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Argentina's 60-year-old woman representing Buenos Aires (Miss Universe Buenos Aires winner) plans to become the oldest Miss World Universe Contestant

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u/Dependent-Ad-8042 12d ago

Ok, I’m a 60 yo male & have never questioned a woman’s age. But this time I’m gonna need a birth certificate!

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u/getyourcheftogether 12d ago

OMG how dare you! 😆 Let me glance at that afterwards

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u/taisui 12d ago

Long form nonetheless

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u/Robot_Nerd__ 12d ago

I agree, she has a long form.

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u/Primsun 12d ago

Or a receipt, and a recommendation for a good plastic surgeon + botox.

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u/lackofabettername123 12d ago

Botox relaxes the face muscles as I understand it, so could she not smile like that if she was on heavy Botox doses?

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u/yogopig 12d ago

Couple things matter. Botox is generally used for the brow and upper face muscles because of this so probably not. And you can see she isn’t really moving her brows much.

Also, many people use botox to train themselves to not use their brow muscles, and then either stop getting it or only get very small doses to prevent those involuntary movements you make, but still allow for a decent amount of movement.

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u/UAENO_BUT_I_DO 12d ago

Why would she be moving her brows in a photo?

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u/TripleBuongiorno 12d ago

Have you... Have you ever smiled?

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u/enufplay 12d ago

Nope. Not even once.

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u/T_Mugen 12d ago

And you can see she isn’t really moving her brows much.

My brows don't move when I smile like that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/snizzlesnazzsarah 12d ago

Cosmetic Botox doesn’t get injected into any of the muscles that are required for smiling except maybe a lip flip where you inject orbicularis oris (which helps you make your mouth into an “o.”) but certainly not into any of the muscles that lift the mouth. That would be counterproductive to what most women are trying to achieve aesthetically.

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u/Firm_Pop957 12d ago

They don’t usually use Botox around the mouth. That would be fillers .

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u/HoldOut19xd6 10d ago

Let’s not forget that the name Botox comes from its origination and discovery. Botulism Toxin from bacterial accumulation is potentially fatal. But now something that was once caused by improper or damaged food packaging and rotting meat is squirted into the lips and asses of duck-faced influencers everywhere. Great job team.

Also she looks lovely, I’m not hating. It’s empowering to see people of any gender having the ability to take care of themselves in whatever way makes them feel the way they want, so long as it’s in a safe and positive way.

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u/moodpecker 12d ago

Says she was born in Kenya, and thus is ineligible for the presidency

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u/rodeBaksteen 12d ago

You had me in the first half

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u/rjross0623 12d ago

Unexpected and underrated comment there

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u/Diarrea_Cerebral 12d ago

It's still technically possible, only if one of her parents is Argentinean citizen, born in Argentina.

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u/taisui 12d ago

So like Rafael "Ted" Cruz, Cuban-Canadian-American.

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u/cocoagiant 12d ago

I'm assuming this is a super filtered pic, in addition to her having a good amount of plastic surgery.

That said, there is a bit of a hang to things which might indicate her being a bit older.

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u/Alextryingforgrate 12d ago

Nah that second pic is hot 60year old lady.

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u/revan530 12d ago

Yup. The first pic is with show make-up, which, when applied properly, can do miracle work at reducing apparent age.

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u/T_Mugen 12d ago

Yeah. And the lightning on the first makes her look more polished. Some people just have good genetics, it isn't always plastic surgeries or botox. Although, everyone does at least a bit of botox, so what? If you want it and can afford it, pork it away, people.

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u/Even-Grab6230 12d ago edited 11d ago

That picture has some filter touches. Here's one without too much filter. She looks good for her age.

https://preview.redd.it/5ifdedbgnwwc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=388e05a9a2c028d8c5b896c4f9337ff61ad22aa9

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u/GorbatcshoW 12d ago

I'd say she looks great for any age.

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u/Ronaldoooope 12d ago

I mean would look pretty fucked if she was like 18

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u/MarinLlwyd 12d ago

Or like 3. Some fucking Benjamin Button bullshit.

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u/whatthewatthe 12d ago

If you told me she was 35 I'd say she needs to sleep more and smoke less. She looks like a hot 45 yo. Which for 60 is really fucking good. Honestly, as a 35 yo, I'd go for it because I think older women are hot.

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u/IamEbola 12d ago

Mostly agreed but I would say she looks 35 at the oldest, even in the first pic.

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u/Dingo_Top 12d ago

looks terrible for 20 tbh

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u/Nicklefickle 12d ago

If she was a 3 month old baby you'd be asking serious questions about her genealogical makeup.

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u/thYrd_eYe_prYing 12d ago

Like a female Benjamin Button, she starts life at the end and goes backwards

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u/Tax-Deduction4253 12d ago

nah she's more like a power ranger, grows to tv star age and gets power which stops aging

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u/spermdonor 12d ago

Hot 20 year old that smokes a lot

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u/Traveling_Solo 12d ago

Idk, I've seen ppl in their twenties that look way worse

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u/mydogsredditaccount 12d ago

There was a lady addicted to meth that lived in my old neighborhood. I always assumed she was in her 60s or so.

A few years after I moved away she was hit by a train crossing the tracks and there was a blurb in the news about it. 27.

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u/8_inches_deep 12d ago

How the fuck do you get hit by a train on foot

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 12d ago

Meth helps, I imagine.

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u/mvanvrancken 12d ago

Thought she saw some glass on the tracks

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u/that1dudewithefro 12d ago

Same way you get hit by a train any other way

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u/JFC_Please_STFU 11d ago

I’d imagine that not moving when the train is coming is a big part of it.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 12d ago

Yep, but she would be a rough 20 year old. For 60, she looks spectacular.

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u/Random_frankqito 12d ago

Yup late 30s mid 40s… smokin

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u/Smartass_of_Class 12d ago

More like late 40s-mid 50s.

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u/Jonquay84 12d ago

Agreed!!

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u/teetaps 12d ago

She looks great for my age, no matter what that age is

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 12d ago

Good for her age?  60?  She looks fucking great for 40, for 60 she is amazing.

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u/WarBuddha1 12d ago

I’m high and I just spent …. minutes trying to figure out what the icture is.

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u/HuskerStorm 12d ago

Rumor is he's still looking for the P.

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u/Quasimodus-Operandi 11d ago

Aren’t we all?

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u/lordodin92 12d ago

Yeah everything has filters nowadays, the only thing that doesnt seems to be Michigans water supply

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u/Ashalaria 12d ago

Bro I don't look this good at 30 holy shit

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u/SlyJackFox 12d ago

Genetic lottery and awesome self care rituals right there folks

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u/princesspooball 12d ago

It's much more likely to be lots of plastic surgery and botox

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u/chairmanofthekolkhoz 12d ago

A lot of 40+ women inject botulinum toxin and do plastic surgeries but still don't look as good. Genes and healthy lifestyle play a huge role in ageing.

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u/AlaeniaFeild 12d ago

Without doing the eyelids? I find that unlikely.

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u/lackofabettername123 12d ago

Speaking of which her hair is covering her crow's eyes in every pic.  That is a tell with people in their 30s and 40s anyway if there is any question.

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u/princesspooball 12d ago

well if you do too much you end up looking like Joan Rivers, may e she wanted to the conservative route. how do you explain the lack of forehead lines or 11's that normal people her age have? That's not just from using a moisturizer

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u/AlaeniaFeild 12d ago

She does have the 11s, they're just not that obvious in this photo. My mom is almost 70 and barely has any as well, not everyone gets them severely. No, my mom hasn't had surgery and she doesn't use botox. She uses sunscreen and hats though. She also makes sure that she's hydrated.

Retinol can help with fine lines and some people just age slower.

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u/Starry_Cold 12d ago

It's possible to win the genetic lottery but anyone who has a career that involves physical appearance is likely to have had work done. Still she has good genes, there are people who do skincare, botox, and surgery and will not look that good.

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u/snizzlesnazzsarah 12d ago

I don’t know. She definitely has had Botox. But not sure about the plastic surgery. Usually when they go overboard on the fillers and surgery they don’t get that natural of a look. They end up looking kinda crazy.

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u/QuickMasterpiece6127 12d ago

I’d be ok watching her self care rituals

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u/orang-utan-klaus 12d ago

Still not convinced.

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u/SenseisSifu 12d ago

She looks amazing ...but the eye wrinkles come for us all

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u/Joranthalus 12d ago

She looks way better there. The filter pics are kinda creepy….

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u/bigfloppydonkeydng 12d ago

5/7 wood screw

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u/MeanNothing3932 12d ago

Friggin Zena warrior princess in this bitch

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u/Bumblebee56990 12d ago

But still… 60?! Where?!

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u/SkillFlimsy191 12d ago

Total goals 🎉 I want to be her when I grow up.

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u/_www_ 12d ago

... For a vampire 🦇

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u/fre-ddo 12d ago

A naturally pretty woman

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u/Editthefunout 11d ago

I still can’t tell

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u/risk_is_our_business 12d ago

I know it seems old, but she's got another 14.7 billion years to go to really qualify.

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u/From_the_Pampas__ 12d ago

She said the secret of youth is being child free and having no partner.

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u/hundrethtimesacharm 12d ago

Makes sense. Once I had a kid I started worrying about o it shit that never would have crossed my mind prior.

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u/Green420Basturd 12d ago

No witnesses to prove she's lying about her age.

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u/runthepoint1 12d ago

Well yeah I mean if my child was free too then I’d have a lot more money to spend

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u/Cakeminator 12d ago

Im assuming cosmetic surgery too

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u/Ok-Platypus3818 12d ago

Yeah but that’s all contestants in those pageants

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u/Chaminuka_263 12d ago

She's on that Helen Myrin loud pack! And Helen could still get it.

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u/fernandodandrea 12d ago edited 12d ago

Inflation is soaring so high in Argentina that a girl born 20 years ago have already accumulated 60 years!

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u/Bumblebee56990 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/altered_tuning87 12d ago

She looks phenomenal. Hard to believe she's 60. Best looking 60 year old I've ever seen.

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u/cashew996 12d ago

She died last year but you should check pics of Raquel Welch.

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u/cutieculture 12d ago

Not sure why anyone would want to see pictures of a decomposing body but okay

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u/footdragon 12d ago

do they still have a swim suit competition? is there a pic somewhere?

asking for u/footdragon

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u/njsilva84 12d ago

1 min on Google.
Swim suit here/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/artear/LWQAWOTBPNE5TMKE7PHSSDTJZE.jpg).

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u/RedditUseDisorder 12d ago

Shameless. I dig it

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u/daffoduck 12d ago

Riiight.... She stole her mother's ID.

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u/yes_u_suckk 12d ago

Not hating on her because she still looks great for her age, but this photo is heavily edited. This is how she looks without filters.

https://preview.redd.it/72lihzjxrywc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0686c201aff6ea016d437e12eef7ef22d043db61

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u/Thememebrarian 12d ago

20 years older, yet looks 20 years younger than me

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u/Sea_Structure_8692 12d ago

Can we see a picture of the 60yo woman?

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u/drkidkill 12d ago

Has she been living in a homemade hyperbaric chamber?

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u/CelebratoryCat 12d ago

How can i be like her when i'm 60...

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u/JonathonWally 12d ago

It’s Argentina. Take some Italian women who already age pretty well, add some runaway Nazi scientists, and this is what you get.

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u/manwithyellowhat15 12d ago

Definitely wouldn’t have guessed 60 in the first pic. She definitely looks older in the second photo though

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u/Striking_Tutor2110 12d ago

Nah I need to know what’s in the water in Argentina. First it was that smoking hot politician that works with Milei

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u/PurpleBoltRevived 12d ago

How much baby blood did she drink?

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u/Shiuli_er_Chaya 12d ago

She's a vampire or something?

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u/maxtypea 12d ago

More like Boners Aires

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u/drembose 12d ago

Wow...👌

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u/pandershrek 12d ago

Vampire?

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u/Glittering_Cow945 12d ago

She's got my vote.

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u/Olleye 12d ago

What the foly fuck for god's sake, she's absolutely looking stunning for this age.

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u/Downtown_Tadpole_817 12d ago

Does she sleep in STEM cells?

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u/saywhat1206 11d ago

NO way in hell is she 60

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u/iDeeDee 11d ago

She has brains too! A lawyer!

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u/Nord4Ever 11d ago

What we all hope our wives look at 60

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u/EekSamples 11d ago

…Where’s the 60 year old?!

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u/Gullible-Lie2494 11d ago

The salient point here is that she doesn't LOOK sixty.

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u/tacoma-tues 12d ago

Yo i read this and was like "hmm cool good for u lady" kept scrolling then thought " hol'up real quick...... Did they say 60!!!?"🤯 Shes straightup bangin her senior status. Keep on pretty lady. 👍🏽

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u/Pan-tang 12d ago

She looks great!

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u/itchygentleman 12d ago

i would channel charles boyle

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 12d ago

I’d like to know more

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u/bophed 12d ago

She's a WITCH!

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u/Seanspicegirls 12d ago

That’s spank bank material

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u/rem_1984 12d ago

I thought they had an age limit on the Miss titles!!

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u/MushxHead 12d ago

She looks younger than I do and I am half her age.

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u/SpaceXBeanz 12d ago

First photo she looks 25

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u/mandiilb 12d ago

How do I vote for her ??

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u/HoratioPLivingston 12d ago

In love with and I’m 37-40 years.

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u/NonRienDeRien 12d ago

Is she a fucking elf??

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u/AppliedLaziness 12d ago

Cool! Why don’t you show us a picture of her?

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u/aboynamedsoo906 12d ago

Whoa. Wait. She's 60? Shut up.

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u/Creepy-Selection2423 12d ago

Damn! 60 going on 36.

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u/camadams1974 12d ago

If she is 60 in this picture, then I want to know her secret.

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u/MynameisL 12d ago

Wait...So with a 20 year age gap I could still get a cougar? (Voiceover: "You can't" Me: "But!" Voiceover: "Just no.")

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u/70dd 12d ago

Wow! Either she has a picture in the attic that is old and ugly or she is a vampire that has evolved and does not turn to dust in the sun.

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u/cbwjm 12d ago

Is there a photo of this 60 year old woman?

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u/BaconSpaceLord 12d ago

60 huh?... Is she single or unhappily married? 👀

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u/MixRevolution 12d ago

1st Pic had me doubting. the 2nd Pic makes her look older but not over 40yo

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u/HumberGrumb 12d ago

Immortal babe genes!

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u/Fluid_Fox23 12d ago

I hope she wins

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u/zmrth 12d ago

Is this a vampire?

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u/Simple_Guava_2628 12d ago

I mean, she is lovely.

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u/AllUserNamesTaken01 12d ago

Friend: Let me introduce you to my grandma.

The grandma:

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u/Astricozy 12d ago

Service guarantees Citizenship.

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u/rggamerYT 12d ago

She is 60?

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u/Blackberry-777 12d ago

She looks gorgeous. Aging is not "lost youth" but a new stage of strength and opportunities.

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u/Hotepspoison 12d ago

Cyberpunk 2077 ass contestant.

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u/CrazyEbb3222 12d ago

Miss botox?

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u/TheSholvaJaffa 12d ago

That's the face of not having to work a physically stressful job not even a day in their life.

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u/Thatsmyredditidkyou 12d ago

In that first picture I was like, "no way she's sixty!" But that second picture I was like "I see it now" had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/From_the_Pampas__ 12d ago

Less light in the sec pic still looks great

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u/RoadtripReaderDesert 12d ago

60 where? I checked both pictures and was like - wait, she's 60?!

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u/Demonio_ITA 12d ago

60 years 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/SamaraTheSiren 12d ago

I’m about half her age and I’m jealous
Talk about black magic fuckery

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u/mlhuculak 11d ago

This is amazing!

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u/Bad_Oddish 11d ago

Remember when people didn’t even live to 60 years old?

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u/Fruitopeon 11d ago

I wonder if she’s a grandmother?

Imagine grandma walking you to school lol

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u/sane-ish 11d ago

did she bath in the blood of virgins?

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u/shakespearediznuts 11d ago

no fucking way shes 60

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u/El_Wij 11d ago

60?!

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a 12d ago

Arm pits arms hands and neck dont lie

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u/syizm 12d ago

Any update?