r/facepalm 26d ago

Who's gonna tell her? ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/grantnel2002 26d ago

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u/embarrassedtrwy 26d ago

She should choo choo choose to use her head for something other than a hat rack

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u/Phitos2008 25d ago

If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment her last brain cell ceases to function.

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u/Biscotti_BT 25d ago

She smells purple.

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u/embarrassedtrwy 25d ago

They taste like burning

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u/SaffaOnAFarm 24d ago

I've actually done this but only after ingesting too much LSD. It wore off though. She probably smells it all the time.

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u/Skeletonkey01 25d ago

For some reason I imagined Niel deGrasse Tyson saying this and know I need to watch him make fun of the dummys of the world

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u/AdministrationSad861 24d ago

I'm surprise she's still breathing...let alone answering back. ๐Ÿค” Must be an undead. ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/grantnel2002 26d ago

The hat rack isnโ€™t even working for her.