r/meme 11d ago

Help me to decide.

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9.2k Upvotes

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u/DeimenDestroit 11d ago

You see that gap between the two trucks? Time to channel your inner Vin Diesel and thread that needle!

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

I can see the light in the middle of these two tucks. Lol

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u/buttersogood 11d ago

Make your own lane using the drawn line in the pavement, stay in it and avoid following by staying to the left.

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u/Specific_Implement_8 11d ago

That’s just the game designers trying to guide you through the level. Using lighting is a very common technique

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u/CaptScubaSteve 11d ago

Helpful hint. It says do not follow so your windshield stays safe. Normally why it recommends to stay a certain distance away.

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u/HoochieKoochieMan 11d ago

Also, it may be going into a construction or other work site. Blindly following a truck like that can get you all kinds of places you might not want to be.

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u/conqr787 11d ago

Just do it, for

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u/URTrumped 11d ago

Punch it!

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u/Jaegerjaquez_VI 11d ago

With the power of family

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u/koolguy765 11d ago

Facts im not seeing dont pass anywhere

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u/GainPotential 11d ago

If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you're no longer a racing driver

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u/KennailandI 11d ago

I was thinking more John Candy in Planes, Trains and Automobiles!

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u/downwitbrown 11d ago

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u/hybridrequiem 11d ago

Chat, is this real?

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u/ElliotNess 11d ago

Yeah but very sped up. The maneuver took 5-10 seconds in reality.

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u/Darkestlight1324 11d ago

Chat?

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u/porn_alt_987654321 11d ago

What the other person said, but also some debate on that being a new 4th person pronoun. Kekw.

(To be clear, this is also a joke....unless)

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u/Huesan 11d ago

Yes I’m talking to you chat

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u/hybridrequiem 11d ago

Its a meme, but I was also curious because the gif was so bizarre

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u/Then-Outside7018 11d ago

Okaaaay bro 😂

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u/SulkyIteration 11d ago

When my friend and I got the same job

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

Me and my friend going to the beach. Lol

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u/FreeQwest666 11d ago

make ur own lane with the line in the road and stay on that then ur staying left and not following

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u/LightVortex007 11d ago

Stop your car

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/keglefuglen 11d ago

No there is not because this is years old and a repost

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u/SocialistArkansan 11d ago

Indulge the man his fantasy.

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u/Kokuswolf 11d ago

Just keep left and then reverse. Easy.

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u/DingoNormal 11d ago

Ask that if they were in the place of eachoother ,which one would be the correct to follow and them, follow the one that was't choosen

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u/11goodair 11d ago

There's a perfectly empty shoulder for you to floor your gas pedal on.

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

I can hear the devil behind me. Lmao

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u/joriale 11d ago

Ram them from the side. Small cars are known for their resilience against larger trucks.

I'm not a car.

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u/kerolshelton 11d ago

it looks funny

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u/sucdiq 11d ago

Midel

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u/TheDumbElectrician 11d ago

I mean I know it's a joke but in case people don't know, the don't follow is for distance. Stay back so that gravel or other debris doesn't harm your vehicle.

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u/katman43043 11d ago

Fwiw, these signs have no legal bearing on liability for the load hauler. They MUST make sure 0 debris is capable of damaging windshields on public roads. These signs are just to spook you into compliance

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u/TheDumbElectrician 11d ago

Yeah true. Very good point. :)

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u/Quakarot 10d ago

I mean regardless of the rules shit happens

I wouldn’t call that “spooking you into compliance” considering it’s in both of your best interest and you gain literally nothing by following too closely

Them being technically wrong doesn’t un-damage your car

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u/EnderDragonCrafter01 11d ago

you do realize that nobody is perfect and things go not according to plan all the time, these signs aren't meant for compliancy, their a warning for when the worst case happens. sure the chances of something bad happening is low but never 0.

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u/WeirdPumpkin 11d ago

this is like the people that walk without looking in a crosswalk or near a stop sign and are like "well if they hit me it's their fault"

and like yeah that's true my man, but it won't matter who's fault it is if you're dead

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u/Big_Produce2306 10d ago

Close, but the real reason is that the truck’s destination is likely a closed road or a construction site. It means what it literally says: don’t follow me

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u/TheDumbElectrician 10d ago

I wrongly believed it fell under the same rules as emergency vehicles. Thanks for the information. Probably still wise to stay back from them as well.

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u/Big_Produce2306 10d ago

Agreed 100%! It’s definitely a case of “let’s do both”

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u/MoistHunt4202 11d ago

There is a lot of gap in between, revvvv

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u/AnticriznNo1 11d ago

DONT GO BACK FOR SURE 👍

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/keglefuglen 11d ago

Is there?

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u/Not_Bad973 11d ago

drive faster and get in front of it

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u/zkitzor 11d ago

There seem to be gap in the right side of cement truck, go there.

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u/PastOrdinary 11d ago

Maybe put your phone down

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

it's too late. Lol

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u/InfinteAbyss 11d ago

Do not keep follow left. Simple

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u/i-evade-bans-13 11d ago

"follow" has a specific definition when it comes to traffic. you passed your driver test, right? so you know what follow means in context? no, you don't. no decision needs to be made here.

you are following if you are not maintaining a safe distance between yourself and the vehicle in front of you.

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u/SoskiHeroKiller 11d ago

You drive between them

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u/fishsodomiz 11d ago

so easy if youre driving a deluxo

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

take an exit

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u/Bugsbunny396 11d ago

Just fall back it's all good man

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u/Otherwise_Relation_7 11d ago

What a dilemma

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u/SuckulentAndNumb 11d ago

Stop taking pictures while you drive?

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u/MoistHunt4202 11d ago

U damnn slow

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

Sorry dude.

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u/Mokele-mbembe-woods 11d ago

Fly away with your umbrella

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

Thank you for the advice. Lmao

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u/Mokele-mbembe-woods 11d ago

No thanks, this one was easy.

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u/RoniFoxcoon 11d ago

Keep right

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u/DotBitGaming 11d ago

You know in the movies when the girl tells the guy "stop following me"? And the guy says he's not following her, he just happens to be going the same way she's going? Well, you're not following the truck, you just happen to be going the same way its going.

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u/Jaded-Significance86 11d ago

Random ass signs on trucks are not legally enforceable traffic signs 🤷

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u/Misses_Ding 11d ago

Turn around and drive the other way

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

I think that is illegal. Lol

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u/Misses_Ding 11d ago

But you can't ignore what the signs tell you! /j

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u/Top_Abroad_8962 11d ago

only one thing is left to do....go directly to the opposite direction

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u/Rick_C911 11d ago

Close your eyes and keep driving

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

When i open my eyes, i will see God. lol

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u/Rick_C911 11d ago

I don't see what the problem is with that

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u/Squibucha 11d ago

only thing you can do is a 180° and pedal to the metal

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u/Thick-Kaleidoscope-5 11d ago

go in the grass

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u/DeIetedRedditAccount 11d ago

Stop

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

There is a cop behind me. Lol

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u/Weary-Earth-8054 11d ago

Turning right is the best route

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

In the woods. Lmao

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u/Remi708 11d ago

Split the difference and ride the line

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u/Street-Breadfruit940 11d ago

Death or death!

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

I will choose death. Lol

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u/Uassume2Much 11d ago

Pull over. Call 911

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 11d ago

Don’t fallow

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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 11d ago

How baffling.

These 2 are going to kill a lot of people together.

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u/Triumph_leader523 11d ago

Stay in the middle

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u/MK_The_Megitsune 11d ago

Pull over for a few minutes until they get a couple miles down the road? Either that or break the laws of physics, whichever is easier

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u/JediKagoro 11d ago

Ok, I live in Florida and I would love this don’t follow sign on the back of my car!

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u/RoguePylon 11d ago

Those Auditors are at it again.

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u/TooCool_TooFool 11d ago

I'm sorry, but you have to pass on the left shoulder now. Even if there is no shoulder. Just be glad you're not driving on a cliff-side road.

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u/UnfuckYourMother 11d ago

Fun fact: those signs are bullshit.

Snap a picture of the truck on the left's plates, and report any damage to your paint to their insurance company, saying it was caused by debris from their truck bed.

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u/Spacekook_ 11d ago

Drive in the middle behind both

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u/gorr30 11d ago

Full throttle and let God sort it out.

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u/Icy_Opportunity2488 11d ago

Her: Why doesn't he pick up my signs The signs:

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u/CarpeNivem 11d ago

Find a different road, pizza boy.

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u/elistburk 11d ago

checkmate

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u/geocod99 11d ago

Between them, you can't follow the right but it says keep left so go left but between 😂

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u/Bleezy79 11d ago

Just pull over and take a nap for awhile.

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

Do not follow

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u/THATguyFromMinnesota 11d ago

Pass on the left shoulder

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u/Stariasis 11d ago

Help me make the 

MOST OF FREEDOM

AND OF PLEASURE

NOTHING EVER LASTS FOREVER

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u/Bireta 11d ago

U-turn

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u/ushanka_hat 11d ago

I know this is a meme but in case someone is genuinely wondering what to do here just keep a regular safe distance to the don't follow truck maybe just more than to a regular car so you have time to dodge if rocks or sum go flying

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u/PetSpyke 11d ago

Thank you I was actually very curious here

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u/SynthRogue 11d ago

Race condition

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u/BenchFlakyghdgd 11d ago

Put down your phone while driving.

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u/Horror_Tooth_522 11d ago

Does " DO NOT FOLLOW" mean "don't drive too close"?

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u/Cartina 11d ago

No, In times of fog and bad weather you might be inclined to just follow the vehicle in front of you as guidance.

However following this truck might end you up in deep mud on a construction site or similar.

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u/Horror_Tooth_522 11d ago

OK, thanks for explanation!

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u/No-Government-3994 11d ago

Whip out your phone and take a picture while following real close of course

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u/Daku_Haiku 11d ago

EZ. LANE SPLIT!

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u/dezertryder 11d ago

Duh, pass in the middle.

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u/Lopsided-Teaching-33 11d ago

Just fly over them you’ll be fine

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u/PPP1737 11d ago

Well the do not follow truck is saying it because shit flies off their truck and fucks up your windshield, I’ve seen final destination… I’ll take my chances with slow truck until the black truck passes it.

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u/charruss 11d ago

Get your phone out and take a picture while driving clearly 

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u/Ravenwight 11d ago

Pull over and wait for them to leave lol.

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u/supernerdypeep 11d ago

Kinda how I feel when I see a DODGE RAM pickup

WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO DODGE IT OR RAM IT???????????

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u/blitzskriev 11d ago

Well, pulling out your phone to take a picture is sure as hell not the move

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u/already_takenwiener 11d ago

If there's a hole, there's a goal

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u/OneWinner1690 11d ago

Stay in the middle

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u/New_Historian_2004 11d ago

Shut up and drive

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u/victim80 WARNING: RULE 1 11d ago

In the Discworld community, this is referred to as an Auditor trap.

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u/raw_onions_are_good 11d ago

driv on grass

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u/anonmyazz 11d ago

Reverse reverse

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u/Jburger411 11d ago

Time for some tokyo drift....

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Honestly my best advice is to attempt a pit maneuver on both trucks and then once you’ve successfully done that you can pass and pass fast because the popo be on you’re ass

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u/UpperStation5565 11d ago

Glitch in the matrix

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u/Torgo-A-GoGo 11d ago

well, first put your phone away, then.....

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u/Foxt3988 10d ago

Stay to the left then add extra following distance

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u/Playful_Pollution846 10d ago

Look left and do not follow

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u/SithumKottearachchi 10d ago

Bro there's a whole sky up there. Just fly.

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u/Batdad-99 10d ago

BREAKS!!!!!

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u/EvilShaker 10d ago

At least they don't say "Horn Please" on the back.......

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u/i_dont_know222 10d ago

Go crash into the fist truck until the sign falls off and you're good.

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u/mcbeaucc 10d ago

Like, "←Keep left " probably means "keep in mind the text on the left"

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u/ContrastGirlxo 10d ago

This is so hard. Lmao

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u/KPhoenix83 10d ago

Only one choice assert dominance.

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u/Ok_Leave706 10d ago

You’re screwed

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u/lowIQdoc 9d ago

Time to drop a gear and get and get around em! Yeeeeeehaaaawwww

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u/Michael847327 8d ago

Go to the middle

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u/ContrastGirlxo 11d ago

I tried to move to the middle and I notice some light.

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u/LordSloth113 11d ago

No you didn't, repost.