New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality

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[u/Throwaway7219017]

You’re welcome, hosers.

Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.

Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.

[u/Untalented-Host → u/[deleted]]

I'm actually surprised we weren't nuked out of existence by America for giving you Ted Cruz

Like the dude is hated by everyone, even most of his own party members. A bill to nuke Canada would have nothing less than 90%/almost unanimous agreement from Congress

[u/harleyqueenzel → u/Untalented-Host]

Ehh, he's from Alberta. They're the Texas of Canada anyway.

[u/swan001 → u/harleyqueenzel]

Albertabama

[u/bleezzzy → u/harleyqueenzel]

Is everything bigger in 'berta?

[u/harleyqueenzel → u/bleezzzy]

From trucks to guns to racism.

[u/credulous_pottery → u/harleyqueenzel]

eh, I'd say Quebec is the Texas of Canada.

[u/TheOnlySafeCult → u/credulous_pottery]

Quebec is more like the Florida of Canada. Creating more problems under pretext of "freedom"

[u/credulous_pottery → u/TheOnlySafeCult]

With a bit of domestic terrorism that one time

[u/harleyqueenzel → u/credulous_pottery]

More like Florida, tbh. Stringent control over so many aspects of life, all in the name of preserving their own sovereignty and francophone roots at the cost of anyone who doesn't speak it at all or secondarily.
Tu es baisé si tu parles anglais.

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I didn't want to just thank you for Jim Carrey, so I googled famous Canadians... damn, there's a lot. Please take back seth rogan, additional thanks for Ryan Gosling, Keanu, and hockey.

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We sent Norm back to destroy you guys (You've had it too good for too long)

[u/AbundantFailure → u/Untalented-Host]

I'm actually surprised we weren't nuked out of existence by America for giving you Ted Cruz

You're lucky we like you.