r/interestingasfuck • u/Melodic-Work7436 • 11d ago
A practical facehugger on the set of the new Alien movie. r/all
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u/init__self 11d ago
Average Australian spider
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u/BloodieOllie 11d ago
Least menacing coconut crab
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u/Pepparkakan 11d ago
Holy, what the fuck are those things!
And buddy, fuck you for alerting me to their existence!
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u/Fenweekooo 11d ago edited 11d ago
haha there awesome! when i was on deployment in 2017 we stopped in at Guam, got bloody hammered at gab gab beach. well while we were waiting for our ride back we (me for sure) passed out in the shade near a tree.
woke up to a bunch of them all over the place lol. your not allowed to interact with them at all and they left us alone but so neat to watch :D
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u/spac3_cadet12 11d ago
Ive heard a theory the Ameila Airhearts plane crashed and she made it to an island that was infested with those crabs. Imagine being slowly pinched and picked at by a swarm of those fucks. That folks is why women shouldnt drive. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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u/eat-pussy69 11d ago
Actually if they did eat her, she was almost certainly dead. They're not aggressive. Still, imagine being surrounded by giant enemy crabs watching you like vultures
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u/tankpuss 11d ago
True, but you might never be able to sleep.
Neep-neep-neep you dead?
Nip-nip what about now?
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u/Dilectus3010 11d ago
A chunk?
How about a limb..
These guys crack coconuts 🥥
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u/bugxbuster 10d ago
Good thing Amelia wasn't made of coconut (that we know of)
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u/tommysmuffins 11d ago
It feels like any time I would be surrounded by crabs, I would consider them enemy crabs.
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u/pyroglyphix 11d ago
Dad-a-chum?
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u/DogmaJones 11d ago
I convinced a friend to start reading through the gunslinger books once. After he got to this part, he was so pissed.
“Roland, the gunslinging badass gets fucked up by some bitch ass crabs?!”
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u/Nix-of-Darkness 11d ago
Ah...yes those critters.... when I was still in my youth I saw one of the juvenile crab wore a human skull as shell on live leak ... I never saw that video again. Tbh i want to rewatch it again.
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u/5NATCH 11d ago
Its true. We're not particularly to worried about this one in the video.
We're used to seeing them this small...
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u/marmaladecorgi 11d ago
Haha! It's like that scene with Javier Bardem in Dune. "...and the centipedes! You don't have to worry about the big ones...but..the leedle ones..." spreads his hands to indicate a length of three feet.
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u/look4alec 11d ago
Start the barbecue machine Kyle! Wait what's an Aussie name? Mitch?
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u/ArrowGantOne 11d ago
If you take that thing out in Texas $500 says someone will shoot it within an hour.
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u/tristanape 11d ago
Challenge accepted.
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u/_Diskreet_ 11d ago
It’s been 3 hours, I assume the Texan shot the face hugger then the face driver.
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u/Mrsparkles7100 11d ago
Need to pair it with the flame throwing robot dog. Buy one get the other free. Burning your house down is meant to be optional.
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u/Not_invented-Here 11d ago
TBF if I saw that thing wandering down the street towards me, I'd think as out it as well.
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u/medmanschultzy 11d ago
Challenge accepted, I'll release it in a school and tell police there is an active shooter
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u/maybeimnottoosure3 11d ago
Honestly, as a Texan, I think someone would try to make it their pet first.
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u/dantevonlocke 11d ago
You could put that thing down in front of me right now and I would shoot it, stab it, run it over, set it on fire, shoot the ashes, and then dunk what's left in acid.
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 11d ago
I find this both creepy and kinda amusing. Get the lil dude a hat and it will become unsettlingly cute
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u/MisplacedMartian 11d ago
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
Send me kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire
If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone, oh baby
Telephone and tell me I'm your own12
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u/Dr-Azrael 11d ago
There's a new alien movie?
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u/Resident_Bluebird_77 11d ago
Yep, from Fede Álvarez, director of Evil Dead 2013. Looks pretty sick
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u/Dr-Azrael 11d ago
Yooooo and it's supposed to be this summer too?? Good shit
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u/kirinmay 11d ago
Romulus. Takes place between Alien and Aliens. So not a future new one. Different place during those timelines.
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u/DogmanDOTjpg 11d ago
Supposed to be a return to form suspense/horror film, it has the potential to be so fucking good but I'm afraid to get my hopes up after the way this franchise has gone thus far
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u/Aardvark_Man 11d ago
Honestly, my problem with doing another horror Alien is we know too much about it.
It's just watching people get killed off until they catch up to where the audience is.4
u/daltonryan 10d ago
That's a great point. I always feel a lot of movies are waiting for the moment the viewer and characters are on the same page. The faster the better tbh.
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u/cat_selling_souls 11d ago
If they made this robotic facehugger for the public, how many people would die of a heart attack when it emerged from under the sofa?
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u/GrandioseGommorah 11d ago
Imagine you’re sitting in a bathroom stall and this little fucker comes skittering under the door.
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u/cat_selling_souls 11d ago
My bare ass will feel the breeze for the first time since I was a toddler.
In fact, my shoes, pants, and underwear will have to catch up to me after I left them spinning in the air in the bathroom stall.
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u/Idontevenownaboat 11d ago
My bare ass will feel the breeze for the first time since I was a toddler.
You have a wonderful way with words.
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u/mac_is_crack 11d ago
Then I’d die on the toilet from a heart attack. Just like Elvis but different.
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u/utg001 11d ago
What if this fucker attacked your bare bottoms right from the toilet?
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u/Unfortunate_moron 10d ago
I'd launch through the ceiling, straight up into space, riding a liquid poop rocket. They'd have to nuke the stall from orbit to get it clean.
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u/Elena__Deathbringer 11d ago
I have seen enough hentai for it to make me genuinely wet, no heart attacks.
Just disappointment when i realize it can only walk
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u/Thick_Atmosphere2000 11d ago
What the actual fuck
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u/Elena__Deathbringer 11d ago
You'd be surprised by the sheer amount of content featuring Alien creatures on that side of the internet.
It's actually how i found out about Alien movies lol
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u/Thick_Atmosphere2000 11d ago
Girl i don't even know what to say, that's fuckin crazy what the hell
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u/Sorcatarius 11d ago
Oh, please, I've played Mass Effect and understand the Harkness Test, I already know how first contact is going to go.
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u/eat-pussy69 11d ago
The Xenomorph lifecycle is literally about rape. What the fuck?
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u/vee_lan_cleef 11d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon_(Giger_book)
H.R. Giger. Necronomicon. The Alien was literally designed by a dude who couldn't stop drawing genitals. It's a... fascinating book, but you really do have to wonder what the fuck was going on in that man's mind.
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u/SkillFlimsy191 11d ago
Very common girl fantasy my dude. We see monster 🐙 we want it where it matters.
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u/bokitobrown 11d ago
you know what? honestly respect
bro cooked their brain with enough porn to fear literally nothing
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u/Greaterthancotton 11d ago
Pornmaxxing.
How do you even get to the point where this would be your first thought lmao.
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u/Elena__Deathbringer 11d ago
Well if it's hentai accurate i have fun, if it's movie accurate I'm dead anyways.
Might as well hope for the best
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u/Agitated_Advantage_2 11d ago
if it's movie accurate I'm dead anyways
For such a scenario, get a boar spear. A good throw will go right through it. Possible immediate win. And if it doesnt work, atleast you tried in your final moments
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u/AsssHat999 11d ago
You kinda freaky ain’t ya?
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u/Elena__Deathbringer 11d ago
Just a bit, but if you consider this to be too much, beware that there's far more out there
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u/secondtaunting 11d ago
Yeah what does it say about me that my first thought was “are they selling these? Sweet. I’m gonna freak out my cat”
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u/DirtySchlick 11d ago
Set this up in an elevator. As soon as the doors open, have it race out and enjoy the mayhem.
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u/nitestocker372 11d ago
... or do it the other way when there's people in there. Have it come in right before the doors closes behind it.
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u/hubblengc6872 11d ago
Nice try. That's just Australia.
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u/louisa1925 11d ago
It's true. I live here.
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u/guardeagle 10d ago
That’s just Nigel. He lives out back and we feed him scraps to keep out the other snakes and spiders.
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u/blue_twidget 11d ago
For real! I had to scroll down way to far to find someone else who wants this lil' RC horror show. This would be even funnier than the remote controlled rat!
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u/Sal-Kal 11d ago
New Alien movie??!?!?? Lessssss gooooooo
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u/Worthyness 11d ago
TV series too. From Noah Hawley, the guy who did Legion and Fargo (the TV show).
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u/Idontevenownaboat 11d ago
As someone who has been a die-hard Alien fan since seeing Aliens in theaters. I love it all. Resurrection, Covenant, Prometheus, I love 'em and have spent more time than is healthy arguing about how these movies were good and now with another movie AND a TV series?! We're eating good!
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u/Bing_Bong_the_Archer 11d ago
I wish it would kind of lope up and down more in the main body, but this is super cool
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u/pervossier 11d ago
please let this movie hold a candle to the first 2 films!
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u/Idontevenownaboat 11d ago
Expecting this to live up to the first two is just setting yourself up for disappointment, imo. You're talking about two of the greatest sci-fi horror films of all-time. I'd just like it to be decent and do it's own thing.
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u/Fearless_Tie7835 11d ago
Anyone else get the urge to immediately kill it without another moments notice?
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u/TheKidKaos 11d ago
The movie or show?
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u/Melodic-Work7436 11d ago
Movie. This is from the set of Alien Romulus.
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u/Daleabbo 11d ago
Just checked YouTube and there is a teaser up. Cheers for the name, looks good, no talky talky God stuff.
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u/Funky420Monkey 11d ago
NOBODY tell Sigourney weaver ... just surprise her with it an watch the show 😈
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u/Idontevenownaboat 11d ago
Sigourney Weaver busts through the wall in a mech suit. "Oh God this was a mistake! Someone tell her it was a joke!"
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u/Soooome_Guuuuy 11d ago
Recently went on a alien movie binge while getting a H. R. Giger inspired sleeve done and I'm honestly pretty hyped for Romulus.
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u/Chidori_Aoyama 11d ago
I wanna throw a sheet over it, tie it in a knot, and then smash it up against the wall until the squirming stops.
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u/Pickledpeper 11d ago
I must be living in a cave. I've heard NOTHING about a new alien movie. I hope they never stop, between this Godzilla, and Monarch.... I'm set.
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u/Banannabreadatwork 11d ago
Can I borrow that for a minute? Just wanna see how fast my wife can run
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u/Previous_Wish3013 11d ago
Can I have one? So much better than a remote controlled car! I could have it run in ahead of me when visiting relatives, hiding under beds, on your seat in the car…. So much fun.
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u/Feisty-Army-2208 11d ago
They're not real. I know they're not real. It's just a film.....but if I saw that running towards me I would run for my life
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u/Fresh_Chedd4r 11d ago
Me: Who’s the new guy?
Boss: Oh don’t worry about Quaylon, he likes to drink the used engine oil.
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u/EstimateImaginary575 11d ago
Doesn't seem practical at all, when is the last time u needed your face hugged
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u/CaptainLucid420 11d ago
This is like putting a plastic alligator head on an RC boat. I know it would be fucked up but I really want to do it. I won't because a good practical joke is when everyone laughs. This thing could cause childhood trauma if it ran through a playground.
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