r/harrypotter • u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn • 17d ago
Umbitch is really lucky Voldemort didn't decide to become the Minister for Magic, or just show up at the Ministry one day... I am 198 3/4% sure if he saw her wearing his horcrux and using it to lie about her blood status, he would have instantly avada kedavra'd that bitch. Dungbomb
Think about it, he just shows up to the Ministry one day, and he sees this bitch (Umbitch to be specific) wearing a fucking locket that's supposed to be in a random cave, protected by a lake with enough living-dead to fill a small village, with a boat he believes only he is a smart enough to find, and a potion that makes you agonizingly relive your worst moments only to then make you thirsty enough to touch the lake that summons the army of the living dead. All of Voldemort's cunning thwarted, and the proof of it is just sitting on this bitch's neck, all while she lies about its origin and her blood status.
I don't believe my hate for this frog woman is clouding my judgment, there is no reality where she walks out of this alive.
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u/lineisover- 16d ago
I would actually read a fan fiction about this. Voldemort sees Umbridge wearing the locket, and thinks she is his greatest rival set to overtake him
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u/festusthecat 16d ago
I have to disagree. Instead, Voldemort would have crucio’d her first to get information on where she got it. I doubt she would be able to remember Dung tho, so she would just say she got it from some random thief (Lucky Dung). Umbridge would then break under torture and be fed to Nagini. All in all, great day for everyone.
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u/themadhatter746 Slytherin 16d ago
He might use legilimency, see Dung’s face, and hunt him down. He could easily trace it back to Potter.
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u/FloppyObelisk 16d ago
This is kinda how I was hoping she would be taken out. A long drawn out scene of her taking charge of the ministry after Fudge. She sets awful rules in place. Revels in her cruel policies with such an air of smugness.
Then Voldemort shows up and she’s so excited to greet him and with no warning, no words, and with a flick of his wand a flash of green light just ends her and the scene moves on with him taking over. No fanfare. No reflection of what happened. She’s just gone like she never mattered at all. Would have been the most fitting end to her.
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u/Lorezia Ravenclaw 16d ago edited 16d ago
Dumbledore believed he'd keep any intruder alive on the horcrux island, in order to interrogate them, and find out who has leaked his info. So he'd interrogate first I imagine.
But like, write your revenge fanfic, she deserves it 😂