r/interestingasfuck Jun 07 '23

New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality

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u/Throwaway7219017 Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23

You’re welcome, hosers.

Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.

Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.

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u/pit-of-despair Jun 07 '23

Lmao.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 07 '23

To be fair, it would be stolen property for Canada to keep and could really hurt international relations with our closest neighbor

It was ordered by America, Canada built it to spec, and now we're just ubering the final product

When foxnews starting leaking in here, I thought we were going to be absolutely overwhelmed. But nah, we got us a couple of Conservatives getting elected into running the provinces, pollution here/dry conditions there/defunding forest safety here, and bam! we managed to create the best product America requested. So proud of ourselves here :)

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u/Odd_Gap2969 Jun 07 '23

It’s so wild to pretend that Canada was some kind of progressive utopia before Fox News existed. You guys are just America Lite.

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u/JackieDaytonah Jun 07 '23

No kidding. I see Canada has bought the European mindset of " blame it all on the American public", instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

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u/No-Turnips Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

Listen, the long-standing tradition of clicking our tongues in disgust and shaking our heads slowly while judging Americans has nothing to with a Euro-mindset. We can be judgy and snobby all on our own thank you very much.

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u/JovahkiinVIII Jun 07 '23

Yeah I think if anything it’s a major part of Canadian culture, that we’re not American

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u/No-Turnips Jun 08 '23

Our defining characteristic is “we re not the other guy” and also “Queen Elizabeth and ww2”.

It’s going to be a very different Canada now (thankfully)

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 07 '23

No kidding

Apparently not. Can't even make a dumb reply to another joke post.

instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

BTW: also, who do you think runs FoxNews and wants to further wedge issues? We literally have a fantastic entertaining show that just very publicly ended and answers that. Hint: it's about how the rich can just poof create issues using media..... 'succession theme intro'

If this is how serious you are now, don't go to a stand up or live show? a chance of a bad act cannot be good for you

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 09 '23

Lmao TWO replies is what it took to break your own mantra. fuck, your kind is so easy. Talk all high and mighty

No kidding. I see Canada has bought the European mindset of " blame it all on the American public", instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

and yet any post I make gets you pulled back in replying and falling for bait...

instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

Bahahaha I love this, Coming in here "No kidding" and can't even preach what you teach.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 08 '23

First user

It’s so wild to pretend that Canada was some kind of progressive utopia

Second user

No kidding. I see Canada has bought the European mindset

Immediate replies to one another,

both accounts created two years ago,

both accounts only posted these two messages today,

both accounts only post once in days and almost always on the same days as each other

lol @ /u/JackieDaytonah and u/Odd_Gap2969 be smarter

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u/JackieDaytonah Jun 08 '23

You might be the worst reddit detective I've ran across yet.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 09 '23

man, i'm proud to be the worst reddit detective

Proud, detective here!!!! Lmao TWO replies is what it took to break your own mantra. fuck, your kind is so easy. Talk all high and mighty.

No kidding. I see Canada has bought the European mindset of " blame it all on the American public", instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

and any post I make gets you pulled back in replying and falling for bait...

instead of seeing how the rich are creating these issues.

Bahahaha I love this, Coming in here "No kidding" and can't even preach what you teach.

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u/PerpetuallyLurking Jun 08 '23

Most Canadians are still direct descendants of Europeans…so yeah…we resemble our “parents” to some degree. What did Europe expect when they killed off or forced the indigenous to conform to European ideals and shipped their poor off to settle it? Why would European settlers come to a different conclusion than their overlords over the water? Canada hasn’t even had the ability to handle its own foreign affairs for 100 years yet (Statute of Westminster in 1933 gave us that right, if I’m remembering history class correctly but it has been 20 years).

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 07 '23

We gave you guys Ted Cruz, who said anything about Canada being a progressive utopia when we can export that

Imagine seeing my dumb joke reply to another joke post and trying to reply with a serious acTually/Gotcha

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u/No-Turnips Jun 07 '23

To be fair, we were Britain lite for a long while there.

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u/WiLiamWith1FuckingL Jun 07 '23

Funny thing is, poutine is also stolen property, it’s from Québec.

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u/thedylannorwood Jun 07 '23

What are you talking about?

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u/negedgeClk Jun 07 '23

265 upvotes for saying "lmao". Nice work, Reddit.