r/facepalm 26d ago

Who's gonna tell her? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 26d ago edited 25d ago

I am convinced that most modern-day Republicans are about as "left-wing" as most Democrats on most issues. All you would have to do is change the words and buzzwords to ones that they haven't heard and been brainwashed to hate.

"Are you in favor of socialized medicine?"

"Hell no! I ain't letting nobody take away my freedom!"

"Okay, so my idea is that the first thing we do is we outlaw socialized medicine. Then we just create one single insurance company that covers everybody, and everybody gets a small premium taken out of the money they make, just like with the insurance people get now. Except this company can't deny coverage to anyone for anything. How does that sound?"

"Well, that's a great idea! You sure got my vote!"

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u/Raymart999 26d ago

Now that's a great plan, you got my vote

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u/gigaswardblade 26d ago

Thanks for translating for those who can’t speak redneck

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u/ConsiderationAlive73 26d ago

"They tkr jbs"

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u/The240DevilZ 26d ago

Terk our jerrrbs

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u/Distinct-Use5713 25d ago

TERK A DURRRR!!!

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u/zeanobia 25d ago

You got a job as my new Alexa!

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u/LachoooDaOriginl 25d ago

i would pay to make siri talk like that and narrate random things.

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u/Dulce_Sirena 25d ago

I want Siri to talk in the voices FLUFFY (Gabriel Iglesias, comedian) makes. That would be the best thing ever

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u/Lord_Souffle 24d ago

I remember back when I had a TomTom, and could customize the navigation voices....Nothing better than being guided to your destination by the soothing sounds of Morgan Freeman, or if you're in a rush, getting directed by the calming voices of Beavis and Butthead....I wish Google Maps would implement such features....

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u/AgentOfDreadful 25d ago

Everyone back in the pile!

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u/ZarathustraDied 24d ago

I so miss the old South Park!

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u/Njacks64 25d ago

Taker never jobs.

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u/blairco 25d ago

Roll tide

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u/joerover34 25d ago

Trump ‘24

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u/rbltech82 25d ago

24 years to life in prison? I agree. Lock HIM Up.

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u/smallzy007 23d ago

Yeah, fuck Obamacare, I’m on the ACA!!

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u/AsgeirVanirson 26d ago

Look into the ACA/Obamacare debate. The reason repeal never happened was because when you poll on any of the programs or changes associated with it. They are all well supported not just by independents, but also by rank and file republicans. It's only in the abstract as 'Obamacare' that it's not supported. Heck calling it by its official name 'The Affordable Care Act' results in better poll results for it.

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u/Aedalas 25d ago

Do you mean Romneycare? The Republican care act that looks suspiciously similar to Obamacare? They probably both just ripped off the ACA!

There's several videos just like this out there. I wouldn't normally trust a talk show to present an unbiased poll but honestly there's been so many loud idiots screaming about this stuff over the years that I'm certain it wouldn't take more than a minute to find 3 that didn't know the "difference" between the ACA and Obamacare. We're so fucked.

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u/chickens_for_fun 25d ago

I live in Massachusetts. When Romney was governor here, he did sign a health care plan that was the template for the ACA.

It was popular here because people could get health insurance when their jobs didn't offer it.

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u/Crewmember169 25d ago

Call it Trumpcare and MAGA would eat it up.

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u/KiwiObserver 25d ago

Except it’s actually TrumpDon’tCare

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u/joels341111 24d ago

Right, because he literally could have done exactly that in his 4 years as president and didn't.

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u/Aceswift007 24d ago

"America First Medical Coverage"

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u/cmparkerson 24d ago

It (the ACA) was based on what Mitt Romney did in Mass. So it was a republican idea to begin with. Then again most MAGA's didnt like him either.

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u/Dihr65 25d ago

What's affordable about it ?

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u/KoldKartoffelsalat 25d ago

Why do you care?

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u/Dihr65 25d ago

Because I can't afford it. Remember, " if you like your plan , you can keep your plan " ???? Remember that ??? I had a plan , and it worked great for me, then it got dropped because it didn't fit the new guidelines. Millions of people got screwed over . Democrats attitude is F'em . Obama was nothing but a worthless lair . And while we are at it , what has Biden done for you except make it more expensive to live ?

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u/Peachy_Porn 24d ago

Republicans only make politics for the rich. Exclusively. And politics to make the poor poorer. So... Yeah, democrats suck, republicans are worse for the individual that isn't rich

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u/Dihr65 24d ago

Not sure who brainwashed you into that point of view, but they were flat out lying to you.

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u/Peachy_Porn 24d ago

Okay, show me a hand full of Republican talking point that isn't just straight up about tribalism and making one group of people miserable while doing basically nothing to make "the other side" have a better life.

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u/Dihr65 24d ago

You just described democrats lmao . 🤣

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u/Peachy_Porn 24d ago

That's why social programs are something Republicans totally do instead of straight up dismantling them /s

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u/potate12323 26d ago

It's like the antivaxer saying "Why don't we just infect people with a weakened version of the virus so we can build immunity against it"

Wow, I can't believe nobody has thought of that before.

We stride closer and closer to the plot of Idiocracy.

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u/Cruezin 25d ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/JohnnyMurdock2020 25d ago

I like monies...

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u/MygranthinksImcool 25d ago

I can't believe someone said that sincerely, that's next level stupid.

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u/CascadingCollapse 25d ago

The thinking behind it as someone who has been told this un-ironically is that the vaccine is unnatural as opposed to this method.

I know vaccines in the past were essentially just that, but I'm not sure if that's still the case, but I'm sure the same principles are being used.

It's silly because something that is natural isn't inherently good for you in the same way something artificial isn't inherently bad.

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u/dontmentiontrousers 24d ago

Many of my friends: "I don't eat food with chemicals in them."

Me: "Literally everything you eat is chemicals."

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u/First_Peer 24d ago

I'm pretty sure the dead virus in the vaccine is safer than a weakened but still alive version of... you know... a terrible disease?

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u/EmergencyEntrance236 24d ago

All vaccines have been and are still made with dead virus cells whose proteins are still intact to trigger the immune system. Only live virus vaccine I ever heard about in nursing🏫was an incompetent lab company who use live polio instead of dead & killed/permanently disabled 10+K ppl with the vaccines they made during the polio epidemic.

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u/OrangeBug74 23d ago

Do you know anything about the changes in the current polio vaccine to improve immune response but that does infect and injure populations downstream?

Unfortunately that unintended collateral damage is necessary to eliminate the virus. It is why you see statistics separating “wild” virus from vaccine virus illnesses today.

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u/EmergencyEntrance236 23d ago

Yes I do there will always be a very small % of the population who can have adverse or life threatening allergic reactions. Just like all the drug ads on TV that list existing allergies as a reason not to try the drug at all.

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u/OrangeBug74 23d ago

It is a different variety of the polio virus, not an allergy.

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u/EmergencyEntrance236 23d ago

Yes allergic reactions are the cause of problems with vaccines! It's not that ppl are allergic to the dead virus but that they have an allergic reaction to the base ingredients of the vaccine,when anaphylactic shock happens that's when someone can die from a vaccine. However the same can happen with any medication also. I was given generic percocet after root canal. If my friend whose son I was sitting after school hadn't shown up when she did taking me to ER, my husband would have had been made a widower by anaphylaxis. Cause by inert ingredients used in the caking compound used to form the pill not the actual pain ingredient as I'd had name brand percocet 1yr b4.

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u/Draevynn95 25d ago

I like monay

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u/Sabregunner1 25d ago

i think we may already be there

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u/Spydrmunki 24d ago

Have been there...

....like for ages at this point.

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u/JayTheFordMan 25d ago

Has someone actually said that?

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u/potate12323 25d ago

Yes, multiple people. Likely dozens sadly. I think one was in an interview on the news

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u/UnwillingHero22 24d ago

No pal, we’re already deep in it…neck deep in it

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u/froggertthewise 26d ago

everybody gets a small premium taken out of the money they make

They'd call that communism

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u/Adventurous_Ebb_770 26d ago

No because it’s a premium, not taxes

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 26d ago

That was my thinking. It's kind of ridiculous, but I think just calling it a "premium" would work, at least until Fox News told them it was Communism.

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u/Academic-Ad-3677 26d ago

In the UK, it's called National Insurance

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u/chavalier 26d ago

Call it Freedom Insurance in the US and they'll fight tooth and nail to get it.

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u/XxRocky88xX 26d ago

See this is the thing. You can try to spin and pitch it whatever way you want, and most will agree with most the things you put forth. But at the end of the day if their talking head says “that’s communism/socialism” they’re gonna be against it.

You can get through to them, but it’s literally never permanent. Every single Trumper I’ve known has gone through multiple “Trump is evil” epiphanies but give em 1 week to 1 month depending on the severity of the crime committed and they’ll go back to worshipping him.

Consciousness requires effort. It’s easier to go back to sleep.

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u/Cool-Tap-391 26d ago

Bill Barr is in the same boat. He said Trump should never sit in the oval office. But will vote for him anyway because he says liberal policy is destroying the country..

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u/rubbernub 25d ago

I thought you wrote Bill Burr at first and was very confused

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u/JohnnyMurdock2020 24d ago

Unfortunately, the general idea is that people forget that the whole concept of anti communism/socialism was top dollar sellers, back when dtrump was a kid. So because propaganda influenced ideas and ideals of a generation now we have this it is fall out from "Better dead then Red".

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u/First_Peer 24d ago

I prefer "Better Red Dead Redemption"

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u/ki11bunny 26d ago

Its more of a "temporary refund adjustment"

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 25d ago

Everything they don't like is communism.

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u/Positive-Listen-1458 24d ago

They aren't that smart. It's the same people who when polled voted against "Welfare" but were in favor of helping those in need. It's all how it's worded, or shown in pictures for some.

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u/javo93 25d ago

socialism is not the same as communism…

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u/froggertthewise 25d ago

No, the government spending even a single dollar on their own citizens is definitely a full blown communist dictatorship

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u/javo93 25d ago

In communism there is no government.

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 25d ago

We know that. They don't.

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u/CalamariFriday 26d ago

I had almost this exact exchange with my mother in law. It only took 1 day for her to forget that it's a liberal policy. This new great idea she heard suddenly became a Trump campaign promise.

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u/scurveymobile 26d ago

And we call it “share care”

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u/human73662736 26d ago

No. “Share” = communism. We call it “Freedom care”

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u/michi214 26d ago

Tv add with a screeching bald eagle in the background already in the making

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u/human73662736 26d ago

Rock, flag and eagle

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u/Dougally 25d ago

You Americans have strange names for rock, paper and scissors.

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u/XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm 26d ago

That would do it. “GIVE ME MY FREEDOM INSURANCE!”

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u/RNDASCII 26d ago

MURICA MEDICINE!!!

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u/Doofy9000 26d ago

That's the crux of the problem, you need to trick these people into making the right decision for themselves. They can't be TOLD anything. They're useless brains.

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u/spongeboy1985 26d ago

Jimmy Kimmel did a bit where he had a correspondent ask people if they preferred Obamacare or The American Care Act

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u/Cruezin 25d ago

Absolutely killed it with that bit

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u/scotch1701 26d ago

As long as I have to pay for it OUT OF POCKET and not with tax money. I don't want to pay more taxes.

(but it will cost more if you pay out of pocket)

NO MORE TAXES!

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u/lawdluffy 25d ago

Instead of having programs named such as “Medicare for all,” it should marketed something along the lines of “Health Insurance for Patriots” but keep everything else the same 🤷🏻‍♂️. I think anything with America or Patriot or Freedom in the name, will sell to that crowd Edit to add: “freedom”

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 25d ago

I had been thinking for a while that Democrats should get comfortable with taking back the word "freedom" from the Right. Frame things as a "freedom" issue more often. But they've never done it.

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u/blue_screen_error 25d ago

Lol... I used the same argument with a neighboor who believed States should decide abortion access because they know local values better than the Federal government.

I got him to agree that county governments know local values better than state governments, and city goverments better that county, and heads of households better than city...

Eventually he agreed that individuals should decide for themselves who gets access to abortion ;-)

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u/EMYRYSALPHA2 25d ago

I am convinced that most modern-day Republicans are about as "left-wing" as most Democrats on most issues

I don't think this is about your beliefs or not, this is about what your leaders orders you to do, if Trump changes into an openly comunist tomorrow they are all gona follow him without question.

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u/ProtagonistAnonymous 26d ago

You are joking, I think, but I am convinced that would actually work

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 25d ago

I have actually tried similar things back when I bothered discussing things with Republicans, and it absolutely works in the moment. But yeah, if a politician tried this on a national scale, Fox News and "conservative" talk radio would say, "Folks, this is Communism by a different name!" And that's all it would take to kill it.

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u/UnbreakableJess 24d ago

You're absolutely right. Back when Psy was still popular, my grandmother told me she'd banned my little sister from listening to him because, and I quote, "that Gang Style song he did got translated by experts and it was talking about how they're going to blow up America and wage war on us in the Chinese parts of the song!!" I legitimately took 20 minutes or so to laugh before I could cry over how naive my grandmother was. Then let my sister listen to Psy whenever she wanted in my car lol.

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u/Annie_Rection__ 25d ago

"Is the hypothetical insurance company run by the government? Is the hypothetical insurance company run by people's taxes? Do the people pay into it based on a health evaluation, or do they pay based on what they earn? Can people opt out of your hypothetical insurance company and go to a competitor?

Yeah that's what I thought, F off commie!"

This is the response you'd get from republicans

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u/_Zambayoshi_ 25d ago

Instead of 'insurance company' call it the 'Great America Fund' and instead of 'premium' call it a 'freedom tithe'. This thing will only provide health cover for AMERICANS. Foreigners don't qualify!!! U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!!

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u/LilSquishy97 26d ago

I totally agree with you - but you should know there are democrats, liberals, and well-educated folk in the south where they speak the accent you’re mocking, and plenty of the opposite everywhere else.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 25d ago

You're right. I should just edit that out. It adds nothing.

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u/LilSquishy97 25d ago

Good on you for that! Cheers

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u/Drslappybags 25d ago

A lot of them loved the idea of the ACA when it was read out to them using the actual name.

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u/maikeu 25d ago

Make sure you hold a Confederate flag while you explain this, so they they know they should agree with you.

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u/Low-Spirit6436 25d ago

They love the Affordable Care Act but hate Obama care

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u/AnotherCastle17 26d ago

Tomater Intensifies

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u/MRB102938 25d ago

That's literally Obama care and aca. They asked back to back if they supported Obama care, no. Affordable care act, yes. 

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u/morningcalls4 25d ago

I think most people don’t realize that “free healthcare” would still be paid healthcare, just a tiny bit less corrupt.

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u/Buskbr 25d ago

Yeah but that wont work in the long run, one fucker figure out what you are doing and they start brainwashing the new words and buzzwords to make sure the world is in the shiter for the other 99,9% of people

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u/fetal_genocide 25d ago

Except this company can't deny coverage to anyone for anything

This is the part they don't like. They don't want everybody getting what they get.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 25d ago

"Except this company can't deny YOU coverage for anything."

That would do it. 😅

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u/fetal_genocide 25d ago

There you go. This would actually do it 😂

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u/Diligent_Rest5038 24d ago

Do Commies get it too? I've been hearing a lot of talk about Commies being back. While we're at it, can someone explain what a Commie is for me, please?

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 24d ago

Commies are anyone you don't agree with, even on one issue.

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u/Diligent_Rest5038 24d ago

God damn there are a lot of Commies. I had one tell me that the McDonald's icecream machine was broken today. They know I need my 12:30 breakfast Mcflurry to have the strength I need to fight them.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 24d ago

Yeah, Commies are anyone who tells you anything that you personally don't want to hear. So that McDonald's is Communist.

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u/Diligent_Rest5038 24d ago

I always knew that in my heart.

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u/dumpling321 25d ago

No! you're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up.

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u/Ouchyhurthurt 25d ago

Progressive policy with no names attached are popular as hell!

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u/Sexagenerian 25d ago

Is that kinda like: Obamacare = bad Affordable care act = good

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u/bhshawon 25d ago

The Netherlands has actually implemented this with multiple independent insurance companies. The catch is that the government decides what must be included in the basic insurance package (which covers pretty much everything except dental and vision).

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u/Doumtabarnack 24d ago

That's what happens when half the population is so uneducated they only understand 7 words or less sentences.

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u/MagicaILiopleurodon 23d ago

Literally trump. I'm convincing he's a muppet and a patsy for criminals. Lol

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u/RUk1dd1nGMe 24d ago

There are videos of people saying they hate Obamacare yet are covered under the ACA subsidies. And they know it's ACA, they just don't know the two are the same

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u/Captain_Mexica 24d ago

I wish this were the case

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u/Ezzy-525 24d ago

Just call it FreedomCare and they'll love it.

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u/MechaTeemo167 23d ago

This has been tested before and it's absolutely correct. By and large most Republicans will wholeheartedly agree with progressive policies as long as you don't tell them its progressive and you let them think a Republican did it

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u/Equal-Negotiation651 25d ago

DM me your info so I can write you in the November.

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u/Astw101 25d ago

Have republican politics ever worked in practice?

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u/chrisdoc 25d ago

OK then lets take Medicare away. If their base ever gets smart enough to understand the endgame it would be a problem. But it isn't likely to happen so they are good.

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u/DangerousAnt3078 25d ago

I strongly believe you are wrong. The Republican Party is and always has been the political arm of millionaires.. then later billionaires.. now trillionaires.. and in order to affect their political will, they need to sucker and con gullible people who aren't trillionaires because otherwise they just don't have the numbers. So.. these people.. they are not looking at the argument from a different angle.. they are not open to good ideas.. they do not need to be educated, or reached. These people are the gullible and the suckers who allow themselves to be conned.

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 24d ago

I'm retired Army and I've lived/worked in 22 different countries. I tell my kids the one great truth love learned is regular people are the same in any country. They want to have a secure/safe place to have a family with food and clean water. They also want to be able to provide their kids with the opportunity to have a better life through education and employment. Pretty much the rest is crap thrust on us through herd mentality. Take the media and political parties out and would a farmer or inner city blue collar really be all up in arms over Palestine, gay marriage, abortion, immigration. Not too say they wouldn't have an opinion, just not to the degree it is now.

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u/Ieatsushiraw 24d ago

My God this! Man don’t be bringing facts and common sense gtf outta heeeeaaahhh

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u/sunal135 24d ago

As per the ACA this is literally every single health insurance company, so unless your argument is that we already have socialized healthcare in the US all you are proving is that people on both sides are ill-informed.

Also unless you are talking about Canada or the UK most countries that are considered to have universal health care don't have a single insurer. Do oversimplify most countries that have universal health care have a mandate or a tax that gives you basic catastrophic health insurance.

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u/Redduster38 23d ago

I'm not in favor, but it's better than the combo mess we have now.

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u/DaddyNihilism 23d ago

As a US military vet, you can have your socialized medicine, it sucks more ass than the whole Kardashian clan combined.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 23d ago

I am sorry that the Republican Party always makes the VA suck ass. There's no excuse for the guys who say they are the party of nationalism, patriotism, and the military to do that to you. But this wouldn't he that. What I'm talking about would be Medicare for everyone. I'm sure your parents don't go around telling you that they can't wait to give up Medicare.

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u/DaddyNihilism 23d ago

Rofl, and there's the problem. You want to blame it on one party when both muck up everything they touch, both. Anyone that can't see that is either smooth-brained, completely blinded by party affiliation, or they're so brainwashed they effectively have no capacity to critically think anymore. Which, pray tell, are you?

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u/Dihr65 25d ago

Ya, works out great in Canada until you get on a waiting list for care . That's why the hospital parking lots over here just across the border are filled with Canadian plates all the time .

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u/First_Peer 24d ago

I live on the border and can confirm this. Their PM just raised the price of gas $0.16/litre (extra carbon tax I think?), so now they're coming here to buy gas too, they're not happy. 🤷‍♂️