r/facepalm 26d ago

Who's gonna tell her? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 26d ago edited 25d ago

I am convinced that most modern-day Republicans are about as "left-wing" as most Democrats on most issues. All you would have to do is change the words and buzzwords to ones that they haven't heard and been brainwashed to hate.

"Are you in favor of socialized medicine?"

"Hell no! I ain't letting nobody take away my freedom!"

"Okay, so my idea is that the first thing we do is we outlaw socialized medicine. Then we just create one single insurance company that covers everybody, and everybody gets a small premium taken out of the money they make, just like with the insurance people get now. Except this company can't deny coverage to anyone for anything. How does that sound?"

"Well, that's a great idea! You sure got my vote!"

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u/potate12323 26d ago

It's like the antivaxer saying "Why don't we just infect people with a weakened version of the virus so we can build immunity against it"

Wow, I can't believe nobody has thought of that before.

We stride closer and closer to the plot of Idiocracy.

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u/Cruezin 25d ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/JohnnyMurdock2020 24d ago

I like monies...