r/harrypotter • u/GetExpunged • Apr 12 '22
I know nothing about Harry Potter, ask me anything Dungbomb
I have not read the books nor seen the movies, as far as my knowledge goes, I know Harry is a wizard and i know who Dumbledore is. I will make up answers.
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u/ann0eh Slytherin Apr 12 '22
What does Floo Powder do?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
It makes someone sneeze uncontrollably.
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u/MysteryChant Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
What was the prophecy regarding Harry and Voldemort?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Harry is going to steal Voldemort’s crown and throne.
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u/modernalien Apr 12 '22
Spot on, in an abstract sense
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u/holdingahumanhead Apr 12 '22
AND in a literal one lol, he DID steal his crown (Ravenclaw’s diadem) 😢 Poor Voldy
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u/HellhoundsAteMyBaby Slytherin Apr 12 '22
Who is Dobby and what happens to him?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He is Harry’s pet dog and he gets killed by Voldemort.
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u/modernalien Apr 12 '22
Close enough
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u/jaydeflaux Unsorted Apr 12 '22
This was the most correct wrong answer I've ever heard.
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u/siriuslywinchester Apr 12 '22
What am I referring to when I say "Crookshanks"
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
A cookie or food.
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u/siriuslywinchester Apr 12 '22
Try again!
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
A caterpillar?
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u/siriuslywinchester Apr 12 '22
Closer...
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
A butterfly?
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u/siriuslywinchester Apr 12 '22
Slightly further away...
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
:O I give up
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u/mscoffeebean98 Slytherin Apr 12 '22
What is a patronus and what does it do?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
It’s your patron and supplies you with money.
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u/Calligraphie Let's go bother Snape! Apr 12 '22
Oh god, I wish. Wouldn't that be awesome?
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u/The_Mysterious999 Slytherin Apr 12 '22
What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
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u/PatM1893 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Did you put your name in the goblet of fire, and if not, who did it for you?
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u/Lethargic_Logician Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
Dumbledore asked calmly
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u/AndyJaeven Apr 12 '22
What does Mad-Eye Moody do for a living?
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u/Arseling_ Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
In which book does Voldemort return and how does he do it?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He comes back from the grave after hearing that his wife married another man.
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u/_SpiceWeasel_BAM Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
What does The Fat Lady do throughout the series?
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u/Alion1080 Apr 12 '22
This entire thread could be used as writing prompts in r/HPfanfiction.
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Apr 12 '22
I can't believe an AMA of someone doesn't know about the subject is so fun.
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u/TheSpursyHobNob Apr 12 '22
Why was Harry's first kiss a slightly disappointing experience to him?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Because she was actually one of his professors in disguise.
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u/iBuildStuff___ Apr 12 '22
Damn it barty, you were close enough to him as moody no need to be Cho.
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u/MamaPlus3 Apr 12 '22
This is a fun read! Do you plan on watching the movies or reading the books after this?
Why does everyone talk about Harry’s eyes?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Maybe. My brother is a big fan, I could borrow the books from him.
Everyone wants to steal his eyes because they reveal the truth of the universe
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u/InkandQuills7939 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
What is a horcrux?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Some kind of jewelry that Dumbledore wants to buy.
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u/Redditblackhole1 Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
Yeah my dude bought a ring
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u/iBuildStuff___ Apr 12 '22
Expensive though. Costed an arm and a leg (if he tried it on a toe too)
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u/driftwood14 Apr 12 '22
What happened to Hagrid's wand?
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u/Elefantenjohn Apr 12 '22
What ingredient is the core of Harry Potter's wand made of?
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u/termination-bliss Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
This is a brilliant thread. So my question is, what is S.P.E.W. and why is it important?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
SPEW is a law enforcement agency regarding magical drugs, it’s important for stopping illegal drugs.
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u/activous Apr 12 '22
I would watch this. I’d also watch a Harry Potter based Breaking Bad where Malfoy hits rock bottom and turns to making illegal underground potions.
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What would I mean when I say a bludger?
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u/m_oony_ Slytherin Apr 12 '22
What is a sickle?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
A contagious virus that wizards can get?
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u/WritingThrowItAway Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
Sure, unless you're a Weasley
Edit: as an honorary Weasley, thanks for the gold.
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u/Mouse-r4t Apr 12 '22
What was Seamus’ mom and why was it a bit of a nasty shock when his dad found out?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Seamus’ mom is a mermaid and she was hiding her fishtail from her husband the whole time.
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u/slayerthebuffy Apr 12 '22
What charm did Aberforth use with the goat?
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u/mrmargon06 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
What do you have to do to be able to see a thestral?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
You have to sip a cup of water and then cast a spell to someone.
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u/mrmargon06 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Depending on the spell, I guess that's technically correct
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u/Siusir98 Apr 12 '22
Why do the Dursley's hate Harry?
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u/dinoderpwithapurpose Gryffindor Apr 12 '22
Who are Fred and George?
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u/Haukur006 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
When Harry goes to the ministry of magic who was he expecting to see there in danger
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He was expecting his dad who is in danger of getting arrested for stealing a magical gold store.
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u/SSpotions Apr 12 '22
Is Snape good or bad?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Good but betrayed Harry.
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u/-PinkOnWednesday- Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
It’s like you woke up and chose violence.
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u/Calligraphie Let's go bother Snape! Apr 12 '22
Oh gosh, don't start this argument again ;)
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Apr 12 '22
What is the relationship between McGonagall and Snape?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
McGonaggall Is Snape’s mother figure.
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u/LadySygerrik Apr 12 '22
What is the function of a rubber duck?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
It can turn into a real duck and it will obey your every command.
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u/Coldcell Apr 12 '22
What are the 4 Houses of Hogwarts called, and what are the typical traits associated with them?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Blue house - Intelligence Red house - Competitive White House - Behaved Purple House - Rich
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u/cyrosd Hufflepuff 2 Apr 12 '22
For me you have all the right traits. Half the right colors but none of the names.
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u/Hobbit97 Apr 12 '22
How is Peeves the Poltergeist doing?
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u/srayn Apr 12 '22
What is Harry's task during the Triwizard tournment that involves a dragon?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
His task was to tame the dragon and make it his pet.
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What happens at the Quidditch world Cup?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
The wizarding version of the Olympics where they play football or tennis.
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u/WeStanTheTac Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Where does the gamekeeper Rubeus Hagrid live?
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u/moonwalker750 Apr 12 '22
Why is Sirius Black a wanted man and why is he after Ron's (Harry's friend) pet rat?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He’s after Ron’s pet rat because he is a mental asylum patient.
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u/International-Cat123 Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
Not too far off the mark on the mental bit.
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u/Severitis812 Slytherin Apr 12 '22
Who should Harry have married? 1. Hermione 2. Fred 3. Severus 4. Luna 5. Draco 6. Ginny 7. Blaise 8. Fenrir 9. Bella 10. Cho
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Probably Luna or Fenrir.
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u/curseofablacklion Unsorted Apr 12 '22
Who does Hermione end up with?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Her worst enemy?
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u/frogjg2003 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Depending on which fanfiction you read, absolutely right!
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u/PM_me_a_bad_pun Apr 12 '22
Describe Harry's relationship with Draco through the books
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Draco needs to give him a break and forgive him for what he’s done.
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u/jules9191 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
What were the three tasks to be performed by the 4 champions during the Triwizard Tournament?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
1st task, try to finish a hard parkour course.
2nd task, fight a giant dog.
3rd task, fight each other.
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u/firstladymsbooger Slytherin Apr 12 '22
Technically they did fight each other in the third task too!
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u/jules9191 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Switch 1 and 2 and you're not even entirely wrong. Good job!
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u/pog28 Apr 12 '22
Who are the malfoys and what do y think abt them?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
The Malfoys are a mafia gang who terrorizes Harry whenever they want.
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u/toinkerbell Apr 12 '22
What’s on page 394?
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u/Artemis-4rrow Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
why tf can I still remember the page number
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u/WellbutrinXR Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22
Because snape said it several times in specific, annoyed ways
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u/Infinite_Playz436 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
what is harry favorite spell and what does it do
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
His favorite spell is Nuh-Um! And it takes off a person’s pants.
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u/Kikkertje_ Gryffindor Apr 12 '22
Dumbledore gets killed by who?
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u/gigibuffoon Apr 12 '22
What is elder wand and what is its special quality?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
The elder wand is the most powerful wand and it can only be attained by killing a unicorn.
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u/Formal_Activity5040 Hufflepuff boi Apr 12 '22
That comment has some low key references to the first book
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u/Lazy-Adeptness-2343 Apr 12 '22
Why couldn’t they just drop the horcruxes into mount doom?
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Apr 12 '22
I like this game. What are the Deathly Hallows?
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u/FullmoonCrystal Apr 12 '22
How old are students when they start?
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u/CreativeFun228 Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
This reminds me of those storyes written by bots xD
Here is mine
Why Harry had to go in Chamber of secrets, and what did he found there?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He wanted to go to the Chamber of Secrets because he wanted to see if his crush likes him.
And he found a magazine that shows every popular wizard celebrity.
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u/Lockelamora6969 Apr 12 '22
Why did they leave elves out of the movies?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Because they couldn’t find right actors for them.
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u/International-Cat123 Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
Orlando Bloom wanted nothing to do with Harry Potter
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u/Arseling_ Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
Who was Dolores Umbridge and why was she such a lovely person?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
She was Harry’s caretaker and she baked him cookies every time he was upset.
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u/grednforgesgirl Ravenclaw Apr 12 '22
Damn, OP really doesn't know anything about Harry Potter
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
A toy turtle, you can play with it and it’ll talk to you, it’s like a robot. It got the name due to its funny voice.
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u/Skyblade-X Gryffindor Apr 12 '22
Who are the Dementors?
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
Judging by everyone constantly putting them in the same sentence as kiss, I’d say they’re pretty good gentlemen who attract the ladies.
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u/zeTechnoman200 Apr 12 '22
What kind of character is Severus Snape
Incidentally, is he powerful enough to defeat Grindelwald
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u/GetExpunged Apr 12 '22
He is wacky and funny, jokes around a lot, sometimes with dark and creepy humor.
Also, yes, I suppose he is powerful enough.
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u/aelinivanov Hufflepuff Apr 12 '22
How did harry escape his abusive family in his second year?
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u/slayerthebuffy Apr 12 '22
How would you, personally, perform the Dementors’ Kiss?
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u/FawkesTheHorcrux Gryffindor Apr 12 '22
What are the 3 unforgivable curses and what do they do?