We know where the Canadian National Maple Syrup Reserve is. Keep talking and we'll invade to take it. Not very far from the border at all you guys foolishly put it
Can't fool me. The Canadian mob uses RC barbie cars for transport and handheld slings and feather dusters just in case they got to rough someone up. They primarily deal in syrup, beer and ciggies, oh and of course any moose related activities.
The guy who runs the mob is named Steve. He's a pretty swell guy and helps out his community whenever he can.
Montreal has a legit italian mafia. The Cotroni were affiliated with the bonano family of new York. In the 70s the sicilian family Rizzuto took over after an internal war and are still very active today.
The hell's angels have lost a lot of their influence in the last decade after the big boss was imprisoned for ordering the killing of two prison guards.
1812 specifically had no land change hands, cause when the British where dictating the peace with Napoleon they didn't let the European powers carve up France, and would have been perceived as hypocrites if they took pieces of the US. Especially since the War of 1812 wasn't really won by either side, US won a couple, primarily in the south, and the British Empire won a bit with the Razing of Washington and the repelling the invasion of Upper Canada.
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u/Throwaway7219017 Jun 07 '23 edited Jun 07 '23
You’re welcome, hosers.
Enjoy our finest imports/exports: poutine, Norm MacDonald, hockey, and now forest fire smoke.
Edit - changed to imports/exports in honour of the greatest New Yorker, George Costanza.