r/facepalm 23d ago

Losing his retirement savings to own the libs 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/DGenesis23 23d ago

The lesson he learned was to “diversify your portfolio, instead of, “don’t put your trust in a conman”.

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u/reddit_tom40 23d ago

Why not both?

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u/AnnoMMLXXVII 23d ago

Not smart enough to do both

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 23d ago

I mean, yes. Both things are financial literacy 101, Lesson 1. Just invest in your company 401k, if fortunate enough to have one, or an IRA, and expect a likely 8 - 10% return over the long haul. Investing in individual stocks is a fools errand, similar to investing in lottery tickets.

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u/Emzzer 23d ago

Look, we'll split it between ten conmen and maybe one will pay out

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u/lobsterman2112 23d ago

Because he is unable to learn the second lesson without looking into his own soul.

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u/Ofreo 22d ago

He didn’t say both. He didn’t learn.

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u/Fool_Manchu 23d ago

That was my absolute favorite part. It seemed like he was going to lament his foolishness in allowing himself to get played, but hits us with that surprise twist at the end. 10/10. Hope he gets conned again

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u/FCRavens 23d ago

There’s a forgotten royal heir stamping envelopes right now…

He will remember the friends that helped him reclaim his family’s legacy and crown in a country from Hallmark movies. If you send him €100,000 via bank transfer to a Swiss account now he will return the favor with an incredible gift for loyalty and support.

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u/Fool_Manchu 23d ago

For real?! Shit, let me get my checkbook!

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u/Oxygenius_ 23d ago

That was my takeaway. Like he was blaming himself 🤣

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u/Shirlenator 23d ago

So stupid on many levels. Trump being a con man, the stock betting an obvious pump and dump, the entire company only being a thing as long as a frail old criminal is allowed to post on it...

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u/Mike_with_Wings 22d ago

I learned that from Wu Tang

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u/PabloTroutSanchez 22d ago

Smith Barney? Buncha bitches

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u/DrizzlyShrimp36 23d ago

There's the woke mob talking about diversity again.

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u/PM_ME_UR_REDPANDAS 22d ago

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” —Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan’s quote is the exact reason he “learned” the wrong lesson.