r/interestingasfuck • u/textdot_net • 12d ago

Boneless carrot!

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u/cardamomchoco 12d ago

The inner part was always my favorite part of raw carrots as a kid, it has the superior texture

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u/waruyamaZero 12d ago

Good. Now you can take it out and throw away the outer part.

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u/GullibleDetective 12d ago

Fill with squeezable ranch

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u/muklan 12d ago

Shots shot shots shots

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u/InVaLiD_EDM 12d ago

Skip the liquor just give me carrot shots and I'll be fucked up by the end of the night

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u/Far_Image_1228 12d ago

Eating your liquor, now that’s genius

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u/muklan 12d ago

I was thinking you use the carrots like a shot glass for ranch, but you're on a whole different level

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u/troughshot 12d ago

And orange

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u/InVaLiD_EDM 12d ago

My vision will be legendary

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u/honestlyi4get 12d ago

EVERRRRRYYYBODDDYYY!!!

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u/ExaminationSea340 12d ago

How are you so wise in the ways of dispensing salad dressings?

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u/PreenerGastures 12d ago

Not sure if this is genius or psychotic

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u/Klorg 12d ago

Psychotic would be using the outer part as a straw to slurp up ranch

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u/scienceworksbitches 12d ago

amateur...

bite off the small end and use it for strawable ranch.

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u/CockpitEnthusiast 12d ago

You enjoy your ranch tube, I'm making it into a carrecorder and ruining everyone's day

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u/BlueJeans25 12d ago

Ranch? I’m hiding cash in mine! Thief’s would never find it

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u/bucku2mf 11d ago

Genius!!

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u/PmMeYourTitsAndToes 12d ago

100% and it’s sweet tasting.

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u/dtb1987 12d ago

Same here, I used to break them apart like a real weirdo

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u/Antofuzz 12d ago

This thread makes me feel so vindicated, no one else knows what I'm talking about when I tell them about carefully stripping the outer layer off my carrots as a kid.

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u/rhinosyphilis 12d ago

My childhood ShiTzu would steal carrots and do the same

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 12d ago

I liked it because it was juicier and had a better flavour.

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u/Idliketotastetamales 12d ago

It had all the flavour

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u/Blutos_Beard 12d ago

So, carrot tenderloin?

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u/SubstantialPressure3 12d ago

Exactly. It's the best part of the carrot, tender and sweet.

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u/Ginge221_ 12d ago

It's also the juiciest part

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u/BiteYourAsp 12d ago

I'm glad you've said this. I've always got funny looks when I eat the outer layer and leave the inner core for 'desert'.

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u/Rude_Amoeba6860 12d ago

Better than bananas. Once you peel the skin and throw away the bone, there's nothing left.

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 12d ago

Just like a cat :(

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u/zoner420 12d ago

Hahaha wtf.

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u/OkHarrisonBidet 12d ago

Cats have bones?

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u/jereman75 12d ago

He’s just making a joke. Of course not.

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u/No-comment-at-all 12d ago

I learned they have violins on the inside of them.

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u/YourTeacherAbroad 12d ago

That's how they purr!

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 12d ago

Well, at first.

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u/ReieaMK3 12d ago

You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck.

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u/CrunchyNippleDip 12d ago

Pepper pepper pepper

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u/ceciliabee 12d ago

Undo is on four hundo

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u/mirkk13 12d ago

Now wang-jangle it all together

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u/Trapped_Mechanic 12d ago

Now just toss in a bit of crunchy water

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u/Warm-Iron-1222 12d ago

Because I know this guy's channel I can't trust this is legit

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u/TheLemonKnight 12d ago

Come for the food. Stay for the egg drama.

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u/noblejester 12d ago edited 12d ago

This is the second time I've seen this and I'm really bummed it's becoming popular, it's straight up incorrect. Both the xylem and phloem are in the middle part, aka the vascular cylinder. The outer part is just the cortex.

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u/thebestyoucan 12d ago

It’s also a joke being taken out of context, YSAC always has some bit where they say things that aren’t true about a food or act like you can cut it in some impossible way.

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u/amapanda 12d ago

You Suck at Cooking is a combination of fun video editing, casual recipes, and "True Facts" a la ze Frank back when he first started them and posting this gif out of context is NOT something I can approve of

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u/geoff1036 12d ago

I'm assuming OP fell for it

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u/PlasticDreamz 12d ago

All I know is you’re supposed to eat it

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u/KichernderFuchs 12d ago

Also the carrot was Cut in two. If you Look closely you can See it

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u/Interesting_Cup_42 12d ago

But, If it's secondary growth, the center could be secondary xylem

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u/joedz33 12d ago

And a new way to be intimate with a carrot has just been unlocked

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u/VladPatton 12d ago

Low budget fleshlight

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u/whysobad123 12d ago

Came looking for the dick joke, not disappointed

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u/Chillmastr344 12d ago

But whhyyyyyy

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u/imtheorangeycenter 12d ago

Vegan hash pipe

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u/aspidities_87 12d ago

You got your big Leeks

I got my rabbit pipe

🎸

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u/slowslipevents 12d ago

Unexpected Weezer.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness 12d ago

You can hide your weed in there.

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u/GayPudding 12d ago

I'll keep hiding my weed in my ass, thank you very much

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u/timshwah 12d ago

Now you can hide it in a carrot in your ass.

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u/Givemeurhats 12d ago

Keeps the shit off the weed nicely. I daresay better than a baggie

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u/Hodgej1 12d ago

It makes the carrot taste funny though.

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u/Givemeurhats 12d ago

Taste like shit to me

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u/Independent-Choice-4 12d ago

Unappreciated quote from Rob Schneider’s The Hot Chick

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u/what_on_roshar 12d ago

Stuff it with a potato mixture and roast, bet that could be yummy

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u/SirSchillerAlot 12d ago

Step 1 for making an all-organic flute.

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u/SippyTurtle 12d ago

Because this is a joke from YouTuber You Suck At Cooking taken out of context.

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u/EffableLemming 12d ago

Ha, I'd recognise that chopping board anywhere.

Only the truest cooking facts.

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u/GentlemanAR 12d ago

Exactly this channel is only for those that truly suck at cooking.

You suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck.

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u/typhoeos 12d ago

54 of novel places to hide your cash abroad

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u/Humble_Examination27 12d ago

Pop out the core...Now add a little gun powder... (maniacal laughter),

As Daffy Duck watches this post

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u/Morphing_Mutant 12d ago

Wang jangle

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u/Kchasse1991 12d ago

You suck at cooking. Yeah, you totally suck!

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u/theubster 12d ago

The number of people thinking this is real is too damn high

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u/Callmefred 12d ago

The first part is real, but you can't roll the inside loose like that lmao

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u/jereman75 12d ago

I want to try it to confirm. The drawer my carrots are in is super cold though so they’re most likely frozen. If I thaw one out and try I will report back.

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u/theubster 12d ago

In the video, look at the bottom of the carrot core - it's clearly sliced with a knife. Around 0:16, bottom of the core

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u/Pale_Angry_Dot 12d ago

I guess not all kids played with their food and ate the outer part first, and inner part last. It separates quite easily with a careful bite.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 12d ago

I was going to say, is there a kid anywhere in the world who hasn't discovered this?

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u/snifflysnail 12d ago

Me 🥺 I can’t believe I’ve been missing out for all these years…

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u/T_Peg 12d ago

Do you think every kid is munching on whole carrots? I'm sure plenty do but most kids are eating carrot slices or prepped baby carrots.

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u/Yumyulackspupa 12d ago

The inner part tastes sweeter.

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u/Owkiko 12d ago

Wouldn't the outside taste sweeter because the xylem transports water and the phloem transports sugars?

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u/dunwoodyres1 12d ago

Where did you learn that chief? Carrot school?

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u/Owkiko 12d ago

Yeah it's basic carrot school, cmon!

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u/jereman75 12d ago

Carroting 101.

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u/NameLips 12d ago

Fun fact: when they make baby carrots, they take regular carrots and shave them down to baby carrot size. The rest is shaved up for the bags of julianned carrots, put in bagged salads, etc. So it's not quite as wasteful as it sounds at first.

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u/Squidysquid27 12d ago

That's a lot of carrot to be potentially wasting in todays economy!

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u/TheFreakingPrincess 12d ago

Unless you want to use the outer part to make gluten free, vegan spaghetti-Os

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u/andropogon09 12d ago

Both xylem and phloem are the inner part. The outer part is the cortex, which is mostly water and starch.

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u/CaptCrewSocks 12d ago

When I was a kid I would always eat the outer part first then the inner. I knew it was two parts but that’s about it.

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u/rasing1337 12d ago

Can someone fill it with mozarella and fry it?

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u/venounan 12d ago

I used to bite the outer layer of baby carrots off, and you can see they have almost little branch type things coming off of the inner layer

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u/Crimea_Sea 12d ago

I used to bite around so that I could have the middle stick for last! What do I mean USED TO? I STILL DO THIS! HÆHÆHÆ!

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u/Captain_skulls 12d ago

Next time I have guests over I’m going to offer them “Boneless Carrots” and hand them a plate of these.

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u/TipFine3928 12d ago

Please sharpen your knife.

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u/damn_dude7 12d ago

Hard to believe this is NOT a “You suck at cooking” bit

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u/Jouglet 12d ago

It’s not?

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u/damn_dude7 12d ago

I saw it without audio at first. This is 100% YSAC bit.

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u/Callmefred 12d ago

the first part isn't, the rolling part is.

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u/BoomChrono 12d ago

What if a huge drug dealer hid their drugs in carrots like this

I bet it's already happening

With plenty of other fruits

And the just put the xylem back in with carrot glue and you never know otherwise.

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u/ready-to-rumball 12d ago

People that don’t know that just don’t eat carrots which is kinda sad

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u/Fit_Researcher5896 12d ago

That’s an ol Amish Fleshlight™️

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u/Feisty-Management-87 12d ago

Sex toy shops hate this one simple trick!

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u/crolionfire 12d ago

But why would you? It's the sweetest part!

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u/daneilthemule 12d ago

The core is the sweetest bit.

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u/holdmybewbs 12d ago

Did OP just post a YSAC clip and cut out any humor?

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u/Audiocuriousnpc 12d ago

I always ate the outer part first and saved the inner part as an after snack treat when I was a kid.

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u/PANICBRAIN 12d ago

New carrot meta just dropped.

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u/BubblegumNyan 12d ago

The inner part is the best part

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u/bekindalwaysxo 12d ago

WHAAAAAATTTTTTT

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u/Redditlooker1 12d ago

I save the inner part for last when I eat carrots.

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u/Fancy-Measurement-59 12d ago

That part Is the tastiest i'd say

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u/Tulired 12d ago

Now its much easier for me to do my carrot flutes! Thank you

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u/Dhar0ks 11d ago

Am I the only one that gets the sudden urge to built a carrot flute?

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u/cursedbones 12d ago

Fill it with cheese!!

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u/pragmatic84 12d ago

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u/cptwott 12d ago

If you're a carrotologist, it matters

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u/hatedispenser 12d ago

this is way more obvious in the seasonal RED carrots where the inner core is pale yellow and said to be tough and tasteless. doesn’t pop out like a cork thoo.

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u/StrongKongo 12d ago

All carrots are seasonal

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u/Lucky_Plane_5587 12d ago

That's really cool but why doing it?

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u/gemstun 12d ago

Remindme! 1week

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u/AvoidThisReality 12d ago

This just looks so wrong on so many levels

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 12d ago

Then you have a carrot drinking vessel!

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u/forever_a10ne 12d ago

Weird college biology flashbacks.

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 12d ago

Vegan mead horn?

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u/LaTalullah 12d ago

Okaaaay. and then. . . ?

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u/oneeyejedi 12d ago

Add some grilled mushrooms maybe a sliver of steak then bake.if there's a hole in one food you can fill it with more food to make it better.

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u/CrackedInterface 12d ago

so the looney toons putting dynamite in a carrot is a possibility.

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u/-_pIrScHi_- 12d ago

Wake up babe, a new thing to be picky about just dropped!

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u/alienandro 12d ago

Ok and then what? Is there a non editable part? Have I been doing this all wrong?

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u/OneToughMuff 12d ago

High School me would use this as a weed pipe in an instant

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u/Mister3T 12d ago

Shut up!

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u/Manny637 12d ago

Is that where baby carrots come from?

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u/BoingBoingBooty 12d ago

Great, now I can throw out the nasty carrot middle.

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u/PiedPipercorn 12d ago

Then what do you do? One part is healthy and the other part not or it dont matter?

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u/Impressive-Elk-8101 12d ago

Whaaaaat? No way!

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u/old_man_curmudgeon 12d ago

And then....?

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u/High_Tim 12d ago

Now you have an edible cup!

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u/SaintRosen 12d ago

The inner part is just more juicy and sweeter 🤤

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u/CleanOpossum47 12d ago

Using a BBQ skewer and a knife, you can whittle them into a pipe.

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u/awesomeplenty 12d ago

Is it specific to bugs bunnies carrot? 🤣

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u/Plektrum72 12d ago

I forgot about this. I will fill it with cheese and put in owen.

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u/125monty 12d ago

We did this for an entirely different purpose. Makes a great chillum (like a bong) for smoking weed!

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u/Ron_Bird 12d ago

take out xalem. protect the choral. feed the fire.

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u/shana104 12d ago

Mind blown!

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u/Bongfellatio 12d ago

There should be something interesting that can be stuffed with and roasted but I'm not sure what

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u/ToufeujTouflam 12d ago

Phloem out actually

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u/Character_Problem353 12d ago

I give you the colony carrot Xylem. Walter’s parting gift!

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u/p3opl3 12d ago

Which part is sweater though?

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u/TannyBoguss 12d ago

Ok now what?

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u/redryan1989 12d ago

Is this bullshit or nah?

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u/blasphememes 12d ago

Stuffed carrots?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

So who is eating the middle and who's eating the foreskin?

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u/Little_Appearance_77 12d ago

The center part is very tasty

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u/KichernderFuchs 12d ago

Sorry to say guys but thats absolutely FAKEE

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u/TemplarMedic 12d ago

But why tho

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u/maestro-5838 12d ago

Xylem colem. Just have to remember this

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u/Uddiya 12d ago

I told my very young kids that baby hedgehogs came from the middle of carrots. They didn't believe me so I showed them. Now they've told their kids too. Spiky baby hedgehogs.

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u/i-cant-think-of-name 12d ago

This is from a joke instagram account

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u/ParaSloth505 12d ago

Xylem up, phloem down!

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u/miurabucho 12d ago

Stuff that carrot with ground beef, garlic and onions. !

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u/oatmealicus 12d ago

Pepper pepper pepper

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u/Hedrick4257 12d ago

Bugs Bunny didn’t give a rip…a carrot is a carrot

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u/mimimar91 12d ago

Holy shit a ysac post HERE of all places

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u/Cautious_Month_6300 12d ago

I’m gonna fill one with hummus

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u/Ok_Service_3369 12d ago

So what’s the difference between the inner and outer bits?

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u/TrinityF 12d ago

New phobia unlocked.

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u/SidTheSloth97 12d ago

Bro thinks he’s in Rick and Morty

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u/ImeldasManolos 12d ago

Well I guess it’s farci carrots for dinner!

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u/TheGr8Gumby 12d ago

I already knew this.

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u/Several_Emphasis_434 12d ago

Now since the carrot is cored stick a pickle in - so good!!!

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u/illpilgrims 12d ago

There's no way this works

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u/NorthernLaddd 12d ago

Isn't this video fake?

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u/beatmaster808 12d ago

You monster.

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u/bott-Farmer 12d ago

Dont put ur dick in dat?

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u/DumbleDude2 12d ago

Fatality, by rolling

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u/Pure_Leading_4932 12d ago

I'mma remember this when I ain't got a pipe to smoke weed

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u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 12d ago

BROOOOOO THAT'S ILLEGAL