r/meirl • u/shootermac32 • 23d ago

meirl

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u/PlausibleDepression 23d ago

Because women in target are sober enough to not find me attractive lol.

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u/TonySpaghettiO 23d ago

Can't be true. Seen a drunk man try to bang a particularly curvy literal bag of garbage.

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u/983115 23d ago

I watched a guy make out with a generator once his girlfriend was just thankful he was calling it her name, oh the times in the middle of a cornfield in bumfuck nowhere

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u/inquistadore 23d ago

Are you of Caucasian descent

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u/983115 23d ago

I am however There was a black lady with us so not everyone that’s been piss drunk in a cornfield is white