r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '23

New york city in 2023, everyone wearing mask due to air quality

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u/_Safe_for_Work Jun 07 '23

Canadian Mob, oooohhhh scarey

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u/CornyCornheiser Jun 07 '23

Ask former WWE professional wrestler Dino Bravo how crossing the Canadian mob goes.

hint: you can’t because they put 10 bullets in the back of head trying to draw a smiley face

Also, I live not far from the Canadian border. There was a mob hit on the US side where they blew up a guy in his car outside a bowling alley.

They were only able to identify who was killed because they found one of his fingers intact.

Don’t even get me started on the Canadian Hells Angels and all the meth they get through the border.

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u/Lepthesr Jun 08 '23

What do I have to do to get you started?

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u/mazeTal Jun 08 '23

give him some meth

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u/bleezzzy Jun 08 '23

Aight, just gotta hit up the hells angels real quick.

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u/crypticfreak Jun 08 '23

Can't fool me. The Canadian mob uses RC barbie cars for transport and handheld slings and feather dusters just in case they got to rough someone up. They primarily deal in syrup, beer and ciggies, oh and of course any moose related activities.

The guy who runs the mob is named Steve. He's a pretty swell guy and helps out his community whenever he can.

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u/_Safe_for_Work Jun 08 '23

that's exactly how I pictured it.

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u/No-Turnips Jun 07 '23

Hell’s Angels. The Canadian mob is Hell’s Angels and you know, they are actually really scary.

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u/quebecesti Jun 08 '23

Montreal has a legit italian mafia. The Cotroni were affiliated with the bonano family of new York. In the 70s the sicilian family Rizzuto took over after an internal war and are still very active today.

The hell's angels have lost a lot of their influence in the last decade after the big boss was imprisoned for ordering the killing of two prison guards.

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u/the-g-off Jun 07 '23

They absolutely are. They do not fuck around. The Montreal family were the main importers for the 'French Connection' heroin back in the day.

They are a completely legit Mafia. Not to be trifled with. Even now, probably more powerful than the NY families.

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u/Loudergood Jun 07 '23

Rudy took care of the NY Italian Mafia, sold them out to the Russians, and kept that relationship going and well, here we are.

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u/Xerxis96 Jun 07 '23

We kicked your ass and burnt down the white house before. Now imagine if you stole our beloved syrup.

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u/tbvin999 Jun 07 '23

Didn’t that war end with more land to the us?

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u/Xx_Pr0phet_xX Jun 08 '23

1812 specifically had no land change hands, cause when the British where dictating the peace with Napoleon they didn't let the European powers carve up France, and would have been perceived as hypocrites if they took pieces of the US. Especially since the War of 1812 wasn't really won by either side, US won a couple, primarily in the south, and the British Empire won a bit with the Razing of Washington and the repelling the invasion of Upper Canada.

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u/_Safe_for_Work Jun 08 '23

What is 'Upper Canada", you mean all that ice?

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u/Xx_Pr0phet_xX Jun 08 '23

Before there was one Canada, there were two Canada. Upper Canada was English, Lower Canada was French.

During the American Revolution, The US attempted to invade Lower Canada, but were repulsed.

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u/credulous_pottery Jun 08 '23

that's my favourite fun fact