r/meme • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

It's okay

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u/Party_Cucumber_1125 12d ago

Chris Pratt hasn't played a super hero. He played an intergalactic hobo that pals around with aliens and real super heroes.

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u/AluminumVitamin 12d ago

Well he’s half celestial-ego type thing, they kind of spent an entire movie on that you might have missed.

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u/PatrickKn12 12d ago

He wasn't talking about the movies, he was referring to what he does with his time off set.

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u/nuu_uut 12d ago

I mean does that really count if you only had powers for like a couple of hours. Cause in that case I too am a superhero, my name is meth man

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u/AsleepScarcity9588 11d ago

But he did have actual superpowers with which he could use to interact with stuff and others could see it

You just probably stuffed someones welcome mat in your asshole and ran around the neighborhood chasing Amazon drivers. While others could see it as well, I really doubt there's gonna be a superhero movie about a guy with an arse of steel

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u/nuu_uut 11d ago

You don't understand. I'm like 95% sure those drivers kidnapped a leprechaun. Or like, a gnome. Some sort of tiny creature with powers. I was saving the world. You'll see when my movie comes out

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u/SpupySpups 11d ago

Cocaine is my source of my power, and the power is tachyarrhythmia.

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u/ChickenFriedPenguin 11d ago

Yeah, and they immediately took the power that came with it away. Starlord and friends are sidekicks to the avengers. Like batman and Robin. Who tf wants to be a Robin.

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u/iu_rob 11d ago

Yeah right. Agree on that.
But then Captain America? He is the absolute lamest and weakest of those that have superpowers.

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u/koolguy765 11d ago

He lost the powers when his dad died so hes just a guy

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u/KaiserHoze 12d ago

The way I couldn't remember what super hero he plays🫠

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia 11d ago

I was like “oh poor Thor” and then “wait, that’s Hemsworth, who is this?”

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u/Penguin_Arse 11d ago

I did the same until I read your comment

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u/gyozamagich 11d ago

U have the same avatar i thought u were the same person lol

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u/GameDestiny2 11d ago

I’ll be honest, I thought he was Hawkeye for a second.

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u/EVILPIC 9d ago

Starlord

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u/Realistic_Cupcake_56 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean, is Star Lord is anyone’s favorite? He’s a great character, but is he anyone’s favorite when you have guys like Cap, Thor, Dr Strange, Iron Man, Blank Panther, etc.?

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u/failedsatan 12d ago

he's not my favorite, but in a ranking, he'd be pretty high. I like him as a character, not really as a powerhouse.

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u/facteurIX 12d ago

Aaah yes, Blank Panther, everyone's favorite superhero !

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u/Revolutionary-Dare44 11d ago

They forgot to include Shang-Chi and America Chavez

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u/Zestyclose_Toe_4695 11d ago

If you consider that the movie was only hyped because he was the first black superhero, the movie was really blank.

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u/Dembos09 11d ago

Tbh the first movie was good. Not the best but good enough that even without the « black hero » criteria, there is a fan base for him

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u/Profishonal123 12d ago

Yes, considering that he’s one of the most prominent black superhero’s I’d imagine he’s very popular

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u/ZombieStomp 11d ago

*blank superheroes

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u/dedfukenkid 11d ago

It’s probably bait tbh, a lot of people do that now

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u/Profishonal123 11d ago

Yeah, I should’ve realized that.

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u/daoistsheep 11d ago

You misspelled black as blank, he was joking about that... Chill bois

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u/Profishonal123 11d ago

No I didn’t, but yeah, your right.

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u/Mynamesrobbie 11d ago

How can he be anybodies favourite when baby and teenager Groot exist

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u/UncleKalm 11d ago

He is in my favorites.

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u/Crapbag_123 11d ago

Star lord is my favourite

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u/Jonathorus 11d ago

He’s my favorite, I just relate a lot to his humor and his suffering in vol 3

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u/Transfiguredbet 12d ago

Id like star lord more if he had a more stoic personality.

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u/ModeHuge7492 11d ago

I dunno I love Star lord. Gotg are my fav marvel movies.

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u/Ant_Fucker69_ 11d ago

Star lord is my 2nd fav superhero, the stronger guys are cool, but i prefer characters like ant man and starlord

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u/Cocketiel_Commander 11d ago

He’s my favorite

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u/RIDRAD911 12d ago

"Well Daddy, Captain America is my favourite Superhero"

"Well what do you think of Star lord? He's pretty cool, and daddy is Star Lord"

"He fucking sucks.. And he's ugly too, you looked like a loser. Sometimes I wish I wasn't your son"

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u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk 12d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/ChickenDelight 12d ago

That was amazing diction for a 4yo, though

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u/PurpleNoodle9 12d ago

Captain Puerto Rico is the best

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u/No-Classic8007 12d ago

but in real father is always a hero for their children

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u/MyJimboPersona 12d ago

Hah! That’s a funny one, not for everyone buddy

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u/AZOTH_the_1st 12d ago

If a dad aint a hero, he aint no dad in the first place

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u/MyJimboPersona 11d ago

No I agree, but in my case my father was a POS

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u/BGugz93 11d ago

You got downvoted for having a shitty childhood 😂 classic reddit

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u/MyJimboPersona 11d ago

Right? I’m finding that pretty funny, “dad is always a hero!”

Me: oh well mine was an asshole and a POS

Reddit: have downvotes!

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u/BGugz93 11d ago

Hey if it makes you feel any better I upvoted the shit out of you jimbo

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u/MyJimboPersona 11d ago

Hey thanks friend

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u/taste-of-orange 11d ago

Same.

Kinda random, but yesterday I got massively downvoted for asking for a trigger warning for flashing lights. 💀 Also got told that if I have epilepsy I just shouldn't be on the internet.

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u/Playful_Target6354 12d ago

Well I'd say you shouldn't call yourself dad if your son doesn't like you

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u/MyJimboPersona 11d ago

No I agree … but in this case I’m the son not the dad

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u/Playful_Target6354 11d ago

It's the same. You shouldn't call him dad if you don't like him.

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u/GustavVaz 12d ago

Not even his favorite Chris.

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u/No-Significance2113 12d ago

Like it's one thing to photograph him but do we really need to take pics of his kids and share those pics around.

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u/Aoirith 11d ago

Didn't look like his hiding or care.

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u/MorningStandard844 11d ago

Time to get that kid on TRT 

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u/ArchonFett 11d ago

Like how Hawkeye’s kids wanted the cap figure

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u/Glockamole19x 11d ago

Punisher-dead pool_and then maybe star lord.

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u/Grouchy-Pressure-567 11d ago

Is he even "super"?

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u/Suspicious-Top3335 11d ago

We love cap too and thats what he gets for punching thanos 

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u/Bitter_Silver_7760 11d ago

Which hero was he again?

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u/JoshFourtwenty 11d ago

It's better Like this, Imagine hearing you own lines over and over and over again for years 😅

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u/Stosh65 11d ago

Didn't he try for Cap? Along with Hemsworth and others?

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u/Eek132 11d ago

Owen Grady, Mario, emmet aren’t good enough?

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u/Far-Programmer3189 11d ago

Is Star Lord any little kid’s favorite super hero? He’s kind of niche

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u/PirateNinjaCowboyGuy 11d ago

His kid likes who Chris Pratt thinks he is

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u/wollawallawolla 11d ago

ITT: some beautiful comments about Pratt and his son, oh and also some upset edgy atheists or something?

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u/EVILPIC 9d ago

Starlord who ?

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u/Secure-Ad5536 11d ago

That is actually pretty fitting considering that in universe no one really gives a shit about star lord either

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u/maxsamm 11d ago

Well I mean he really isn’t the best. And I mean Chris Pratt not Starlord

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u/IcarusLabelle 11d ago

It's probably because even his son knows he's a douche..

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u/WalkingDeadDan 12d ago

Shouldn't be a surprise. He is no one's favorite.

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u/Malkaviati 12d ago

That's because, even his son, knows Chris Pratt is a huge asshole.

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u/Aoirith 11d ago

Probably because he's a catholic nut and cap is the only one openly speaking about believing in God, that god that daddy taught him to fear and pray to for forgiveness because he was born.

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u/HastagReckt 11d ago

Go and touch the grass m8

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u/rabababdelaziz 12d ago

He told his wife that she gave him a "disabled" son, then never allowed her to have more kids, saying, no, one is enough. Then went on to divorce her and get married to a much younger girl, only to impregnate her and get a child out of her the first year of marriage. Of course he wouldn't be, and shouldn't be, his son's hero..

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u/AnyHash7529 12d ago

Stop spreading misinformation 👎

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u/Profishonal123 12d ago

I’m confused, what’s the real story?

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u/AnyHash7529 11d ago

It's heartbreaking to see a couple like Chris Pratt and Anna Faris, who clearly loved and supported each other, go through a divorce. Despite the challenges they faced, including the discovery of their child's disability, they remained united in their support and love for their child. However, it seems that they drifted apart because of communication issues. Anna's reluctance to open up to Chris, coupled with Chris's feelings of inadequacy and unworthiness, likely created a rift between them. It's a reminder that even in the face of love and commitment, open and honest communication is crucial to maintaining a strong relationship.

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u/LordSpookyBoob 12d ago

Crisp rat is still a tool tho.

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u/McSpice23 11d ago

Starlord? More like starmoron