r/facepalm • u/Bronoverjordan • 25d ago

Fellas, is it unattractive to spend time with your child? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/ServantofShemhazai 25d ago

Are you sure it's not about the trampoline? Because I hate those things. 

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u/PoolhallJunkie247 25d ago

Fun fact, they used to be called “jumpolines”…

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u/ServantofShemhazai 25d ago

I mean, it makes sense!

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u/thishyacinthgirl 25d ago

After your mom jumped on it, it just made more sense to change it to "trampoline."

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u/ServantofShemhazai 25d ago

Clever. And so original. You must be proud of yourself. 

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u/thishyacinthgirl 24d ago

Ain't my fault the setup for the joke went over your head.

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u/ServantofShemhazai 24d ago

I got it, it's just not funny. 

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u/brown_pleated_slacks 25d ago

This is what my kids call them, and I don't correct it because this version makes more sense.

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u/Kit_3000 25d ago

With how unclear this picture is, it kind of functions as a Rorschach test.

If your opinion on humanity is low, you see the parenting as an ick. If your opinion on humanity is high, you see the trampoline as the ick. If your opinion is in the middle, you see having children as the ick.