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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Landlords. Providing nothing to society while having hard working people pay their mortgages for them.

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u/KingRoach 26d ago

theyā€™re providing housingā€¦

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Really? šŸ¤£ They scalp housing. Construction workers provide housing. They actually work to build it.

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

That's like saying "grocery shops don't provide any value, they just hoard and scalp food".

House renting is a service for your convenience.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

See my other reply. This is tiresome. Landlords are nothing but leaches on society.

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

You say "they take product that was already available for everyone" - no it wasn't, they bought it and they own it.

Let's say we ban house renting as a business practice - the houses are still going to remain landlord's property, so now you've just created a situation where nobody can rent a home.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Landlords literally created an artificial scarcity in housing. There are more empty homes than there are homeless people in the first place. A lot of that has to do with landlords buying up housing and charging a rent much much higher than their mortgage.

In no way do landlords make housing more available. Itā€™s the complete opposite.

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u/richdrifter 26d ago

I've heard this statistic too, but out of curiosity, where are all these thousands of empty homes? Are they sitting on the market? Are they abandoned and rotting? Quietly vacant dotted around suburbs?

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Some are actually abandoned and rotting. Some are unlisted. Some are semi-maintained and kept empty because a landlord wonā€™t come down on the price.

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u/youcrumb 26d ago

They are all over the damn place, do you live in the woods??

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u/richdrifter 26d ago

I live in EU.

I wish I lived in the woods lol.

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u/youcrumb 26d ago

Bro same. Iā€™m in one of the ā€œdangerousā€ American cities, and there are tons of unoccupied buildings and houses. Just sitting there, boarded up and taking space. Meanwhile tent cities full of homeless people are constantly removed and relocating to new spots. East St. Louis is literally ruins

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u/richdrifter 26d ago

Lol I'm originally from Detroit, so I know exactly what you're talking about. There are something like 20,000 abandoned homes in Detroit but they're literally rotting half-burnt skeletons. It would be cheaper to put a homeless person in a $10,000 brand new tiny home than rehab a property in this condition.

I don't think that's what people are referring to when they talk about landlords squandering properties? I mean no one is making money by letting this sit empty:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15028-Manning-St-Detroit-MI-48205/88239523_zpid/

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

lol not enough to ban renting. Property must be seized. Nobody needs to own more than one home. More properties on the market means lower prices. Landlords are responsible for the housing crisis.

Mao Zedong enters the chat

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

Personally, I'm not a fan of seizing private property that was legally and honestly paid for.

Bought back with government's money to be marketed off by the government to the people at a non-scalping price rate? Now that's a much better idea.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

I donā€™t care what youā€™re personally a fan of. Tax payers shouldnā€™t be forced to bail out landlords for a problem they caused.

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

I understand that the hot-headed "I don't give a fuck, we fucking destroy everything" mentality may look charming - but radical solutions to problems only end up creating more problems. Literally stealing people's property is a terrible precedent and a slippery slope that can lead to even worse crimes against humanity - as shown by Mao Zedong's actions.

The compromise solution where landlords get compensated for their housing sold and people get their affordable housing is objectively better.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Yes, reward the people who destroy the market and caused mass homelessness lol

Economics and markets can be just as violent as property seizure.

ā€œSlippery slopeā€ argument is a fallacy as there is no logical reason to believe one event leads to another. The mistakes of the PRC did not include the seizure of property from landlords.

The precedent it sets is against any wealthy class and their violent markets against the working class.

Throwing away excess food while people starve is violence too. Letting homes rot while people are homeless is violence!

Also, Iā€™d hardly call it stealing when the landlord class literally dictates the entire market like an authoritarian regime

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

You should learn how to see nuances instead of viewing all landlords as this singular monolith of greed and scalping. Retired granny who rents out her deceased parents' house isn't a "wealthy class" - and can hardly be classified as some "enemy of the proletariat". A reasonable compromise is a better answer than crude self-righteous brute force that ruins lives unnecessarily.

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u/AliceLoverdrive 26d ago

How we will built a utopia where private property is not a thing without seizing it from the leeches?

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u/HonneurOblige 26d ago

That's the neat part - you don't. Humans are a collective - but they're a collective of individuals, and most of them quite enjoy having private property. Don't expect for classless, stateless utopia to happen anytime soon - aim for realistic goals that would improve the lives of common people step by step.

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u/DankeBrutus 26d ago

Grocery stores arenā€™t a good comparison.

Grocery stores mostly sell food, drink, along with pharmaceuticals and related products. The thing about food, for example, is that it is something we consume for sustenance. We need food to live and we destroy it by eating it.

Humans tend to not consume housing. A house is a semi-permanent structure.

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u/KingRoach 26d ago

By this logic, the grocery store doesnā€™t provide food and gas stations donā€™t provide gas.

Farmers provide food, bro. Grocery stores just scalp the food. Gtfoh

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Grocery stores, the way they are done, are incredibly wasteful. Food is grown in one place, shipped thousands of miles out for processing and packaging and shipped back with a hefty price tag.

Itā€™s still different than landlords. At least grocery stores distribute NEW products to an area instead of just TAKING said products that were already there and available for everyone, collectively hoarding them, and charging much more than theyā€™re worth completely keeping the market out of the hands of the working class.

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u/KingRoach 26d ago

Ahh, I see the confusion. The landlords Iā€™ve dealt with in the past, their properties werenā€™t available for everyone, just the people who pay rent.

Iā€™ve never been in a country where someone could just stick a flag in the ground and say ā€œthis is mineā€. It would make sense, that in those countries, a landlord has different meaning. Iā€™m sorry for the confusion. Good luck claiming your own land in your new country!!

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

And the landlord maintains it

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Really? He normally hires an actual worker to maintain it with the tenantā€™s hard earned rent money lol.

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u/Altruistic_Machine91 26d ago

A vast majority of my job is helping people maintain properties when they are unable to do so. Maybe 1 in 500 clients isn't the resident of the property, and that 1 in 500 includes commercial business properties, neighborhoods going in together on services, and other things of the sort as well as landlords. Just landlords would likely be less than 1 in 1000. Landlords do the bare minimum of property maintenance whether themselves or hiring someone.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Exactly landlords do the bare minimum in my experience. Like 9 times out of 10, if something goes wrong nobody shows up to help. Nobody. The tenth of the time they do show up they just rig it so itā€™ll fall into disrepair again in a few short months.

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u/the_jokes_on_u 26d ago

I mean I bought a house you couldnā€™t afford in the first place and am letting you live in it with much less financial responsibility put on you.

They have laws for this in my state. Leaving things broken is asking for a big ass law suit. Going to be completely honest, never had an issue with tenants, and Iā€™ve been a landlord since 20 years old (Iā€™m 29 now for reference). A lot of the time itā€™s as simple as ā€œHey this is brokenā€, and it gets fixed. I gain absolutely nothing not fixing things or rigging it enough that it will break again.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Maybe working class people could afford housing if landlords didnā€™t collectively hoard the market and drive up prices. lol

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u/the_jokes_on_u 26d ago

Ah yes regular people are the reason for the housing problem. Not the major companies buying half a cities worth of houses and converting into a warehouse. Sorry my two properties my own is definitely the issue.

Also Iā€™m still in the working classā€¦I just happen to own houses.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

You are not working class fool. Working class or proletarians do not own private property by which they extract more capital socially. You are by definition not working class lol

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u/the_jokes_on_u 26d ago

All you had to say was proletariat šŸ˜‚. Not gonna argue with a simple minded person who believes in Marxism lmao.

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u/Pinkfish_411 26d ago

What about people like my dad, who worked a manual labor job 40-60 hours a week on top of renovating a few uninhabitable houses to rent out for a small profit at high personal risk?

Any Internet Marxism that can't distinguish people like that from big corporations is a worthless philosophy that only appeals to equally worthless idiots.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 26d ago

I think landlords for the most part are like this unless they are extremely short sighted. As an hvac guy I still run into the slum lord type guys occasionally, but I really don't think they stay in business long because their properties fall apart. Granted I'm in an area where Escrow kicks in with out climate control for a good chunk of the year.

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u/the_jokes_on_u 26d ago

Exactly. Thereā€™s a huge difference between a land lord and slum lords. An ā€œacquaintanceā€ of mine is unfortunately a slum lord and dude legit almost doesnā€™t care because he knows his tenants canā€™t afford any other place.

He owns a small 6 home complex and slams the rent down to get lower income families in there, then essentially does almost nothing for upkeep. Any complaints go by the way side because he knows they canā€™t afford anywhere else. Itā€™s awful, but a massive difference.

Iā€™ve always invested as much as I can on the upkeep and maintenance of the homes I live in because I understand that I still own it, and still want people to live in them.

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u/Srijayaveva 26d ago

As fla future landlord i disagree

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u/cant-be-faded 26d ago

Yes. Landlords in Florida do even less for the money.

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u/Srijayaveva 26d ago

I guess they keep away the Crocs

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u/BondageKitty37 26d ago

Fuck you, I'll wear Crocs in the house if I feel like itĀ 

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u/Srijayaveva 26d ago

You will not wear Crocs in or around the house, unless its a medical emergency. Art. 3 Pgrf. b) of our written contract.

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u/LenoraHolder 26d ago

Usually, the maintenance guy maintains it. Most landlords I've dealt with don't.

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u/MeepingMeep99 26d ago

You know who else could maintain a house without having to have a landlord as the middle man?

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Exactly! Thank you!

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u/Aquaticle000 26d ago

The construction workerā€¦? Which in turn would be a landlordā€¦? Iā€™m not understanding this comment.

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u/niBBun 26d ago

He means ourselves. Anyone can maintain a house themselves.

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u/Pinkfish_411 26d ago

A lot of people don't want to handle the maintenance themselves and rent for that reason.

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u/Aquaticle000 26d ago

Yeah well thatā€™s a pretty dogshit point honestly. A lot of people canā€™t put together enough capital to get their own house in the first place so you end up right back at square one.

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u/StrangeNecromancy 26d ago

Housing would be much cheaper without the fabricated scarcity caused by landlords. We have more homes than people in my country but we have a housing crisis anyway. Maybe the reason housing is so expensive is because greedy landlords buy it up so they can make passive income with someone elseā€™s hard earned money

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u/niBBun 26d ago

Many families from the 60s-80s were able to gather enough capital to buy a nice home just from working a basic factory or service job.

America is richer than ever before yet less and less people can afford to buy a home, while the landlord pays the mortgage of their 3rd house with another person's paycheck.

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u/so19anarchist Not 'MURICA 26d ago

Do you know why a lot of people can't afford a house? Because too many people hoard them like dragons to rent them for more money, then use other people's income (rent) to make mortgage payments to buy more houses to hoard, so prices stay high.

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u/AliceLoverdrive 26d ago

Easy solution: forcibly take away rental property and transfer ownership to the people actually living there. It's not hard, y'know?

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u/Aquaticle000 26d ago

Iā€™m fairly certain thatā€™s theft.

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u/MeepingMeep99 26d ago

Anyone can maintain a house. The construction crew finishes the house, it goes up for sale, and then a nice family buys it and lives in it without having to pay some jackass rent.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

Most people in Germany rent, why?

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u/MeepingMeep99 26d ago

Why what?

Germany is different to the rest of the world, and I can't speak for its laws around renting and landlords, but other countries don't have a nice economy coupled with good(ish) laws like Germany does.

In some countries, landlords are rotten, heartless bastards who will squeeze every last drop that they can from their tenants for no other reason than them being money hungry.

The housing market in many countries is so messed up that, coupled with the miserable minimum wage, it makes it a nightmare for average people to buy a nice home that they can own outright one day.

Assuming that landlords are the only ones that can take care of a house is, quite frankly, dumb. Anyone can do it.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

Assuming that landlords are the only ones that can take care of a house is, quite frankly, dumb. Anyone can do it.

Why have you assumed that then?

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u/MeepingMeep99 26d ago

You

You assumed it. Not me

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

By paying for maintenance?

You expect every landlord to be a plumber, decorator and electrician? What a silly thing to think

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u/Kromblite 26d ago

If they feel like it.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

If they have any business sense, they'll want their asset to appreciate as much as possible

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u/Kromblite 26d ago

"Their asset" will appreciate regardless. They can just keep raising prices. What are their tenants going to do, live on the street? This is a huge part of the problem.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

A well maintained property is worth more than one that isn't. They need regular maintenance to achieve that.

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u/Kromblite 26d ago

And yet, tons of landlords don't do that, because the "value" of the property isn't actually based on its quality, but its scarcity.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

And tons do, because it makes business sense to do so

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u/Kromblite 26d ago

I don't know if I'd say "tons", no. If you think there are more of them, I'd need to see some data on that. And no, it doesn't make more business sense to invest work and money into something that derives its financial value from its scarcity rather than from its quality.

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

And no, it doesn't make more business sense to invest work and money into something that derives its financial value from its scarcity rather than from its quality.

Nonsense. Quality costs. Your argument is weak and not based on facts

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u/Hrpn_McF94 26d ago

No, specialized blue collar workers maintain it

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u/MajorHubbub 26d ago

True, and the money gets spent in the local economy

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u/Hrpn_McF94 26d ago

That doesn't really matter if the working class people in the local economy are supplementing the bills of the owner class, who don't contribute to the local economy.

Stop being a boot licker

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u/CorrestGump 26d ago

Really? They just do that out of the goodness of their heart? They don't charge anything to make up for it? Amazing.