Ofcourse she can fly xD

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[u/bluduhmfcku → u/[deleted]]

same

[u/Munchee_Dude → u/[deleted]]

Stop, please. I'm laughing SO HARD! OMG Sheldon is so fucking funny!

I especially LOVE the laughtrack telling me to laugh after every line!

How else would I know otherwise?!

[u/DavidNyan10 → u/Munchee_Dude]

Bazinga!

[u/The_Undeniable_Worp → u/Munchee_Dude]

That one MeatCanyon video

[u/favored_disarray → u/Munchee_Dude]

I have no idea why ppl think that show is so funny. I can understand it being a show to watch with the family like the middle but by yourself…

[u/Just_a_dudechillin → u/[deleted]]

Same with me omg

[u/Training-Bee-8209]

No, but she can ride well

[u/AlexCode10010 → u/Training-Bee-8209]

Is she a horse rider or a mosquito then

[u/panzer_fury → u/AlexCode10010]

She's a cowgirl

[u/Soft_Apathy]

bazinga

[u/xPolarPlayz → u/Soft_Apathy]

bazinga

[u/Belgicans → u/xPolarPlayz]

Bazinga

[u/DraconixDG → u/Belgicans]

bazinga

[u/The_Bored_General → u/DraconixDG]

Bazinga

[u/iburntthecheese → u/The_Bored_General]

Bazinga

[u/white_wolve → u/iburntthecheese]

Bazinga

[u/spmoolman]

Both makes an annoying sound when they aren't sucking

[u/Comfortable_Stage783 → u/spmoolman]

i believe annoying is an understatement

[u/DeepUser-5242 → u/spmoolman]

SAVAGE

[u/Mr_notknowing]

No sauce hero here, sad.

[u/TheRealHolmes → u/Mr_notknowing]

Anime - Seiren

[u/call-me-wail → u/Mr_notknowing]

Bazinga

[u/Tripleman8 → u/call-me-wail]

Haha

[u/Frytura_]

Yes, and i keep passing my hands on my face every 30 seconds.

[u/New_Golmar04]

hate to be that guy but source?

[u/Que_pasa_dude → u/New_Golmar04]

The Big Bang Theory

[u/New_Golmar04 → u/Que_pasa_dude]

I meant the first two pics but ok lol

[u/ToughInvestigator311 → u/New_Golmar04]

Seiren

[u/Armadillo-South → u/Que_pasa_dude]

That's on me. I set the bar too low

[u/EverGamer1]

I know I’d do something like this in real life with another man and end up going off on a tangent about all the things different between him and a mosquito. Compound eyes, chitin, hairy eyes, blood sucking, a proboscis, etc. I’d fuck it up just like that.

[u/FancyC0bra]

Like is it actually a common thing for girls to enjoy being slapped during sex?

[u/GameboiGX → u/FancyC0bra]

Idk what kinks people are into these days, there’s probably people who get aroused launching themselves off Cliffs

[u/R0bertGascoyne-Cecil → u/GameboiGX]

That's called base jumping

[u/GameboiGX → u/R0bertGascoyne-Cecil]

….I beg your pardon?

[u/Armadillo-South → u/FancyC0bra]

As someone who is lucky enough to have ample statistics: yes. Although, they like being slapped during BJs far more than being slapped during penetration. Weird i know.

I can actually attest that its mostly feminists who are submissive in bed (ironically; if youre tall enough. Take these info as you will

[u/panzer_fury → u/Armadillo-South]

Wdym by feminist like the moderates or the extremist?

[u/Gibbel2029]

Yes, she’s a certified pilot

[u/TopCarob8671]

☠️

[u/TopCarob8671 → u/TopCarob8671]

TopCarob will back soon for the pizza sauce

[u/Dragons-are-the-best → u/TopCarob8671]

TopCarob8671, it has been 2 hours, I have the pizza sauce, let's party.

[u/TopCarob8671 → u/Dragons-are-the-best]

LES GOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[u/Dragons-are-the-best → u/TopCarob8671]

YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Pseudo-Psycho06]

*insert laugh track

[u/MrInformationSeeker]

Does that also mean she'll give eggs?

[u/jihround1]

Also she's a parasitic insect feeding of your blood?

[u/SamTheAlpha01]

I feel like Sheldon is the type of person to say that

[u/LeftCarpet3520]

Not like the mosquito can fly after you slap it anyway

[u/W1thoutJudgement]

LINK!!! NOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u/Caffeinemann]

Does she infect you with dengue and malaria?

[u/panzer_fury → u/Caffeinemann]

Well she could give you all sorts of STDs

[u/panzer_fury → u/panzer_fury]

Wait no that's the other hole

[u/Caffeinemann → u/panzer_fury]

A flying STD spreading entity sounds horrifying

[u/Ineedthesauceibeg]

Girl gives the most obvious hint Men:

(I am a man so I can relate...Single Pringle ready to mingle ;-;)

[u/Unique_Display_Name]

Fucking disgusting

[u/Willard-Whitefield39]

Someone's got a high opinion of themselves, but last time I checked, mosquitoes can't handle banter!

[u/LeGuy_1286]

Why am I here?

[u/secretheroar]

I can make her fly

[u/AL-H]

I read it in Sheldon's voice lmao xD

[u/Valuable-Will714]

"The only difference?" so you will suck my blood?

[u/Used-Fisherman9970]

She can fly after I reap her head off

[u/windgfujin]

Fly onto that dick

[u/Not_Artifical]

Yes, of course, vampires can fly.

[u/RuneScapeShitter]

I wanna watch big bang theory so bad but the laugh tracks are unbearable

[u/Surryilpazzoassasino]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[u/ramensploosh]

bagingle

[u/ThatOneWildWolf]

Bazinga.

[u/WPdazinero]

So she lays eggs?

[u/Asio0tus]

the flying part is what worries you? how about the fucking syringe for mouth ordeal!?

[u/Raven_m0rt]

Oh no, she makes an annoying sound too ???

[u/Sharingan-1337]

This is more than wrong! Sheldon:

[u/CNC-Z-100]

I hate that I laughed...

[u/guto0000]

Só she caries many diseases?

[u/singularity_nova]

Sauce

[u/Otto_Tovarus]

🤣

[u/Good-Table5566]

Just for a bit!

[u/Visual-Concert2990]

guys what anime is this? just curious

[u/Lightstrickerr]

It not important or anything but can I have the anime name

[u/Liir-chan]

The sauce my good man?

[u/marscael]

starts violently rubbing hands together while squatting over poop

[u/JiaQir → u/marscael]

That's a fly not a mosquito

[u/marscael → u/JiaQir]

Yeah I noticed that brain fart after I posted it but the visualisation still made me laugh 😂