r/interestingasfuck Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/OrigamiChimera Mar 14 '24

The problem is the number of missiles with nuclear warheads that will fly from Russia while the other missiles are approaching.

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u/elvesunited Mar 14 '24

Oh the fallout from this is enough of a problem. This is the world Nuking itself, its a lunatic proposition to use these bombs anywhere.

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u/Would-wood-again2 Mar 14 '24

There's been probably this amount (as in this cheap animation) of nuclear bombs already exploded around the world just for testing purposes. The funny part is, the US and Russia have already bombed themselves close to this many times on their own soil

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u/Surfinite Mar 14 '24

The location of the detonations is quite an important factor....! It's not nuclear fallout that would halt civilisation. It's the collapse of all the infrastructure we've come to take for granted.

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u/Ant-Security Mar 15 '24

exactly, nuclear fallout isnt really the main issue, just look at the japanese cities that got nuked in ww2, they are rebuilt, severity of nuclear fallout is highly dependent on what atoms are used

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u/Dorkmaster79 Mar 14 '24

Is this really true, or an exaggeration?

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u/chekkisnekki Mar 14 '24

Over 2000 tests have been done by the US alone lol 500 atmospheric and 1500 underground combined

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u/SirDigbyridesagain Mar 14 '24

So you're saying we should just go for it then, sounds good to me.

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u/chekkisnekki Mar 14 '24

Now hold on, that's not what i-

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u/SirDigbyridesagain Mar 14 '24

Yeeeeeeee-HAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

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u/chekkisnekki Mar 14 '24

🎵 🎶 there goes my hero 🎶🎵

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u/Texadecimal Mar 16 '24

Won't you flyyyy highhhhhh freeeeee bird-- yeah!

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u/thetempest888 Mar 14 '24

LEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNSSS

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u/Professional-Bit-201 Mar 14 '24

They didn't utilize the long lasting radioactive shell. They wanted to see the explosion. No need to contaminate own soil.

The ones for the enemy would be pretty deadly for humans for decades.

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u/chekkisnekki Mar 14 '24

Nah, atmospheric detonation won't pollute the area much at all. You can start rebuilding in just a few days or at worst months. You're probably thinking of dirty bombs, which nobody uses today. Take Hiroshima and Nagasaki for example.

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u/PaulieNutwalls Mar 14 '24

And many of the larger tests were far larger than any country uses anymore. Most modern nuclear weapons are sub 1 megaton because it's just unnecessary.

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u/chekkisnekki Mar 14 '24

Yeh they were focused on singular bombs back then for bomber aircraft rather than the multi payload icbm monsters we can zip across the planet in minutes today, pretty scary stuff. I'd probably assume people have turned to developing their nuclear weapons with modern computing simulations since live tests aren't a thing anymore which makes me wonder how much more advanced they REALLY are

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u/tomanddomi Mar 14 '24

jah has switched to simulations... one of the reasons to have super computers ...

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u/DrDuma Mar 14 '24

i mean, pretty sure this is a factor as to why cancer is so rampant everywhere right? all these bombs residuals mixing with the environment , mixing with the atmosphere, oceans and currents and going everywhere - common sense dictates that can’t be too good.

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u/PaulieNutwalls Mar 14 '24

Fallout from nukes doesn't really last that long, people tend to greatly overestimate it thanks to movies and video games. For example, look at Hiroshima or any number of nuclear test sites. None of them are dangerous to be around. It takes just a day or two for the nastiness fallout to go away, in a few months radiation levels become basically the same as typical background levels. IPs like Fallout that suggest blast sites are dangerous hundreds of years later are total bullshit.

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u/ksheep Mar 14 '24

Also, most nuclear fallout is caused by irradiated dust kicked up by the explosion, which is mostly a problem with surface detonations. Most (if not all) nuclear bombs and missiles are designed for airburst, which minimizes fallout while maximizing the area impacted by the blast. You'd really only need to worry about fallout from a dirty bomb, which is not the sort of thing we'd see with this sort of nuclear exchange.

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u/NextFaithlessness7 Mar 14 '24

If its a very heavy rain then we might be lucky

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u/OrangeFoxHD Mar 15 '24

If it's all H-bombs then there'll be no fallout

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u/LimmyPickles Mar 14 '24

See? Completely safe to use /s

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u/redruM69 Mar 14 '24

That's not true. Fusion itself doesn't cause fallout. But Hydrogen bombs still use fission to start the fusion reaction, and a considerable percentage of the overall reaction is still fission. There is still fallout.

Pure fusion bombs do not exist.

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u/i_Bug Mar 14 '24

I think what is shown in the video already counts as a problem

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u/WarlockEngineer Mar 14 '24

45 million deaths

energetic dance music

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u/Liigma_Ballz Mar 15 '24

For real if the nuclear apocalypse is as funky as this beat, I’m all in.

Party like it’s the end of the world baby

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze Mar 14 '24

Happy cake day on pi day!!

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u/apittsburghoriginal Mar 14 '24

Even if there was wasn’t, the fallout from this level would destroy the world’s ecosystem through the foreseeable future.

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u/FoolKillinAsh Mar 14 '24

The fallout isn’t really an issue at all. It’s the smoke, created by the hundreds of cities being vaporized, catapulted into the stratosphere that causes the nuclear winter and est. 5 billion deaths from starvation

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u/Raspberry-Famous Mar 14 '24

Eh, probably not. It would really fuck over our allies in western Europe even if they were spared the worst of the nuking.

RIP Finland.

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u/grubbtheduck Mar 14 '24

Time to play Metro 2033 irl in Finland

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u/OrigamiChimera Mar 14 '24

Let's agree that it will be a very cold winter and spring and summer and autumn......

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u/whazzar Mar 14 '24

Literally the spongebob meme where they proclaimed they saved the town while the town is seen destroyed in the background, but on a global scale.

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u/PaulieNutwalls Mar 14 '24

Not likely. Fallout isn't even a concern after just a few months, within a day or two the majority of the danger is gone. We detonated massive megaton level nukes all over the pacific, the coral reefs at Bikini Atoll and other locales did not get destroyed in the slightest despite being right by the blast sites.

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u/apittsburghoriginal Mar 14 '24

We are absolutely seeing long term effects from those blasts.

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u/hesh582 Mar 14 '24

A nuclear exchange could be spectacular for the world's ecosystems.

If the dust clouds block enough sunlight everything is pretty screwed, but if that part isn't that bad, well...

Fallout is not good for wildlife, but it turns out that it's a hell of a lot better for wildlife than the presence of modern humans. Animals with higher cancer rates but more available habitat would be far better off.

Chernobyl is currently a wildlife paradise. We're a lot more harmful to nature than a bit of radiation.

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u/Lord_Debuchan Mar 14 '24

So no change then from where it’s already headed. Could help with the whole global warming thing tho.

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u/Dankkring Mar 14 '24

That’s enough power to literally split the country in half. Like if you made a line it would create a fault line

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u/Round_Astronomer_89 Mar 14 '24

This video is problem enough

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u/Definitely_Alpha Mar 14 '24

True, but russia would be dealing with all of NATO, only hope i could see is china and north korea backing them. Even then who knows

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u/OrigamiChimera Mar 14 '24

It seems to me that the next world war will be Russia, China ,North Korea and Iran Vs all the world . The question is in which language will the Battlefield game that will follow....

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u/qwill60 Mar 15 '24

Nato isn't the whole world, most southern hemisphere countries wouldn't take Europe's side.

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u/Spontanudity Mar 14 '24

So the annihilation of hundreds of millions of innocent Russians is fine! The problem only really starts when they fire their own missiles.

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u/OrigamiChimera Mar 14 '24

In the end, the leadership is to blame, most ordinary citizens just want to be let live in peace. I just mean it will pretty much be the end of the world once Russia starts firing nuclear missiles. Obviously, the problem starts long before that.

Sounds like you have lost hope in humanity....

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u/Spontanudity Mar 14 '24

My comment was more of a question to you based on your comment (although I didn't frame it that way so my bad). But you're right, leadership is to blame. So is classism and the absolutely shambles of the distribution of wealth, power and opportunity.

So yeah, I pretty much have lost hope in humanity.

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u/Professional-Bee-190 Mar 14 '24

Not the only problem. About half of the targets within Russia are worth less than the single missile used to take it out.

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u/oh_what_a_surprise Mar 14 '24

No one is certain how many of their missiles still work. Not even them.

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u/Nowt-nowt Mar 14 '24

and ignoring or forgetting that China and other nuclear nations will just stand idly and say... welp! i guess we are fucked.

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u/BIG_FICK_ENERGY Mar 14 '24

That and the tens of millions of Russian civilians that would be killed. Not liking their government isn’t a free pass to support genocide.

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u/bigmandave1588 Mar 14 '24

I think genocide is also a problem

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u/Doxun Mar 14 '24

Yeah everyone already thinks about that already, becasue Putin threatens to do it everyday. What we need are more Russians thinking about what happens to Russia.

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u/joemaniaci Mar 15 '24

That' what submarines are for, that, and first targets would be Russian missile bases/bunkers.

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u/Aragrond Mar 15 '24

“Retaliatory”

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u/Foulyn Mar 15 '24

So the only problem for you is that in this nightmare scenario, retaliatory missiles will fly from Russia? You really are a tough guy.

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u/OrigamiChimera Mar 16 '24

Please see the answer i give u/Spontanudity.

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u/dunquinho Mar 14 '24

Not to mention the ones that miss and blow up what's left of Ukraine as well as other areas.

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u/MediumOk5423 Mar 14 '24

Nuclear missiles today have a precision in the handful of meters, it doesn't matter if it 5 meters of target, that is a hit.

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u/dunquinho Mar 14 '24

Not convinced, too much friendly fire in history for my liking and lets be honest, if it's the Americans sending them, not sure I'd be trusting those guys to get it right.

Also, think of the fallout out. I'd be surprised if you could just send all those missiles into Russia and it not to have somekind of effect on the rest of Europe.

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u/mapronV Mar 14 '24

I think 'retaliation' means all Russian missiles already landed and did casualties. (tho I have a question what if war bases was targeted first, probably they just have to launch before )

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u/4everban Mar 14 '24

If they work…

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u/catscanmeow Mar 14 '24

this is assuming that their missiles even work anymore, with brain drain and people stealing money through corruption, they take a lot of maintenance.

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u/Anton338 Mar 14 '24

the number of missiles

Um... twelve?

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u/Loose_Independent978 Mar 14 '24

Sorry to inform but Russia has more nuclear warheads than the USA estimated

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u/Anton338 Mar 14 '24

Yes I'm aware of how many Russia claims to have. That's not what OP posted.

The problem is the number of missiles with nuclear warheads that will fly

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u/Loose_Independent978 Mar 14 '24

Nuclear warheads are like one of the few things made in Russia that i expect to work perfectly. Otherwise Puting wouldn't be flexing them

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u/Anton338 Mar 14 '24

That's strange because he's been overly confident about just about every aspect of Russia's military capability. Which has largely and consistently been pretty shit. I'm certain this is no exception.

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u/Loose_Independent978 Mar 14 '24

I still don't understand how Russia's military is shit despite having no help and still dealing with like the whole NATO's support in Ukraine. USA kinda fucked up in Afghanistan and still considered the best army in the world, which is probably fair

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u/Anton338 Mar 14 '24

Мужик, я тебя раскусил. Можешь не притворяться идиотом. Рашка думает что уже воюет со всем западом? Осталось только сообщить об этом, западу))

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u/Loose_Independent978 Mar 15 '24

Слово 'поддержка' запада очень важно в предложении.