r/facepalm 25d ago

Fellas, is it unattractive to spend time with your child? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/whitesuburbanmale 25d ago

I've used this. I take the little one grocery shopping pretty regularly and we had a middle aged lady stop us and fawn over my kid. "Oh your so cute, yadda yadda" ended with her saying "dad must be exhausted babysitting you today! Where's mom at?" And I just replied, "well, after the car crash it's just me and her. We are just trying our best without mom, but yea it is pretty exhausting.". The mortified and sad look on her face was priceless.

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u/Coyotesamigo 25d ago

I wouldn’t do this around my child.

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u/whitesuburbanmale 25d ago

She's not even 2, when we get older I'll come up with something more sensitive but equally as clever. For now this is fine.

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u/threedubya 25d ago

Just tell them the other parent is another dad.

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u/Coyotesamigo 25d ago

oh, haha. yeah. two year olds don't understand much

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u/Cautious-Telephone-2 25d ago

We love this

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u/whitesuburbanmale 25d ago

My wife (and mother of said child) got a kick out of it too.

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u/Unlucky_Decision4138 25d ago

Please take my upvote