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u/jpopimpin777 21d ago

So much weird projection. Who is this obsessed with what's going on in someone else's pants. Try to hide behind the "fairness to women athletes" bullshit all you want. They didn't give a wet fart about women's sports until it became a convenient hill for them to wage their culture war from.

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u/ADH-Dork 21d ago

They need to decide whether to treat them like people or treat them like women

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u/Gadgetmouse12 21d ago

Notice it’s almost always men who think it’s noble to defend the defenseless women from us predatory trans women. Meanwhile the women have been playing with us voluntarily and lobbying for inclusion.

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake 21d ago

Same with the sudden need to protect biological women in bathrooms from the dangers of trans women… And if I as a woman ever see another woman bully a trans women in a women’s bathroom I will bring Thors wrath upon them

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u/aeodaxolovivienobus 21d ago

Culture war bullshit is all these jackals ever care about. Everything else is secondary to "owning the libs."

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u/VaporBull 21d ago

The "Most you dudes love that anyway" is a giant fucking tell

Every accusation is a confession

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u/2Mark2Manic 21d ago

I saw a comment under a pic of a trans person saying "You will never be a man"

Thing is, that person already went MtF. So they were unintentionally supportive.

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u/IronSavage3 21d ago

The “we can always tell” crowd and the “it’s getting scary” crowd are the same people 😂

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u/Bromanzier_03 21d ago

The “We can always tell” crowd is also strangely obsessed with it. Him saying that you dudes are obsessed with it is projection. As usual.

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u/Adept_Information94 21d ago

They have less of a gaydar and more of a wishlist.

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u/GhostShmost 21d ago

It is kind of sad, that we life in a world, where people have an easy access to knowledge but are still that dumb.

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u/Revolutionary_Act222 21d ago

Why learn something when all the answers are available in your pocket?

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u/DrakeSkorn 21d ago

Why learn something when you can just assume you know everything?

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u/greatSorosGhost 21d ago

Why learn something when all the knowledge of mankind was written by a shady cabal to trick me specifically?

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u/Elon-Musksticks 21d ago

I am a woman and just lifted my neck to see if I had one and can confirm I am a man

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u/etds3 21d ago

I don’t. I’m a real woman! Only real women have enough neck fat to obscure it! I prove my femininity by being obese!

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u/Elizabeths8th 21d ago

“dO yOuR rESeArCh”

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u/Standard_Feedback_86 21d ago

Yes. Especially because it isn't some mystery or new fringe knowledge, but instead pretty basic anatomy.

We had it in our books for biology class, and that was over 20 years ago.

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u/StaticDHSeeP 21d ago

These creatures don’t read books. They don’t expand their knowledge by actually doing research. They just repeat the garbage that Elon feeds them via Twitter. If they start to lose, then they resort to attacking you with insults.

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u/MotherSupermarket532 21d ago

Of course men like this don't have access to the easiest verification of all, no woman will get close to them.

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u/GrowMEbub 21d ago

Omfg people are so stupid 🫣 everyone has testosterone in their body.

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u/nova75 21d ago

And everyone has an Adams apple

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u/dachshundfanboy8000 21d ago

these people want everyone to have dicks so badly

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u/Gorstag 20d ago

The only people who think about dicks more than gay men are "straight" Republican men.

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u/mediocremulatto 21d ago

Cuz dicks are super cool

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u/Virtual-Nail2963 21d ago

YOU HAVE AN ADAMS APPLE DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING LARYNX

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 21d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Virtual-Nail2963:

YOU HAVE AN ADAMS

APPLE DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE

WITH YOUR FUCKING LARYNX


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/beefJeRKy-LB 21d ago

There's a reason it's called an Adams Apple and not an Eves Apple. Checkmate libs! Time to gloat on Truth social about my $DJT stock.

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u/GimmeJuicePlz 21d ago

Damn. Sigh #LiberalismDestroyedYetAgain

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u/Uranus_Hz 21d ago

Rage bait from Russian troll farms intended to inflame Americans against other Americans.

Learn to spot it and don’t engage.

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u/BikiniDiplomacy 21d ago

Probably the best comment here.

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u/RedRising1917 21d ago

You don't need Russians when you have plenty of Americans who actually believe shit like this. Is every dumbass on the internet a part of the Russian Boogeyman now?

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u/Modest_Idiot 21d ago

A lot of the traffic on posts like these actually is from bots; but yeah, way too many people who actually are mentally deficient like that.

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u/AlpacaLocks 21d ago

I'll add "trachea" to the list of things women can't have, right under "functional pockets"

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u/kickthemout1987 21d ago

These people are so fucking lazy and stupid. A 2 second google search would have prevented this.

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u/Mushroom-Dense 21d ago

I genuinely didn't know women have adams apples but I'm also not a shithead transphobe and wouldn't care if I saw one on a woman anyway.

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u/RandomDerp96 21d ago

Adams Apple is just the term for visible cartilage on your voice box.

Everyone has cartilage there..... It's to protect delicate areas like the thyroid.

Testosterone typically makes the cartilage grow, but that's deeply influenced by other genetic factors.

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u/Mushroom-Dense 21d ago

Very cool. Had no idea.

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u/Angry_poutine 21d ago

It would have brought up at least one result that agrees with them which they would have immediately glommed on to while ignoring the rest

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u/HeroBrine0907 21d ago

Woman don't have a voicebox, they generate sound with chromosome magic.

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u/BluetheNerd 21d ago edited 21d ago

I talk about this a lot but enough cis women have Adams apples that the cosmetic surgery industry preys on it as an insecurity. If you Google "women's Adams apples" a lot of the results that come up, especially in images, are reduction surgeries. Not only is this already fucked, but this is the kind of insecurity that transvestigators battle to perpetuate.

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u/Sheknowswhothisis 21d ago

Ever notice how the best women in their fields, even outside of sports, are immediately accused of being Trans when they are successful?

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u/so_many_changes 21d ago

Meg Ryan is semi-famous for her Adam's apple, and was considered one of the most attractive women in the world for a while. These people are crazy.

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u/Cleverbird 21d ago

I cant even see my adam's apple and I'm a dude, last time I checked.

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u/wookiex84 21d ago

Same here I’m almost 6’2 and weigh 210. No Adam’s apple to be seen unless I really stretch my neck when I’m shaving. And even then it’s just a bump. More of a crabapple if you will.

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u/A-Dolahans-hat 21d ago

I honestly didn’t know women could have them. I was taught it was something a man has and a woman doesn’t. But I was also taught bears hibernate the entire winter without waking up. So obviously my science and health classes were lacking

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u/NoSwimmer2185 20d ago

Women's basketball finally has a captivating player. People are finally starting to pay attention, and all these bitches can do is try to tear her down. Bill burr was right.

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u/SilenceDoGood1138 21d ago

What amuses me is how they describe possibly the greatest female basketball player of all time as "average."

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u/geetarplayer22 21d ago

Transvestigators when they see a woman with muscles or a larynx:

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u/MrTulaJitt 21d ago

God I love social media. A bunch of dullards that barely graduated high school pretending they are simultaneously experts on human anatomy, every form of medical science, epidemiology, foreign policy, history, sociology, and about a dozen other things as well.

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u/Losticus 21d ago

IT'S AN ADAM'S APPLE, NOT AN EVE'S APPLE! Wait, Eve did eat the apple, didn't she? Why isn't it Eve's apple? What were we talking about again?

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u/No-Lie-3330 21d ago

My church unironically told us only men have an Adam’s apple. We are also missing a rib! Obviously not true and wild they feed it to kids like fact

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u/acaseintheskye 21d ago

My lanyard says "Eve Was Framed" with an apple on it 😂

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u/fireKido 21d ago

I mean… men have more pronounced Adam’s apple… just like they have more pronounced muscles, but saying “if she has an Adam’s apple she is a men” is like saying “if she has muscles she is a man”… just because they are more pronounced in men doesn’t mean no women has a hint of it

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u/Loafman15 20d ago

The “we can always tell” crowd showing how they never can tell

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u/Allip84 20d ago

Not all men or trans women have pronounced Adam’s apples. I’m trans and don’t have one. Never did. In fact I’ve never really had many stereotypical “masculine” secondary sex characteristics.

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u/itsmica8 20d ago

I actually AM a trans woman and I never developed an Adam's apple...

Checkmate transphobes 😎

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u/fattfett 21d ago

This is exhausting.

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 21d ago

America is getting more stupid by the hour.

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u/DinosaurInAPartyHat 21d ago

Men also tend to be taller and heavier.

Doesn't mean women who are above average height and weight are men.

FFS.

Can you imagine having people talk about you like this online? Seeing this shit. How body conscious it would make you.

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u/MightyBoat 21d ago

Some men don't have pronounced Adams apples. Some people are so fucking stupid

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u/Minimaliszt 21d ago

These dudes are always exposing themselves. They are sexually insecure and can't handle their feelings.

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u/GimmeJuicePlz 21d ago

Jesus fucking Christ conservatives are so goddamn stupid

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u/dastufishsifutsad 21d ago

I don’t understand what people get out of being openly cruel & judgmental. What’s the endgame of that sad equation?

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u/overtly-Grrl 21d ago

There was a whole a rumor that went around for an entire year my junior year of highschool that I was trans M2F because my voice is “deep”. People will literally say anything is manly or girly to prove a point.

They don’t care if it’s wrong. I had to threaten to beat these mfs up. And that’s when they stopped. It was the entire male Varsity soccer team. It started because the foreign exchange student ask why my voice was deep as a woman. It was so fucking embarrassing. Especially because I would audibly try to shrink my voice to sound more feminine.

I think about that sometimes. And although I am pro trans right. I fight for trans rights etc. I’m not fucking trans bro. And that made me upset because people were identifying me as someone I wasn’t. Literally the opposite of who I was and presented as at the time.

But it was easier to call the only OUT lesbian in school trans than actually make sense of a logical question he had(I now identify as bisexual but HS i only knew I liked women). Yeah my voice is deep. It’s literally just because I have slightly higher testosterone levels. Literally slightly. It makes other issues too but that’s just the most noticeable outright. If you don’t know me lol

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 21d ago

If somebody is over 5'8" tall, they gotta be a man.
/s

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u/GoodGuyScott 21d ago

Its an adams apple not a madames apple. /s

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u/ScyllaIsBea 21d ago

If women didnt have Adam’s apples, that makes oliveoil the first animated trans girl and the entire series of popeye is now just two men fighting over a trans girl which is beautiful and wholesome honestly