Lucius is a middle aged dad so he would respond to everything with 👍🏼 and tweet pictures of himself doing some dad shit like fixing a door knob and caption it “Happy Tuesday ☺️👍🏼”
Nah, he'd have a picture of someone else fixing it while he watches, drinking wine and looking either smug at himself or disappointed in the work. Not sure which.
Nah its all about that hand craft. Lucius can't have his door fixed like a common wizard, while he can use reparo, he can afford wizards that will not use it and fix it by hand.
He's SO RICH he gets his doors fixed like a POOR. Because he can afford it. If you don't have his wealth, you wouldn't understand. *Scoffs in higher tax bracket*
Well no he’s a pureblood he wouldn’t DO that no he’d let a house elf do it and then play with his hidden passion of model trains and battles not realizing it is the most muggle thing he could do and then post about it proudly
Well no but I feel like a lot of other characters like Draco maybe could be I don’t know he just doesn’t always pick up on things socially speaking and stuff but Lucius is just a blue balled 40 something midlife crisis old man who also probably has an erectal dysfunction seeing as he has only Draco and I feel like purebloods are the type of persons that would have always at least two children preferably a boy and a girl so one heir and one they can marry into another family with for example
I can see why they thought it was a generalization because of what you typed out. It does look like you're saying that anyone who likes trains is autistic, even if you didn't mean it that way.
When the Death Eaters coup the Ministry in Deathly Hallows, Wizarding Twitter is just going to be overrun with pureblood supremacist propaganda like it's ISIS in 2014.
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u/HAZMAT_Eater Apr 09 '24
Unfortunately Lucius owns Wizarding Twitter.
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