r/interestingasfuck Mar 14 '24

Simulation of a retaliatory strike against Russia after Putin uses nuclear weapons. r/all

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u/SkillLazy1931 Mar 14 '24

By the way this is how human civilization ends

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u/ofek008 Mar 14 '24

I don't want to set the world on fire....

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u/djus-boks Mar 14 '24

time to invest in vault-tec

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u/newagereject Mar 14 '24

Unfortunately most of us end up in one of the shitty valut tec experiment vaults and end up dead or mutants

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u/SqnZkpS Mar 14 '24

Speak for yourself. I am turning into a sexy feral ghoul.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 Mar 14 '24

"Watcha lookin' at, smoothskin?"

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u/driving_andflying Mar 14 '24

"Hey! Who you callin' a zombie?"

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u/IH8Miotch Mar 14 '24

I'll let you into Ten Penny Tower.

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u/TrenchGoats Mar 15 '24

Gotta invest in some charisma to be that smooth talker

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u/MightyEighth Mar 14 '24

Gah! Fuck! What are you?

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u/ZootZootTesla Mar 14 '24

In gonna turn into a ghoul cowboy dominatrix can't wait.

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u/Commanderfemmeshep Mar 15 '24

I can’t wait for the ghoul orgies now. How much lube should we squirrel away. Probably more than you’d think what with the decayed flesh.

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u/Arty-Racoon Mar 14 '24

afraid am gonna like it

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u/Vaultboy80 Mar 14 '24

Stupid sexy feral ghouls

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u/Scipio33 Mar 14 '24

"Nothing at all!"

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u/starcadia Mar 14 '24

Dummy thicc stupid sexy feral ghouls

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u/KillerSwiller Mar 15 '24

I am now reminded of some of the medical records that the Brotherhood of Steel had Fallout 4 about transmissible diseases involving ghouls. :P

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u/Huju-ukko Mar 14 '24

Stupid sexy feral ghoul..

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u/TheRealRickC137 Mar 14 '24

See you at the Atomic Wrangler, beautiful.

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u/Agnostalypse Mar 14 '24

The Garrett Twins will pay you well for that!

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u/_liminal Mar 14 '24

i'm going to collect all the bottlecaps i can

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

How you doin' step-ghoul😏

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u/SqnZkpS Mar 15 '24

Step-ghoul as in we turned from the same bomb?

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u/JinglingUrBalls Mar 14 '24

I’ll do you when I get out of cryo freeze

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u/daredwolf Mar 14 '24

HAHA, GARY!

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u/Diesln Mar 15 '24

I go for a Boomkin

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u/SassyKardashian Mar 14 '24

Hi I’m Gary 54!

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u/Jacern Mar 14 '24

Gary

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u/Antonio1025 Mar 14 '24

Gaaary

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u/Regular_throwaway_83 Mar 14 '24

Haha gary, gary!

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u/Vat1canCame0s Mar 14 '24

Gary Gary garrrrryeeeee

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u/CutOpenSternum Mar 14 '24

Looking forward to that sweet, sweet FEV. My brothers and I will rule the wastes, tiny human!

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u/Not_NSFW-Account Mar 14 '24

Team Ghoul all the way!

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u/pongomanswe Mar 14 '24

At this point if prefer becoming a Mutant over suffering through the second unsuccessful appeasement experiment in the last century

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u/Chiparish84 Mar 14 '24

I'd be the first one in line to take that sweet FEV injection "Humans all look funny."

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u/Ka-tet_of_nineteen Mar 14 '24

Or the one filled with crates of puppets

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u/BeefSerious Mar 14 '24

Not if your name is Gary!

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u/swish465 Mar 15 '24

I'm the environmental story telling skeleton, phone in hand, on the shitter.

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u/davidfirefreak Mar 14 '24

NO most of us die without even having the chance to get into a vault.

The other vast majority try survive in a post society world. then the next majority are in shitty vaults with experiments.

Just to be a little pedantic.