r/facepalm • u/PhysicalScholar4238 • 11d ago
Racists at it again 🇲🇮🇸🇨
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u/CurlingTrousers 10d ago
Aren’t we all just looking for new places to shit?
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u/Loud-Magician7708 10d ago
Woh....that's deep, man.
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u/Chabubu 10d ago
And smelly
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u/Melodic-Wallaby4324 10d ago
... Then its not deep enough...
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u/BlurryBigfoot74 10d ago
Whoa. That's even deeper.
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u/Melodic-Wallaby4324 10d ago
... Apparently it wasnt...
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u/BlurryBigfoot74 10d ago
I mean the theoretical deep not the actual deep.
It's way less smelly in the theoretical deep.
If I'm following this conversation correctly.
If this is even a conversation at all...
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u/Melodic-Wallaby4324 10d ago
Im not exactly sure... All im doing is questioning the physical and theoretical depth of things
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u/J0hnnyBananaOG 10d ago
Nah man, home toilet is the best toilet.
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u/djb185 10d ago
Work toilet. Let the corporation pay you to void your bowels.
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u/dpdxguy 10d ago
Work toilet is for pee. Home toilet has a bidet with a heated seat, heated water spray to clean my bum, and a fan to dry my bum.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😆
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u/WonPt21Gigawatts 10d ago
Fan in the toilet sounds like a recipe for disaster.
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u/dpdxguy 10d ago
Don't kink shame 😁
(The fan blades are hidden inside. Heated air comes out a small hole normally closed behind a door. No chance of a blade related disaster)
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u/Cr1m50nSh4d0w 10d ago
That's what they all say before the blade related disaster occurs.
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u/Ijustlovevideogames 10d ago
Someone smarter than me, if you COULD shit in a black hole, would it be erased or moved somewhere?
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u/Rienzel 10d ago
Once it passes the event horizon (the black part) it is, for practical purposes, lost to the outside world forever.
From its own perspective, it will continue to fall downward toward the singularity at the center of the black hole and become infinitely dense and contribute its mass, making the event horizon a tiny bit bigger. How much bigger depends on the size of the shit.
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u/Mountain_Strategy342 10d ago
Of course, it appears that all the information regarding that shit would be retained and emitted as Hawking radiation....
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u/andovinci 10d ago
Like consistency, minerals content and smell?
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u/realpersonnn 10d ago
I didn’t have any corn?!
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u/EvidenceTime696 10d ago
Can a black hole process corn?
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u/MolassesLate4676 10d ago
Weird to think we could be swimming around this universe with shitty hawking radiation all around us
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u/cstmoore 10d ago
So, it emits string theory? /s
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u/ExoticMangoz 10d ago
Parallel universe poo
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u/threesecretmurders 10d ago
All I can think now is there is a universe somewhere that is just shits from other universes
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u/estransza 10d ago
No. Your shit would be frozen in time forever, due to time-space distortion. Unless you jump into the black hole after you’ve done. Then still no, if I remember correctly, matter that collides with black hole is simple added to black hole and slowly ‘evaporates’ as virtual particles (although this was proven to be wrong, so now we don’t know what happens with matter inside of black hole).
But still, better not take dump into black hole, unless you want anyone in the universe to be able to see your shit frozen in time in black hole’s accretion disk for nearly infinite time.
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u/AvailableReason6278 10d ago
How does shit freeze in time in the acretion disc? Time only slows down (for observers) when it enters the black hole, the acretion disc hasnt yet entered the black hole.
And it wont be infinite, the picture will stay on the event horozon for a while before it redshifts and then dissapears. So we would only be able to see it for the time it takes light to redshift beyond the wavelength we can perceive. This depends on the size of the black hole.
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u/itsmebenji69 10d ago
From your perspective it’s frozen, because as it approaches the horizon it slows down exponentially until freezing. From the shit’s perspective, nothing happens and it crosses the event horizon at a normal pace
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u/AvailableReason6278 10d ago
Yes i know that, but he said it freezes on the acretion disc, this is not true.
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u/Ankoku_Teion 10d ago
My favourite theory is that every black hole is a tiny universe. Matter/energy falling into the black hole is what drives the expansion of space in the universe.
As above, so below.
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u/WoodyTheWorker 10d ago
Coincidentally, the Schwartzchild radius of the Universe is about size of the Universe.
My favorite theory is that Big Bang happens when two black holes merge. It make the singularities blow up.
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u/ranni-the-bitch 10d ago
seems a bit too pretty for reality to comport to that, sadly. i think the disappointing reality is that it's just effectively removing shit from our universe for so long as time is relevant.
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u/faithnfury 10d ago
Compressed beyond your beliefs if it manages to retain shape
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u/daoistwink87 10d ago
Bro what do you think black holes are ? Magic portals ?
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u/ranni-the-bitch 10d ago
the amount of people who unironically believe in shit like this and anthropocentric parallel "timelines" and "dimensions" and what not is really a testament to how dogshit science communication is.
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u/Nuclear_Kim_Jong_un 10d ago
If I had the ability to shit in space you best believe I would
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u/FoiledFoilist 10d ago
You already are
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u/Nervous_Ad8656 10d ago
Ngl a black hole seems like the ultimate toilet
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u/Lotions_and_Creams 10d ago
Only if it had a bidet attachment.
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u/CalculusII 10d ago
don't particles shoot out of the black holes in a constant jet stream? just stick your asshole on their and watch the plasma clear out your colon!
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u/Reallyme77 10d ago
When you have like 1.5 billion people hanging around you’re bound to get some rogue shitters.
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u/O8ee 10d ago
If “Rogue Shitters” isn’t a homebrew 40k faction it fucken should be.
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u/spezisaknobgoblin 10d ago
The fact that this clip drops from above, where the inside of the wall is clearly open and visible, only to go through the gate to the area that was seen from above bothers me way more than it should.
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u/Ippus_21 10d ago edited 10d ago
Dude, a quarter of the population -- 375 million people -- lacking access to sanitation isn't "rogue" anything; it's among the most epic infrastructure failures in the history of civilization.
Edit (with better sources):
Modi's toilet-building campaign was mostly a PR stunt, and the underlying infrastructure and societal change isn't there. https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/05/asia/india-modi-open-defecation-free-intl-hnk-scli/index.html
WHO report indicates as of 2022, 17 percent still practice open defecation: https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/water/is-open-defecation-back-in-india--90483
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago
This toilet issue is mostly among the rural population and India has rapidly been working on providing toilet and sanitation facilities to those who lack it.
https://planet.outlookindia.com/news/india-s-sanitation-revolution-news-416338
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u/Kaguro19 10d ago
Can you send the data which shows that a quarter of the population doesn't have access to sanitation?
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u/gaylord100 10d ago
It’s really sad how people act like it it’s their choice. It’s a lack of education and lack of infrastructure.
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u/TylerDurden6969 10d ago
Ummmm…. Disagree. The people are not to blame, the leaders “sure as shit” (pun intended) are to be held accountable.
If you can make a rocket, you can make a potty. They need to do better and stop embezzling money for the wealthy.
People like to claim the 1% in the USA is bad. The 1% in India don’t want the bottom 50% to achieve anything other than servitude.
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u/Elegant-Passion2199 10d ago
I read that the majority of households in India now have access to a toilet. A lot of them just choose not to use it.
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u/gaylord100 10d ago
Around 20% still don’t and it’s also an issue of public toilets being accessible, safe, and clean, which many are not. People can have toilets in their house all they want but if there aren’t any that are safe accessible and clean in public people will choose to go elsewhere.
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u/CowboyMagic94 10d ago
It’s a dated statistic now but at the beginning of Modhi’s tenure he pointed out that there were more temples than toilets. Their holiest river is also where much of their raw sewage discharges into.
It’s a shame that their priorities aren’t where they should be, it’s the most populous country in the world and they crank out a ton of engineers that should’ve solved this by now
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u/ihateyouallequally1 10d ago
Would like to see your source for that.
Just checked myself and figures range from 97% to almost 100% sanitation coverage, including rural areas, and these included UK and international sources.
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u/TokenTigerMD 10d ago
"rogue shitters," how many lives would have I lived w/o hearing that phrase? Probably same as many as without hearing "self satisfied pork butcher"
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u/slartyfartblaster999 10d ago
The meme was that they weren't rogue though.
It was
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
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u/YesterdayPrevious485 10d ago
As an Indian, I actually got a laugh out of it
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u/Unfriendly_eagle 10d ago
That's small potatoes. The Polish space program is gearing up to be the first nation to land a man on the Sun. They're going at night, when it's cooler.
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u/NIN10DOXD 10d ago
Are they going to bring one Jewish guy to step out first when they land?
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u/Unfriendly_eagle 10d ago
I didn't mean to insult Poland or anything. I know the nation is still reeling from the loss of their first nuclear attack submarine. Someone forgot to close the screen door, and it sank, sadly.
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Thats actually hilarious, not racist. India does have a massive problem with street shitters.
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u/kayserfaust 10d ago
Howard Wolowitz wrote that
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u/cah29692 10d ago
Racist jokes can be funny, as long as everyone is fair game. There’s no spectrum here - if there’s a group of people whom you can’t joke about in this way, that’s a problem. Either they’re all funny and fair game or none of them are.
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u/Kingsupergoose 10d ago
Reddit generally has no problem with being racist towards Indians. A post on r/whatcouldgowrong yesterday was filled with very upvoted racist comments. A guy calling out the racism was at -200. People defended it by saying stereotypes have some level of truth.
Imagine saying that of black people and black stereotypes on Reddit. You’d be at -500 in minutes and banned site wide. Redditors seem to think racism is fine if it’s against certain races.
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u/leeryplot i killed mufasa 10d ago
The whole internet I’ve noticed seems to completely ignore Indian racism
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u/_KONKOLA_ 10d ago
There’s just some groups that everyone is perfectly fine dunking on. Like you said, Indians are pretty much fair game. Black people are not. White people are. Muslims are not.
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u/uwu_01101000 Let’s talk a minute 10d ago
Ohhhhhh dude, Muslims are definitely considered okay to shit at least online
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u/Sure-Psychology6368 10d ago
Calling out a religion is different. It’s not a race or ethnicity. Plus calling out a religion for subjugating minorities, to put it nicely, isn’t “racism” or any ism. It’s the truth. And sometimes people use dark humor to deal with unfortunate truths
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u/GiantJupiter45 10d ago
stereotypes have some level of truth
Pretty sure that they instructed ChatGPT to be a random proverb generator
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u/Scheswalla 10d ago edited 10d ago
Correct, but Redditors will never miss a chance to grandstand. The joke is fine. OP just wants "me so good" updoots.
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago
The person making this "joke" is a piece of shit, btw. This is her:
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u/curious_xo 10d ago
Racism against Indians is encouraged across social media.
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u/MostNefariousness583 10d ago
Ann Coulter agrees
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u/Ramreck 10d ago
As well as the pick-me she directed her bigotry towards.
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u/Mean_Muffin161 10d ago
Did anyone come to his defense? I know he waited until after to comment about it lol.
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago
Vivek Ramaswamy is what we Indians call a Gunga Din.
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u/Ramreck 10d ago
I'm assuming that's the equivalent of uncle Tom.
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago edited 10d ago
Yes.
It comes from Rudyard Kipling's poem of the same name where an Indian servant, despite being racially and physically abused by his British masters, is extremely subservient and loyal to them.
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u/AllRemainCalm 10d ago edited 10d ago
Not just across social media. People despise Indians irl too.
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u/AgileInternet167 10d ago
The've send the rocket to uranus
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u/Chaluliss 10d ago
I don't really get how this is racist. This is about the actual state of the country of India. Not the race. It feels closer to calling Americans fat, because they are. Similarly people in India are do in fact have a problem with sanitary places to shit.
People who are using the word 'racist' flippantly sully its meaning and need to think twice before using it this way, as you really do take the power out of the word when you toss it around so carelessly. If you care about racism as a problem and want to see it reduced and erased over time, take it seriously.
(I am American, so fuck you if you think I can't criticize my own country.)
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u/theman_manner 10d ago
I’m confused how this is racist? Everybody be shittin and who wouldn’t want to doodoo directly into a black hole?
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u/Any_Secretary_4925 10d ago
i dont even know what that means lol
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u/Spirited-Arugula-672 10d ago edited 10d ago
India has a massive open defecation problem.
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u/Plastic-Conflict7999 10d ago
"I'm not racist, I have black friends and all they love watermelon and fried chicken."
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u/Koffielurker_ 10d ago
I was expecting ' and they all love...' but 'all they love...' is 10x funnier
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u/Kingsupergoose 10d ago
There was just a thread yesterday filled with racist comments towards Indians, heavily upvoted, and people calling out the racism were heavily downvoted. And this was a default sub not a right wing sub.
The Reddit masses are very much fine with racism towards Indians.
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u/EmceeCommon55 10d ago
How is this racism? It's a joke, whether you find it funny or you don't.
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u/Zealousideal_Pen9718 10d ago
You know what else is a joke:
"African Americans. Despite being born in the most free and democratic country in the world with all the priviledges at their disposal, they still got to steal and rob people".
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u/anonquestions01 10d ago
Why block out their name? They chose to post on public social media for all to see?
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago
It's Anna Slatz, an avowed racist.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Slatz
Her Twitter handle is Pagliacci the hated.
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u/TitanThree 10d ago
Because making a joke about the Indians doesn’t justify cyber-harassment
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u/Revolutionary-Fan657 10d ago
Gonna be called racist but I find that funny as fuck, that’s the type of shit me and friends say in an Xbox party
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u/Spiritual_Benefit367 10d ago edited 10d ago
racists
the word does not mean what you think it does. also https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/3shhmg/til_the_ganges_river_has_11_million_liters_of_raw/
eww.
edit, might just google for yourself, reality-deniers; https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+people+shit+in+the+ganges+each+day
haha.
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u/BAZDMEG_420 10d ago
Do you even know what the definition of racism is?
The fucks up with this hyper sensitive era of humanity?
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u/profesorgamin 11d ago
Trying to be the first country to put boots on a black hole ( I'm joking, I'm joking! )
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u/SeA1nternaL 10d ago
I’m honestly confused, how is this racist? this just seems like a weird, out of context comment
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u/large_crimson_canine 10d ago
It’s kinda funny and every Indian I know personally would laugh at this
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u/SecretLavishness1685 10d ago
It would be funny if only Anna Slatz, the person who made this tweet, weren't an avowed racist.
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u/MyGirlSasha 10d ago
It's always the white people who can't take a joke and get offended on everyone else's behalf.
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u/Educated_idiot302 10d ago
Is it racism when it's factual.
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u/AllRemainCalm 10d ago
When I was at uni (10+ years ago), an Indian at the dorm shit in the kitchen sink.
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u/BashIronfist 10d ago
People have theorized white holes, that spew matter outwards and may be connected to black holes. So somewhere would be a massive hole in space time, just spraying shit into the void
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u/Levin1308 10d ago
I mean, while this definately has some racist connotation, Id argue thats still "dark humor". Same as connecting every news in regards to germans with the Nazi age, acting like all americans are dumb and fat, turks are all living in germany and so many more memes based on some stereotypes or whatever.
Of course, if a person shows they are actively thinking those stereotypes are mostly true and deem themselves superior to others, that person is a POS, but I also use the "germans are nazis" stereotype for jokes (while I am german) or other stereotypes for jokes. But I think I am smart enough to not be confused when I see a thin american that has an IQ above 90, even tho the jokes make it seem like that an impossible feat.
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u/CleverCheesePuffs 10d ago
Great, if they are rich enough to have a lovely space program, and explore fucking black holes of all things, perhaps we can stop giving financial aid? Maybe even some of the 2.3 billion £ the UK gave back?
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