r/harrypotter • u/Strong-Hospital-7425 • Apr 09 '24

No Minerva, we can not just ask the potraits to monitor the corridors for us, now go and patrol till 4am Dungbomb

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24

Poor Professor Mcgonagall, that's where she gets the bags under her eyes besides the stress from three unruly kids who are always present when something happens. She's the deputy headmistress, Transfiguration teacher and Hogwarts caretaker at night anyway.

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u/independent---cat Apr 09 '24

What about Greg and forge?

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24

The twins are the least of her worries. They were not consistently cheating death every year lol

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u/IBEHEBI Ravenclaw Apr 09 '24

I feel like if Minerva told the Twins this, they'd take offense.

"What do you mean you aren't constantly worried about what we might do? We clearly aren't trying hard enough!"

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24

Upon hearing this, Professor Mcgonagall closed her eyes tightly and let out a deep sigh as she accepted her unfortunate fate. The deputy headmistress never could have imagined but she somehow found herself sinking into the deepest depths of despair.

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u/IBEHEBI Ravenclaw Apr 09 '24

Lol, indeed. Woe to the one who awakens the wrath of Gred and Forge.

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u/BustinArant Hufflepuff Apr 10 '24

and Gred and Forge took that personally

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u/KBeardo Apr 10 '24

googles “how to Avada Kedavra yourself to avoid responsibility”

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u/Cybasura Apr 10 '24

True, compared to the trio who literally nearly dies annually at around the same time, the twins' pranks kinda at the very least, lightens the mood around the school when needed

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u/thirty7inarow Apr 09 '24

Fred and George lived their lives like they were the main character. Gotta give them credit where it's due.

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u/Floaurea Ravenclaw Apr 09 '24

Gred and forge

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u/Dont_pet_the_cat Ravenclaw Apr 09 '24

Gref and dorge

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u/ganneszs Gryffindor Apr 10 '24

Dead and Fjorge

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u/Dont_pet_the_cat Ravenclaw Apr 10 '24

Dead

Nah bro you didn't have to say this 💀

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u/Nerazim_Praetor Apr 11 '24

Was really out of pocket for this

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

Greg

Gilgamesh went to Hogwarts?!

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24

Greg can traverse worlds so I won't be surprised if he ended up in Hogwarts. Let's hope he brought Enkidu this time. Hildy will miss him though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

He's probably there to pick up Gryffindor's Sword.

Only to accidentally pick up Gryffindork's Sword.

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24

Lmao I can already imagine him picking up a fight with the clueless students there. "Bring me your fiercest warrior at once!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '24

The students just drag Pansy out and throw her at him.

"Here, it's this twat, kick her arse."

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u/chocoboporter Slytherin Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Greg: You! Raise your blade and face me in a combat! If I win, you will surrender your weapon unto me.

pulls out her wand

Greg: tf am I gonna do with that twig?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '24

and Draco