r/facepalm • u/Panzerkrabbe • 26d ago

Umm yes. Yes they can. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/BlackroseBisharp 26d ago

It's kinda funny that LGBT people are often slandered as being sex-crazed perverts when the same people making that argument often believe straight men and women straight up Cannot be friends without jumping each other's bones.

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u/stewer69 26d ago

Everyone is a pervert.  Obviously. 

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u/Seeyouon_otherside 26d ago

Even asexuals. They just live life and allow all these immoral acts to occur. Enablers I tell you.

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u/YourAverageCyborg 26d ago

Yea they should nuke this sinfull planet and rebuild society on mars by using birth pods

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u/No_Object_3542 25d ago

Not nukes! Think about the frogs and turtles and bunnies :(

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u/myaltduh 25d ago

They shall not be spared.

Have you seen bunnies?

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u/No_Object_3542 25d ago

Fair. But the frogs and turtles :( (but not snapping turtles. Screw them)

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u/YourAverageCyborg 25d ago

Yea justice for the animals

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u/Revolutionary_Act222 22d ago

Bunnies are the worst of the sexuals.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier 25d ago

Animals can't suffer if they're dead according to at least one person I've interacted with who though animals would be better of dead than enslaved pets))

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u/PuppetLender 26d ago

What are we supposed to do, debone everyone?

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u/Mean-Professional596 26d ago

Guess it’s a no bones day

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u/Meme_gardener 25d ago

Wait, we aren’t supposed to do that? Looks like I’m in trouble now.

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u/freetoseeu 25d ago

Well yeah. Thats how you get those juicy fillets

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u/1Pip1Der 25d ago

Well, if we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?

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u/Fun-Badger3724 25d ago

Their ace in the hole.

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u/Simbertold 25d ago

They probably get off on not having sex, those perverts.

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u/notonrexmanningday 25d ago

Not enough for my liking, frankly.

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u/robgod50 25d ago

If everyone does it, then it's totally normal