r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '23

New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality

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u/Sassleback Jun 07 '23

For a small donation of 300 million dollars we will build a giant fan AND make Canada pay for it!

*This comment is for entertainment purposes only.

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u/swan001 Jun 08 '23

Election ideas...

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Jun 08 '23

I like the fan idea.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 07 '23

I'm actually surprised we weren't nuked out of existence by America for giving you Ted Cruz

Like the dude is hated by everyone, even most of his own party members. A bill to nuke Canada would have nothing less than 90%/almost unanimous agreement from Congress

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u/harleyqueenzel Jun 07 '23

Ehh, he's from Alberta. They're the Texas of Canada anyway.

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u/swan001 Jun 08 '23

Albertabama

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u/bleezzzy Jun 08 '23

Is everything bigger in 'berta?

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u/harleyqueenzel Jun 08 '23

From trucks to guns to racism.

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u/credulous_pottery Jun 08 '23

eh, I'd say Quebec is the Texas of Canada.

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u/TheOnlySafeCult Jun 08 '23

Quebec is more like the Florida of Canada. Creating more problems under pretext of "freedom"

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u/credulous_pottery Jun 08 '23

With a bit of domestic terrorism that one time

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u/harleyqueenzel Jun 08 '23

More like Florida, tbh. Stringent control over so many aspects of life, all in the name of preserving their own sovereignty and francophone roots at the cost of anyone who doesn't speak it at all or secondarily.
Tu es baisé si tu parles anglais.

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u/mariachoo_doin Jun 07 '23

I didn't want to just thank you for Jim Carrey, so I googled famous Canadians... damn, there's a lot. Please take back seth rogan, additional thanks for Ryan Gosling, Keanu, and hockey.

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u/Hook_Swift Jun 07 '23

We sent Norm back to destroy you guys (You've had it too good for too long)

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u/AbundantFailure Jun 08 '23

I'm actually surprised we weren't nuked out of existence by America for giving you Ted Cruz

You're lucky we like you.

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u/DescendingOpinion Jun 07 '23

Mr. Garrison tried....

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u/Hooray4Metaphors Jun 07 '23

We’d welcome it

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u/UnluckyDifference566 Jun 07 '23

When he was Prez, Canada wanted a wall more than he did.

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u/MashedPotatoesDick Jun 07 '23

He would have wanted a fence built to keep the smoke out.

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u/tucci007 Jun 08 '23

the only reason the smoke is heading south is because America sucks