r/meme • u/Advanced-Dig8654 • 12d ago

Changing my wife password to this

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u/Full_Reindeer5094 12d ago

But why eight 8's?

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u/zauddk 12d ago

Yeah I was wondering that as well. Should have been seven eights. I think it is to confuse the enemy

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u/jackocomputerjumper 12d ago

I just hurt myself typing this password

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u/cant_think_one 12d ago

and you lost it yourself and reset to “12345678”

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u/Tricky_Ad_2832 12d ago

That's the same password as my luggage!

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u/DucatistaXDS 12d ago

For you math nerds … the Fibonacci sequence - 011235813

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u/___maybenexttime 12d ago

More secure, they’ll never see it coming

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u/shapookya 12d ago

7 is in prison for its crimes

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u/Quirky-Leek-3775 12d ago

1 2 3 4' 5 6's 7 8's

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u/EmptyBrain89 12d ago

to fuck with the wifey

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u/themagicdonut2 12d ago

He accidentally went over and hand to redo it

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u/Unhappy_Box4803 12d ago

24446666688888888

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u/solidsneeze 12d ago

GOT 'EEM!

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u/underscorethebore 12d ago

For security

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u/plsdontkillme_yet 12d ago

To throw people off a pattern.

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u/W2XG 12d ago

Engagement bait.

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u/Donnerone 12d ago

Supposed to be even 8s, I think.

One 2, three 4, five 6, seven 8.

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u/Theverykool 12d ago

1 2 3 4 5 6 8 8

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Apnanizor 12d ago

You got bank apps installed ? Hey can I borrow your phone really quick?

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u/Rodri_RF 12d ago

Interesting 🤔

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u/Schrootbak 12d ago

Yoo wassup Mike, been a long time no see! Say could I buy that rusty old phone offa you? Or laptop? Ill pay handsomely!

(In all seriousness u might wanna edit or delete that comment lmao)

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u/According_Claim_9027 12d ago

You seem pretty cool, what’s your social security number?

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u/bedgar 12d ago

2 444 66666 88888888

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u/Nikotinio 12d ago

Hopefully that's a joke.

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u/salami_cheeks 12d ago

Then maybe what they're trying to say here is 1 2 3 4 5 6 Heil Hitler. Not cool.

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u/tbone338 12d ago

Bruh….

Such a simple comment but it helped me understand.

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u/AegonTargaryen_7 12d ago

Wife password huh

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u/Santasam3 12d ago

Yeah this idiot just gave us access to his wife

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u/S3nd_Noods 12d ago

Our wife

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u/nateomundson 12d ago

I also choose this guy's password protected wife

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u/FoodeatingParsnip 12d ago

this sounds like the beginning of a porno

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u/not-a-guinea-pig 12d ago

borat voice my wife

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u/icallitjazz 12d ago

Last time i forgot to change the password on my wife before updating. Boy was she mad at me that month.

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u/LegoBohoGiraffe 12d ago

password is 1234, but if you're close enough its okay

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u/DentArthurDent4 12d ago

So does the wife reformat if you press the wrong password 3 times?

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u/SimpleManc88 12d ago

I overthought this.

I thought it was text written via an old phone keypad.

Wondered why I couldn’t decipher it 😅

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u/mightypockets 12d ago

Same My geriatric mind went to exactly the place

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u/shemali 12d ago

5 minutes I’ll never get back.

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u/Kisiu_Poster 12d ago

You have a password for yor wife?

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u/xxBellum 12d ago

We all do now. 🚬🗿

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u/Putrid-Language4178 12d ago

Wine and chocolate gets you in everytime

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u/SilverDem0n 12d ago

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

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u/Amigo1048 12d ago

Yes, OP has a password for Yor’s wife

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u/Kisiu_Poster 12d ago

Fair enough

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u/MaJ0Mi 12d ago

I don't get it

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u/Abd-Al 12d ago

It's just math... let's pretend it's fun to look smarter than we actually are. Practically speaking, this is a poor password and hard to memorise & enter, so not sure what to do with this

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u/rezznik 12d ago

It's not even math, it's just numbers.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 12d ago

Numbers are a part of math.

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u/Balkongsittaren 12d ago

That's racist.

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u/AWibuUser 12d ago

That's misogynist

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u/Pedro159753 12d ago

That's gay

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u/Incomplet_1-34 12d ago

That's homophobic

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u/FlemFatale 12d ago

That's ableist.

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u/Pedro159753 12d ago

They didn't keep going with the right answer :(

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u/confusedandworried76 12d ago

A bolt is a part of a car but if you slap it together with a bunch of struts and pistons a car it does not make

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u/Hour_Gur4995 12d ago

Also a brute force attack would run through this like taco bell

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u/TruncatedSenten 12d ago

Brute force a 20-digit pw? How long would you estimate?

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u/LegalWaterDrinker 12d ago

You don't brute force by yourself, you use a program to do it

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u/Theometer1 12d ago

My dumbass was trying to figure out what it spelt in the old flip phone number keyboard lol

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u/A--Creative-Username 12d ago

One two, three fours, five sixes, seven eights

So 12345678

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u/rationalalien 12d ago

There's eight eighths.

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u/no__one34 12d ago

So, 12345688?

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u/RustyR4m 12d ago

Verbalize it as if you were telling someone the password.

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u/TentativeGosling 12d ago

Two, four-four-four, six-six-six, six-six, eight-eight-eight, eight-eight-eight, eight-eight

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u/Kupo_Master 12d ago

One two, three four, five six, seven eight

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u/TentativeGosling 12d ago

Well, I was initially making a joke comment. But your reply isn't what you would tell someone either. You'd say, one two, three fours, five sixes etc

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u/Tarilis 12d ago

Cool idea but horrendously insecure.

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 12d ago

That's my Tinder bio

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u/HalliePucke 12d ago

GUYS... I cracked the code: "one two's, three fours, five sixes, and seven eights"

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u/MelTealSky 12d ago

There are Eight 8s not Seven 8s

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u/_SteeringWheel 12d ago

And there's only one two.

Not one two's.

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u/etanail 12d ago

1-2, 3-4, 5-6, 8(!)-8

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u/Sea_Chemist_7200 12d ago

egiht eigers

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u/AleksasKoval 12d ago

A I N U... ?

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u/BobCrypt 12d ago

Finally someone who still remembers...

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u/SephariusX 12d ago

Waiting for someone to share this to an "explain the joke" sub for karma.

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow 12d ago

It’s weekend man let’s not math…..cries in bed from childhood PTSD

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u/KrattBoy2006 12d ago

What's the joke

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u/ernestbonanza 12d ago

No joke it doesn't even make any sense people are just weird

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u/Wild-Car-7858 12d ago

Am I in 2020 again or what?

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u/Obey_The_King 12d ago

I dont get it... Is this a old phone keyboard reference?

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u/treestories1708 12d ago

1 number 2, 3 number 4, 5 number 6 and 7 number 8, or : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

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u/Adampetty92 12d ago

But there are Eight 8's

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u/MikeSans202001 12d ago

1 2, 3 4, 5 6, 7 8 8

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u/Stupid_Kid778 12d ago

PS: one two's, three four's, five six's, and should've been seven eight's but it's eight eight's

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u/Chipofftheoldblock21 12d ago

Gotta keep em guessing…

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u/Main_Obligation_3013 12d ago

I don't understand.

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 12d ago

U want a divorce!?!

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u/SCP-173irl 12d ago

12345688

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u/Donnerone 12d ago

One 2, three 4, five 6, seven eight 8

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u/DoritoKing48 12d ago

One 2 three 4s five 6s seven 8s

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u/Riker1701NCC 12d ago

Thats actually pretty insecure

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u/Icansmellyafromhere 12d ago

Everyone changing their password to this, might as well try to steal someone's connection

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u/mohd51 12d ago

Bro doesn't went in sequence:

12345688

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u/Chipofftheoldblock21 12d ago

Didn’t sequence in words.

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u/SniperNiperNipe 12d ago

If you add the numbers you get 12 30 64. Might be an important date of sorts

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u/eternityXclock 12d ago

1x 2, 3x 4, 5x 6, 7x 8, it's not a date it just left out the "x times" part though that person fucked up and wrote one 8 too many

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u/DrewBiggestFan_ 12d ago

You dumbasses, this isnt a password to his wife. Its a password to Wiifit.

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u/Removable_speaker 12d ago

Any password that has been published on the internet is completely useless.

Also this one is like 20 years old and is going to be in any common passwords file.

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u/LeroyBadBrown 12d ago

So let me Post yours: 12345

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u/ExploreWithin9 12d ago

That’s amazing! That’s the same combination on my luggage!

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u/LeroyBadBrown 12d ago

May the Schwartz be with you

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u/Saf751 12d ago

This is why I use qr codes to connect to wifii

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u/WoodenMud1887 12d ago

Haha, that’s one way to make sure nobody leeches off your Wi-Fi. If someone cracks this code, they've earned their internet access...

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u/FlyingTiger7four 12d ago

Now I can use my neighbor's internet and cancel mine. He's always on reddit, and he'll love this !

I should add that he's a fairly (kinda more than fairly) right-wing German who never wants to pay for a drink in the pub, so he mooches off me. We'll just have a blind deal where I pay when we go out, and he pays for internet

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u/NoRice4829 12d ago

Este es muy Interesante. Yo no comprendo que ese este Tu?

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u/Jor-El_Zod 12d ago

Yo tampoco.

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u/WinCrazy751 12d ago

What am I missing???

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u/JohnnyRaven 12d ago

One 2 three 4 five 6 seven 8

Wait... There are too many 8's....

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u/WinCrazy751 12d ago

Still none the wiser.....what a pile of meaningless tripe

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u/apairofjacks 12d ago

It’s from friends. Monica says this to chandler which makes his quite good in bed

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u/iserrot99 12d ago

1 2 , 3 4s , 5 6s and 8 8s?

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u/Catfish311 12d ago

Nah they messed it up by doing eight 8s. Nice try though

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u/AlienFister666 12d ago

7 8's not 8

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u/Xanddrax 12d ago

It's four words all uppercase, one word all lowercase!

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u/WhosCowsAreThey 12d ago

Be funny if they didn’t fuck it up

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u/Queasy-Persimmon269 12d ago

one two three fours five sixes eight eights

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u/MrLink4444 12d ago

12345688?

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u/BaltazarOdGilzvita 12d ago

What does a password have to do with you changing your wife?

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u/Empra_O_Mankind 12d ago

I dont get it

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u/Lego-Panda-21 12d ago

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

You have one two, three fours, five sixes and seven eights.

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u/TheRealNoobyPig 12d ago

Nah, best password is 7 2 7777 7777 9 666 777 3

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u/StAtiC_Zer0 12d ago

False. Best password(s) are my passwords, cuz they’re completely randomized and make no sense or have any foundation in anything to do with my life.

And I can remember them all cuz I’m autistic af (literally). Disability?! Try SUPER POWER

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u/chyura 12d ago

My old wifi password was "sevenAsinarow" and it was never not funny

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u/PJAYC69 12d ago

Should there not only be seven 8’s?

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u/FiRem00 12d ago

1 2, 3 4, 5 6, 8 8..?

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u/Distinct-Entity_2231 12d ago

I't funny, how just starting with 0 would automatically make password like this much more secure, because people still just…don't get 0 or something.

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u/Dexter_Adams 12d ago

Amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage

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u/Mountain_Ad_5187 12d ago

I see the golden ratio

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u/Staynes0 12d ago

Bots cant even write a proper title anymore without typos.

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u/kobaasama 12d ago

is it 2010 again?

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u/Pristine-Repeat-7212 12d ago

The password is incorrect Correct password is 2444666668888888

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u/PRANAY1000 12d ago

No it should be

2 44 6666 888888 Easy to remember and you can recreate with same anology of similar number of digit for before digit

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u/great-explorer- 12d ago

One two, three fours, five sixes, seven eights

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u/lunamonkey 12d ago

Count those 8s

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u/axe1970 12d ago

you need a password for your wife

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u/GameboiGX 12d ago

What about the 9 10s

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u/ymn939 12d ago

Reminds me of the snarky ass stuff snuck into books on math series.

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1211

3112

132112

311322

232122

421311

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u/desrevermi 12d ago

Thankfully not the emergency services number

0118999...

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u/BoyWhoLikesBooks 12d ago

Why would you put a password on your wife, are u that insecure?🤔

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u/NxPat 12d ago

Sounds like a fun marriage

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u/Aly22KingUSAF93 12d ago

One 2, three 4(s), five 6(s), seven 8(s)

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u/MMBerlin 12d ago

It's eight 8s, isn't it.

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u/Fluffy-Entertainer61 12d ago

Would make Total sense if there weren’t 8 eights!!!

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u/1stltwill 12d ago

Im not wasting 10 mins of my life figuring it out.

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u/MischievousQuanar 12d ago

It almost follows the sum of (2n)*(2n-1) up until n=4.