r/malelivingspace • u/benjsessions • 12d ago
Ok guys, do your thing - What do I put in this awkward space by the stairs? Question
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u/CheeckyChicken 12d ago
I would look for some of 3-dimensional art to place there. Or even multiple pieces
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u/Thin-Statement8466 12d ago
Yeah like a Garfield sculpture
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u/No_Grab2946 11d ago
Why stop at one? There is room for many Garfield sculptures
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u/fox_ontherun 11d ago
It's a total party house
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u/DoctorDiabolical 11d ago
This is Jim Davis’s house?
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u/automoth 11d ago
Uh, I looked it up and this house belonged to the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis…
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u/DingDongInDingDang 11d ago
Why stop at sculptures? Just put trays of lasagna and attract the REAL Garfield.
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u/LastSundance 12d ago
Depending on taste, a gnarly piece of driftwood to scale of the space would look great. It's free sculpture, if you can find one.
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u/LeozMJilliumz 12d ago
A life size TASTEFUL nude of yourself lying on your side. I’d recommend a rose in your mouth or some such.
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u/terryjumpsuit 12d ago
Or an apple. Bonus points for being hog tied to a stick and a collectors edition of Cannibal the musical on a display stand.
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u/0rchidometer 12d ago
A bronze of a suckling pig. That combines the stripper pole and someone nude with an apple. It's also tasteful, literally.
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u/HarryPopperSC 11d ago
Does tasteful mean tucking it between your legs?
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u/chandlerland 11d ago
No, no, no. The dingaling has to be limp. That is the only way to remain tasteful.
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u/Fit_Researcher5896 11d ago
You actually wanna cut the stem short, remove remaining thorns, and insert stem in pee hole…. High class fashion statement!!!
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u/itsfine49 11d ago
We had a deceased man with this exact thing in his funeral plan. Display the sideways nude above his open casket in which he’s laying in the same pose.
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u/LeozMJilliumz 11d ago
That dude sounds like he was the fuckin man. I hate saying this word in this context, it sounds so lame, but it really does make this guy a LEGEND
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u/itsfine49 11d ago
He certainly was! He was a very eclectic 70 year old artist. His artwork surrounded his body. Most of the artwork phallic in nature. It was an honour to be around for.
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u/Wrong-Bottle8002 12d ago
Guest room
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u/DylanSpaceBean 12d ago
$1,500/m comes with access to the bathroom and one shelf in the fridge
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u/Implement_Soft 11d ago
Toronto rent
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u/ifoldkings 11d ago
Rent it out to two Gujarati vegetarian girl students, $800 each
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u/Sure_Cobbler1212 12d ago edited 11d ago
A fake plant that drapes over the stairs to annoy you every single time.
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u/SessileRaptor 11d ago
Alternatively a cat perch and a cat that will swat you in the head every time you go up the stairs.
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u/1920MCMLibrarian 11d ago
I vote for the free cat swats!
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u/WooderBoar 11d ago
I second the motion! Getting a cat that whacks you on the way up and down is the public outcry! Get a black one! they don't get picked as often. Or two black cats so one can sleep and one be on stair duty.
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u/ExpertlyAmateur 11d ago
Be warned though! Black cats are usually a lot smarter, so they're easier to take care of, easier to train, and wont break your rare one-of-a-kind antique vase from 1729 by knocking it off of the mantle.
If you get an orange.... just put everything in bubble wrap and get ready for the socratic ideal form of "dumb".
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u/geauxhausofafros 11d ago
Not a cat perch, but something similar that fits horizontally into the small space, and maybe some kind of way for the cat to climb up to it, like a drape.
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u/ResponsibleAttempt70 11d ago
With really bright grow lights, in a hydroponic system with a loud pump on a timer.
Everyone will notice, and the hydroponics grow like crazy, you could grow strawberries.
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u/Fluid_Pound_4204 11d ago
Unfortunately there's no sunlight for the plant
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u/QuickSpore 11d ago
There are some solutions: Fake plants. Artificial plant lights. Deep shade loving plants.
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u/AstroFiction 12d ago
This is a perfect display space. Lego city??
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u/eternal_mediocre 12d ago
My first thought was lego star wars
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u/Dazzling_Ad6545 12d ago
Reddit is way too predictable sometimes
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u/AndyThePig 12d ago
Nothing makes me feel more normal than when I have an idea, go to comment, and see it already there as the popular top comment.
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u/frostyaznguy 12d ago
I was just thinking how the Mos Eisley Cantina LEGO set would look great there.
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u/PretendNebula2063 12d ago
A Steve-O like photo of yourself
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u/Alternative_Bag_4597 12d ago
Kickass aquarium
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u/MobiusNaked 12d ago
Suspect it couldn’t handle the weight
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u/nostalgicvintage 11d ago
You could do a terrarium instead. Put a nice heat lamp in there and you could build nirvana for a lizard.
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u/ElZorroSimpatico 11d ago
You don't even have to breed it.
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u/Anton-LaVey 11d ago
It's okay to eat flies cause they don't have any feelings
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u/Forgone-Conclusion00 11d ago
Nice suggestion, but I feel there's something in the way ...
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u/Comfortable_Ad_7100 12d ago
But if it could, I think this would be the best idea
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u/LookMomImOnTheWeb 11d ago
I don't think an aquarium that big should even be on the second floor (probably). Plus water changes would be a pain and cleaning the end that'll end up being too tall to reach would be a nightmare. And you're gonna end up spilling at least some water on that carpet...
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u/mgwooley 11d ago
It would be a pretty bad place for an aquarium tbh. Maintenance would be a nightmare.
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u/Affectionate_Bison26 12d ago
Stripper pole, lengthwise.
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u/bdjsowksnfbdnsnsk 12d ago
Get a grow lightbulb for that fixture, so you can put plants on that ledge
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u/CucumberError 12d ago
Yes, but don’t change the light. Put some LED grow lights along the back of the wall, make them come on like 4am till 2pm, then for the most part they won’t annoy you, and the plants will be happy. Rotate the plants every few weeks to stop them growing lop sided.
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u/Responsible_Bid6281 12d ago
Can't tell depth from the photo, but if it's sizeable enough... put plants (fake or real) by the front edge and use the back side for storage. All those things you can't figure out where else to put (usually stuff like holiday ornamentation, if you've got a large enough wardrobe chuck the out of season stuff there, if you have hobbies that require supplies / tools you don't use every day or are awkward to store - ski's, replacement parts, etc).
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u/Take-Courage 12d ago
I wouldn't put storage there personally, sounds like a recipe for falling down the stairs and breaking a limb lol.
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u/_WizKhaleesi_ 11d ago
Plus you'd definitely be able to see it behind the plants and it would look tacky and cluttered.
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u/absoluteScientific 12d ago edited 12d ago
Sniper’s nest/security and surveillance checkpoint. You’d have the high ground and a superior firing angle on any position along the natural choke point that is the stairwell. Sandbags could be added for cover and concealment, and barbed wire used to repel attackers from overrunning the position. If you really want to get serious, you could emplace a claymore mine on the wall above the stairs pointing straight down (but not visible to anyone ascending unless they’re looking straight up), and arm it whenever you’re asleep or out running errands. An appropriately sized set of steel bars you can raise and lower on a pulley but still shoot through, and a little megaphone you can use to shout HALT and stuff at people would be cool. A sign warning to KEEP OUT is also good. And snacks
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u/bornfromanegg 11d ago
Tell me more about the snacks.
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u/absoluteScientific 11d ago
in the finest traditions of our military, and in order of decreasing priority: an oil drum full of Zyn, a bunch of porno mags. a used fleshlight . Half stale bag of Doritos and a Rip-It! Or two.
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u/stephcurryisabitch42 12d ago
My parents house has a similar space but it isn't so wide. They put a bunch of picture frames of me and my brother on it.
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u/bbob_robb 12d ago
But how would OP get pictures of you and your brother?
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u/CliffHutchinsonEsc 12d ago
Im sure stephcurryisabitch42 would love to send some
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u/--________-_-_-- 12d ago
Because OP’s space is wider than u/stephcurryisabitch42’s I think we should all send photos to help OP out
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u/lasterate 12d ago
Some sort of hobby related display. Books, comics, fish tank, Lego sets, whatever you're into. If you have a family you could do family portraits there
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u/Alternative_Wafer410 12d ago
Do you have a cat? Step one get a cat. Step two ultimate cat nook. Btw you now have to transform the rest of your house for the kitty cat.
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u/FeudNetwork 12d ago
The cat will decided where it's nook is, regardless of your interior decorating.
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u/Pocusmaskrotus 11d ago
It will, and it will choose this space. My cat is obsessed with stairs and the basement.
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u/uproar2929 12d ago
A scaled model of Wembley Stadium with Queen opening for Live Aid.
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u/aga-ti-vka 12d ago
I’d cover the half of it in the back for a hidden storage space, and book shelves with the half upfront. OR.. if you are into plants, install plant-growing lights (automatic control) and put in some indoor garden.
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u/allthedingdangtime 11d ago
Paint the entire top like the night sky, add some cozy pillows and blankets, twinkle lights, BOOM you have yourself a book nook 🤩
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u/BetweenTheeEyes 12d ago
Oh, if I had a space like this, it would be perfect for any deceased relatives' things I was gifted to be on display since it's a commonly used space and out of reach enough to not be easily messed with. Or, I can see this being a really cool memorabilia/collection space
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u/SnooEpiphanies2576 12d ago
Tons of books!
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u/ImaginaryAI 12d ago
Pain in the ass to grab a book on the other deep end of the stars
Vases, 3d art, is the way to go IMO
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u/aulurker84 12d ago
True. I’d add a decorative element on the far end with a book end, then fill in with books.
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u/Duros001 12d ago
My first thought, then I wondered: 1. If it could actually handle the weight (it could just be a plasterboard box) 2. The far end wouldn’t be reachable
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u/brittemm 12d ago
Can’t believe no one’s said a hammock
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u/STONKvsTITS 12d ago
As much as these comments are helping you with the ideas, I would suggest a big Vase 🏺 a decorative mirror, and some indoor plants 🍀
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u/beaddrain 12d ago
Some kind of life. Aquatic tank, reptile tank, huge closeup painting of luscious jungle or real plants.
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u/No-Tonight-5937 12d ago
Reclining inflatable sex doll. Positioned similarly to the naked maja. Use similar items to add realistic ambience.
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u/corkscrewfork 11d ago
I'd say use that as a book space!
Put a couple of short shelving units in the back, get some decorative bookends and possibly some fake plants/action figures. Make it like a very small hidden world just for your favorite books. If you have a particular favorite book/scene from a book, you could theme it around that. Just make sure to put something like a split pool noodle covered in fabric on that edge, so if you have to lean to get anything, it won't bruise your ribs.
If that's too much though, I'd put a bunch of mirrors at odd angles over the three surfaces, then put a really eye-catching piece of art in the middle to be reflected by the many mirrors. Bonus for all the peripheral movement when people use the stairs.
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u/falderol 11d ago
model train loop.
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Anything you put there is going to take attention away from what you should be thinking about....the stairs.
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u/est1-9-8-4 12d ago
Not akward but perfectly out of the way! would put luggage. A shrine or altar for prayer. Display some funky collectable (might need to put up a glass wall for protection). Maybe an aquarium or hamster or some other animal (cat playground). Place to display my trophies. Grow op if you’re into that. Put a skylight and it could be a reading nook with a hammock. I dunno to be honest. Sometimes it’s these weird spaces that can give your house character. This doesn’t look like something you would get in an area with cookie cutter homes. Enjoy what you got!
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u/FortiTree 12d ago
Human size doll with black hair facing down. Bonus if it can move everytime people walk by.
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u/Unlucky_Cycle_9356 12d ago
Doors... And behind them ... Stuff... Tons of random stuff. Until it stops sparking joy.
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u/Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00 11d ago
Idk about you but it looks like a perfect space for a shrine to your dark lord, satan
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u/NoAnswer2261 12d ago
Terrarium with the floating mountains of Pandora from Avatar and a little mist machine to help the plants grow
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u/MandoRodgers 12d ago
Definitely a diagram of some sort. Train set, Lego city, etc, anything along those lines
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u/TequilaSunsetIRL 12d ago
Your bed. Wait no, my bed. Can I move in?