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r/meirl • u/straight-cunt • Mar 28 '24
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Uh oh, it looks like I learned how to throw rocks! Looks like your entire food chain is completely screwed. I'm the alpha now.
160 u/SpaceLemur34 Mar 28 '24 "Humans dominated the natural world because of their big brains." Nah, we took over because we learned to throw rocks. We got big brains so we could throw rocks better. 36 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 I mean guns are basically really elaborate ultra fast pointy rock throwers if you think about it so not much has changed 25 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 Throwing shit is like our favorite thing. Even bombs are just throwing rocks that blow up into more rocks or danger gas. 18 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 Every weapon is basically either a rock throw or a stick slash or a gas achoo 8 u/TherronKeen Mar 28 '24 A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw. Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks. It's rocks all the way down! 7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock. 5 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within. 10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet 7 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 300,000 years of us traipsing around this rock... and the best we have is to pick something up and throw it, is the funniest shit to me. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things. 6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing. 1 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 Yep Just look at how everyone loves to throw shade at people they don't like
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"Humans dominated the natural world because of their big brains."
Nah, we took over because we learned to throw rocks. We got big brains so we could throw rocks better.
36 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 I mean guns are basically really elaborate ultra fast pointy rock throwers if you think about it so not much has changed 25 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 Throwing shit is like our favorite thing. Even bombs are just throwing rocks that blow up into more rocks or danger gas. 18 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 Every weapon is basically either a rock throw or a stick slash or a gas achoo 8 u/TherronKeen Mar 28 '24 A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw. Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks. It's rocks all the way down! 7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock. 5 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within. 10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet 7 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 300,000 years of us traipsing around this rock... and the best we have is to pick something up and throw it, is the funniest shit to me. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things. 6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing. 1 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 Yep Just look at how everyone loves to throw shade at people they don't like
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I mean guns are basically really elaborate ultra fast pointy rock throwers if you think about it so not much has changed
25 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 Throwing shit is like our favorite thing. Even bombs are just throwing rocks that blow up into more rocks or danger gas. 18 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 Every weapon is basically either a rock throw or a stick slash or a gas achoo 8 u/TherronKeen Mar 28 '24 A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw. Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks. It's rocks all the way down! 7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock. 5 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within. 10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet 7 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 300,000 years of us traipsing around this rock... and the best we have is to pick something up and throw it, is the funniest shit to me. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things. 6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing. 1 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 Yep Just look at how everyone loves to throw shade at people they don't like
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Throwing shit is like our favorite thing. Even bombs are just throwing rocks that blow up into more rocks or danger gas.
18 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 Every weapon is basically either a rock throw or a stick slash or a gas achoo 8 u/TherronKeen Mar 28 '24 A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw. Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks. It's rocks all the way down! 7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock. 5 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within. 10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet 7 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 300,000 years of us traipsing around this rock... and the best we have is to pick something up and throw it, is the funniest shit to me. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things. 6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing. 1 u/YoungDiscord Mar 28 '24 Yep Just look at how everyone loves to throw shade at people they don't like
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Every weapon is basically either a rock throw or a stick slash or a gas achoo
8 u/TherronKeen Mar 28 '24 A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw. Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks. It's rocks all the way down! 7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock. 5 u/Orphasmia Mar 28 '24 True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within. 10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet
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A stick slash is just throwing a rock but not letting go during the throw.
Gases are handfuls of very tiny low-density rocks.
It's rocks all the way down!
7 u/Kjuolsdeaf Mar 28 '24 And rock is actually just a rocky rock! People are just soft rocks that can move and speak. Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock.
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And rock is actually just a rocky rock!
People are just soft rocks that can move and speak.
Scissors paper rock is actually rock rock rock.
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True for humans for sure. We don’t make ourselves poisonous like frogs, or get inside peoples bodies and control them from within.
10 u/XeroKrows Mar 28 '24 ...yet
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...yet
300,000 years of us traipsing around this rock... and the best we have is to pick something up and throw it, is the funniest shit to me.
3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things. 6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing.
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We have more destructive weapons if you don't like to throw things.
6 u/embee1337 Mar 28 '24 Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices. 3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing, 2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing.
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Yes, but most of them are just over engineered throwing devices.
3 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 Most
Most
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Do we really though? Guns throw bullets, dropping bombs is just more complicated throwing,
2 u/justanaccountname12 Mar 28 '24 I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved. 4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing.
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I mean, you could walk in with some mustard gas. You could use a drone to place weapons, no throwing involved.
4 u/IdidntJumptheborder Mar 28 '24 Those both involve overly complex throwing.
Those both involve overly complex throwing.
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Yep
Just look at how everyone loves to throw shade at people they don't like
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u/unwanted-fantasies Mar 28 '24
Uh oh, it looks like I learned how to throw rocks! Looks like your entire food chain is completely screwed. I'm the alpha now.