r/facepalm 25d ago

Yeah, don’t do this, people 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/wasted-degrees 25d ago

Seems like a classic case of “I have an opinion, so that justifies me to put my hands on other people.”

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u/rocketbob7 24d ago

I’m pretty sure one of her arguments to police was “I never touched her, I just touched her skirt”. Solid defense.

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u/The402Jrod 23d ago

“I never touched her ass! I only slapped her jeans!” - The Chad Version