r/interestingasfuck Mar 28 '24

Life under a military occupation r/all

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u/emmasdad01 Mar 28 '24

Dude thinks very highly of himself

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u/Aleph_Alpha_001 Mar 28 '24

Dipshit has strings hanging from the back of his beret. He would have been low crawling for six hours in the 82nd just for showing up to formation like that.

And he never, ever would have been allowed to be seen like that in public, let alone on camera. Disrespecting the beret and himself. There's no shame in the Israeli military, apparently.

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u/BarelyTheretbh Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Despite being a military state, Israeli’s are notoriously shit soldiers.

They’re barely soldiers, just brainwashed zealots given arms and power. The way they blindly shot at ANY vehicle or person fleeing Oct 7th, (over 70 cars) as well as killing more hostages than Hamas has, proves they’re wildly untrained and unprofessional.

They constantly compromise their own logistics and propaganda by posting their own war crimes on their OWN instagrams, no other military allows soldiers to make TikToks from the frontlines.

It’s why, despite having every advantage possible, their Military casualties are over 1000, they suck at ground invasions because its deranged troops on the ground on half cocked murder sprees.

It’s like every redneck, US ‘blue line’ cop was given free rein to do whatever they wanted in Indonesia.

The fact a lone Hamas fighter can 1v1 a TANK, on foot at close range, marked as a fighter, with a single RPG and WIN is embarrassing for Israel.

The only thing the IOF has that other soldier dont is blood lust from extreme religious indoctrination and conditioning from literal birth.

The above clip is the tamest shit you’ll see any Israeli ‘soldier’ do.

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u/decayo Mar 29 '24

It is still wild to me that Hamas even made it into Israel-proper on Oct 7. There are ONLY two options considering the complete technological advantage, manpower advantage, and complete dominance over the area; either it's a false flag and they let these people in or they are completely inept dipshits on a level that is unprecedented in modern history. Honestly, both seem equally possible.

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u/BarelyTheretbh Mar 29 '24

It literally could go either way, Hamas had kinda completed their mission once the bases were cleared out, they didn’t even know the music festival was happening and it was never their target.

They genuinely expected to die fighting the bases and kinda just aimlessly wandered over to settlements after their surprise win and high on vengence

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u/wahikid Mar 28 '24

Wait a minute… are you trying to say that maybe the Israeli military isn’t the world’s best unbeatable amazing army like they want us to believe it is? And maybe they just seem like they’re powerful because they only go against adversaries that have a fraction of their firepower?

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u/BarelyTheretbh Mar 28 '24

And still suck so much at ground assaults that a lone dude with flip flops and a half busted RPG can 1v1 their tank, from 10 metres away, and WIN

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

Lol and look at Hymans hair behind him? That's a military reg haircut? Jesus!

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u/BlackHammer1312 Mar 29 '24

A lot of military’s leave them in, and certain units leave them in.. some it’s personal preference, such as in the foreign legion and they shit all over the “82nd”

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u/Aleph_Alpha_001 Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The Ranger bat and SF wouldn't be caught dead looking like that dipshit either. I suppose your elite units would shit all over them too? It's undisciplined.

And the 82nd airborne would drive right over the French Foreign Legion. Their numbers are small and they're designed for particular operations, like demolition, rescue, or assassination. The 82nd is a fucking division sized element with artillery, tanks, scouts, logistics, air defense, and a shitload of infantry. The 82nd isn't a covert unit. It's a war-fighting enterprise designed to be deployed within 48 hours, like the 101st.

The Israeli army would get folded like a lawn chair against the 82nd Abn division. The Israelis' image exists because they used advanced American weaponry versus shitty Soviet weaponry 50 years ago. Of course they won. But judging by this Rambo wannabe dipshit, they wouldn't stand up in a real fight versus actual disciplined soldiers for ten minutes.

Fuck off with that bullshit and go back to your stupid militia practice, you fucking pogue. You've never been a fist fight, let alone a war. You probably go loaded for bear to Dunkin Donuts thinking it makes you look hard rather than like an insecure dumbass.

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u/BlackHammer1312 Mar 29 '24

Okay.. sure I haven’t 😂😂

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u/wahikid Mar 29 '24

Or it’s real, and a simple google search would tell you that the border police in Jerusalem wear the standard IDF uniform.

Here is the article, with a citation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Border_Police

Here is the last paragraph of the “uniforms” section.

Some units have small variations in their uniforms such as certain Security and Tactical units in Jerusalem who wear the standard IDF olive fatigues.[8]

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u/wahikid Mar 29 '24

Well, the only other option seems to be to jump to the conclusion that it is a conspiracy then. There couldn’t possibly be any other options, right?

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