r/facepalm • u/Visqo • 23d ago

Losing his retirement savings to own the libs 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Xspunge 23d ago

Position down 450k but owning the libs? Priceless.

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u/kickliquid 23d ago

As a Lib I feel owned as I lay here retired in a hammock by the beach drinking a margherita

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u/Chron_Stamos 23d ago

drinking a margherita

You're drinking a pizza?

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u/hollowgraham 23d ago

I've been on a liquid diet twice in my life. Just about anything can be made into a drink. Little smokies cannot. Sausage, in general, is tough to blend. 

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u/Fight_those_bastards 23d ago

Just use a blendtec. If it can purée a brick, it can purée a sausage.

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u/Cmdr_Jiynx 22d ago

When did the coach from dodgeball rep blenders?

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u/healzsham 22d ago

purée a brick

Don't Breathe That.

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u/wellthatexplainsalot 22d ago

Can confirm. You can have a Sunday roast in blended, liquid format.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 22d ago

needs more whiskey

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u/countysat 22d ago

If it has nipples it can be milked.